Announcer: Live from Dimension D inside the renowned Grate Guy and Game Guy Hotel and Casino, it’s-
Dimentio: Dimentio’s-
Red Shy Guy: And Red Shy Guy’s-
Both: Interview Show!
Dimentio: Welcome one and all to the famous casino of my esteemed buddy Grate Guy!
RSG: Please give a hand to Game Guy, who as well owns this casino.
Mad Jack: I OWN the casino, remember?
Dimentio: Oh, that’s right.
Nastasia: Why is the casino in Dimension D?
Dimentio: I’ll explain, like Dark Doc elaborating on the disease his patient has. RSG has a knack of interviewing in places of the interviewee. However I don’t want to leave my beautiful Dimension D. So I asked Jack if I could barrow the casino for a while.
RSG: Yeah, it took a while to convince Mad Jack. However, we did it.
Mad Jack: Enough talk!
Grate Guy: Yeah, let’s get this Interview on the show!
Game Guy: Yeah, we need to get to work soon!
Dimentio: Okay, let’s start like a video gamer excited to start his new game. Question 1, if your name is Grate Guy, are you technically a Shy Guy?
Grate Guy: Well no. Guy is actually my last name. Don’t ask why.
RSG: Game Guy, how did you open your casino in Mario Party 3?
Game Guy: I saved lots of money and when Mario Party 3 arrived I opened up a casino.
Dimentio: Question 2, why did you leave Booster’s Tower after your defeat in SMRPG?
Grate Guy: After my failure to protect Booster I realized I am not a good bodyguard. However my passion for casino games made me decide to open up my own casino. I told Booster I would leave and gave Knife Guy the Gold Card so they could come visit me.
RSG: Question 2, why would you only allow the Miracle Star in your room?
Game Guy: Well when I heard that the Miracle Star beat the Fake Millennium Star I decided to give that person a test of luck.
Dimentio: Question 3, now if one watches carefully when you do a physical attack, a spring comes out. Are you all toys or what is the deal?
Grate Guy: Interesting, not a lot of people catch that. Well one time I got into a huge fight with Knife Guy. My magic attacks were not developed well so he really injured me. I would have died if Dark Doc had not replaced some of my organs with toy parts. The reason I have that spring is that Dark Doc had to remove my hips AND spine to place the spring.
Dimentio: I don’t get it! What’s my name?!
(Nastasia comes over and takes him backstage.)
RSG: Well, question 3, how come you fly to someone when they step on your space?
Game Guy: I have a propeller on my head but it’s so small that you can’t see it. Still it’s good enough to keep me airborne.
(Dimentio comes back onstage.)
Dimentio: Okay, question 4, HOW ARE YOU ALIVE IF THEY TOOK OUT YOUR SPINAL CORD?!
Grate Guy: I guess that does leave some questions. To be honest I am not entirely sure. Dark Doc is just a miracle worker so somehow he found a way to keep me alive.
RSG: Why did you want to build a casino?
Game Guy: I LOVE to gamble. It makes me happy to see other people gamble too.
Audience: Yeah, well we aren’t happy when we LOSE our money!
Game Guy: Yeah well… SHUT UP!!! Don’t make me have to take off this mask!
(Someone in the audience screams.)
Mario: Luigi, you-a need new-a pants.
Dimentio: Question 5, how did you and Game Guy found this casino?
Grate Guy: Well both of us were not doing very good business after a while. We closed down our separate casinos. While in a café I met Game Guy. We both had interests in gambling and casinos. Soon enough with the spare money we had left we created the Grate and Game Guy Hotel and Casino.
RSG: Question 5, WHY in the world do you take all the money of a player that steps on your space?!
Game Guy: Hey, my casino wasn’t in the greatest of shape so I was desperate to make more money.
Dimentio: Well I’m out. Time for AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! Seat YOUREINLOVEWITHMEBUTIDONTSHARETHESAMEFEELINGS!
Rosalina: How are you and Knife Guy related?
Grate Guy: Glad you asked, Beautiful.
(Dimentio gives Grate Guy an ugly look.)
RSG: 0_o AHHH!
Grate Guy: He is my brother, hence we both have the same last name. Hey, you wanna have lunch sometime?
Dimentio: I’LL KILL YOU!
