Lakitu: Um, sir? Are we on air?

the game prince: Yes, of course! You're the one with the camera!

Lakitu: Yes, right.

the game prince: And here's to my triumphant return to Lemmy's Land! Everyone welcome interviewee...

Lakitu: Interviewee...

the game prince: Interviewee...

Lakitu: Don't tell me you didn't get an interviewee AGAIN.

the game prince: Okay, but you'll find out sooner or later anyway, Lackie.

Lakitu: First of all, my name is NOT Lackie, and second, you really need to plan these things better.

Person in audience: Oh for the love of DAD!

the game prince: DAD? Hmm, this must be a Koopa... Will you be our interviewee?

Person: I've paid good coins for this show, and I'm gonna enjoy it somehow! YES!

the game prince: So... Who are you?

Person: Bowser Junior, what's it too you?

the game prince: Well, that sarcasm aside, let's begin. Question 1, when were YOU born?

Bowser Jr: Well, what do you THINK?

the game prince: Around your debut?

Bowser Jr: NOPE! How little do you think I am? I was born around the time of Super Mario 64, and raised from behind Mario's back until I was trained much longer than the koopalings. Bowser thought that if I was trained longer than them, I'd be stronger! And so I did my first attack on the Mushroom Kingdom in Super Mario Sunshine.

the game prince: Being trained longer didn't really help though, did it?

Bowser Jr: Of course not! But I am superior to the Koopalings anyway... BY FAR TOO!

Lakitu: This kid is scaring me, sir... *shiver*

the game prince: Who cares if he looks dangerous and all angry? H's as puny as a bug and I don't think he's a problem. Oh, and by the way, why [i]do[/you look menacing all the time?

Bowser Jr: My bandanna thing here, see? It's got scarrrrrry teeth! RAWR!

Lakitu: AAAAAAAAAAGH!

the game prince: Yeah, yeah. You don't even scare me at all, even if you look a lot like your father.

Lakitu: That's it, I'm out of here!

the game prince: Pathetic. Anyway, you look almost exactly like Baby Bowser. If Baby Bowser grew up into Bowser and you look just like Baby Bowser, then will you look exactly like your dad someday?

Bowser Jr: SHHH! Don't let Mario hear, that's our secret weapon- When Bowser dies, I will look just like him, so Mario will think I'm Bowser and the series will continue long enough for me to someday rule over the kingdom!

the game prince: As fun as Mario games are, why do you keep trying, anyway? I mean, in NSMB, the best you could do is throw a lightning cloud onto the castle and distract Mario. What's up with that?

Bowser Jr: Listen here, I'm not the toughest person, I might as well settle with what I can do.

Mario: Got that right.

Bowser Jr: NO! You didn't hear any of my plans, did you?

(Mario jumps out of the audience and gets into a big brawl with Bowser Jr.)

Mario: YOU BET I DID! AND YOU ARE A GONER!

the game prince: No! I need him for this Interview!

Mario: Shut up! I'm trying to save-a my kingdom!

the game prince: STOP! Stop- LAKITU! COME HERE!

(Nothing happens.)

the game prince: Oh yeah, he left...

Bowser Jr: YOUCH!

Mario: WHA-HA! TAKE THIS!

the game prince: Get off him, get off him!

Mario: No, I'm ending this right-a here, right-a now!

Lemmy: Game Prince!

the game prince: Lemmy? What?

Lemmy: What is up with you? CONTROL YOUR INTERVIEW HERE! KIDS ARE WATCHING!

Mario: AND-A TAKE SOME OF THIS!!!

Bowser Jr: Hurts!

Lemmy: I never really liked the guy, but come on! This is too violent for the eyes of our viewers! And this isn't much of an Interview at this point!

(Mario whacks Bowser Jr. with one final, powerful blow, and he falls halfway unconscious to the floor.)

Lemmy: This is out of control, game prince! I rate this Interview a ZERO, and I must deduct all of your Koopaling votes!

the game prince: WHAT? Some kind of a comeback here, huh? Bowser Jr, are you still alive?

Bowser Jr: S-somewhat, jerkface.

the game prince: Final questions, why did you believe Peach was your mother?

Bowser Jr: I was born to someone, who else? I didn't know Clawdia at the time, I was too busy being t-trained for fighting Mario...