(Dimentio and Grate Guy get into a fight. Rosalina has an anime sweatdrop.)
Rosalina: No thanks.
RSG: Seat FATTESTSHYGUYINTHEWORLD!
Gourmet Guy: How did your casino go bankrupt?
Game Guy: I hate that question. Well when a player went into my casino he bet 200 gold coins and played Game Guy’s Roulette. They bet on my face and what do you know, IT LANDED ON MY FACE! I HAD TO PAY HIM 12,800 gold coins! I couldn’t afford to pay any bills that came into my casino!
RSG: Okay. Hey, you two! Stop fighting or I’ll get the cattle prod!
Dimentio: She’s mine!
Grate Guy: NO! She’s mine!
Dimentio: I like her more than you ever will!
Grate Guy: Too bad! A freak like you couldn’t possibly have a fine woman like her!
Dimentio: You take that back!
Grate Guy: Make me!
(Dimentio pulls out the Chaos Heart.)
Dimentio: MWAHAHAH- ZAP!
Grate Guy: What the- ZAP!
RSG: I warned you!
Dimentio: Seat… STUPIDFATPENGUIN.
Junior: I’m huuuuuuungry. So if you guys are the founders of the casino why do you work for my father?
Mad Jack: Call me Master, remember?
Grate Guy: Ugh. Well business didn’t do well even with both of our ideas. We were about to close down when Mad Jack came and offered to buy the casino from us. We agreed. He now owns the casino, but being as he’s in charge of Frantic Factory, he lets us run it. Also thanks to him we were able to make the hotel more luxurious and add a bar AND a gourmet restaurant.
RSG: Seat PLUMBERTHATNOONEPAYSATTENTIONTO.
Luigi: Ahh, that’s better. Why do you-a throw a squeaky hammer at-a us when we lose in-a one of your minigames?
Game Guy: Hey, at least you get to go home with something! And my aim is bad.
Dimentio: Seat STRONGERBROTHER.
Knife Guy: Hey Bro, why do you roll around on a ball all the time?
Grate Guy: You think you would have remembered, jerk! After the operation Dark Doc found that taking out my spine made my legs want to walk backwards. He gave me the ball so I can still travel around. Even though you caused that I have grown fond of this.
RSG: Seat MUSHROOM.
Toad: Oh, that looks valuable! Oh- I mean, uh, how is it running a casino with Grate Guy?
Game Guy: It’s pretty good. We are good buddies and it’s pretty easy to run the casino. However the bad part is when Grate guy does something stupid-
Grate Guy: Hey! Buying a solid gold statue of myself is NOT stupid.
Game Guy: Yes it is. Now, before I was RUDELY interrupted: or when business is bad, then Mad Jack punishes us pretty badly.
Mad Jack: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s true. EVERYBODY fears me.
Roy: Here is your category, Mad Jack.
Plit: *GASP* Roy Koopa works for Mad Jack?!
Roy: Don’t look at me! Wah!
(He runs away crying.)
Dimentio: T_T We didn’t need to see that. Anywho, that about wraps up this Interview.
Mad Jack: Teleport my casino back.
Dimentio: Yes sir.
(The casino goes back to its original place.)
Dimentio: It’s been great working with you again, buddy.
RSG: Yeah, we should do this more often.
(RSG leaves Dimension D along with Game Guy.)
Grate Guy: So, you sure you don’t want to go see a movie or go out for dinner?
Rosalina: Uh-
(WHAM!)
Dimentio: I’m goona kill you, “buddy”!
Grate Guy: Oh crud…
(Dimentio puts him in a dimensional cage, then snaps his fingers. Suddenly RSG comes back onto the scene.)
RSG: Ugh, not this again!
(He pulls out his cattle prod. However it is too late, as Grate Guy is blown up, then teleported to a pit with angry Chomp Chomps.)
Grate Guy: Boy, that guy sure is protective.
RSG: Great! Let’s end tra-
(Dimentio teleports him away too.)
Rosalina: Uh, I’m touched… I guess.
Dimentio: Really?
(WHAM!)
(Dimentio gets hit over the head by Count Bleck.)
Count Bleck: I DON’T want another lawsuit. Just end transmission.
Rosalina: Can I go-
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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