(Cut to Castle Bleck. Dimentio is in his room. Count Bleck knocks on the door.)
Count Bleck: Let’s go, Dimentio. You have an Interview to do!
Dimentio: I am busy like a director reading the script.
Count Bleck: Are you looking over the Dark Prognosticus?
Dimentio: No!
Count Bleck: Or are you looking at those pictures of Rosalina you secretly took?
(Dimentio bursts through the door.)
Dimentio: Can’t you see I’m busy trying to uh… get to Dimension D to do my Interview? Honestly!
(Dimentio teleports to Dimension D. Count Bleck has a smirk on his face.)
Count Bleck: What a desperate guy.
In Dimension D...
(Dimentio is getting his show ready and Nastasia approaches him.)
Nastasia: Uh, Dimentio?
Dimentio: What? Can’t you see I’m busy getting this Interview ready? Now where is my interviewee?
Nastasia: Uh, yeah, you never really got one.
Dimentio: Oh… Not to worry. Now who will be my victim today?
(He takes out the Dark Prognosticus and closes his eyes. He puts his finger on a random page and opens his eyes. He snaps his fingers and Toad appears with a burlap bag.)
Toad: What the?!
Dimentio: Congratulations, you are my interviewee.
Toad: Oh well, make it quick! I have to get back to my pillow castle before the curator finds me!
Dimentio: All right, we shall begin like a surgical team beginning surgery on a dieing patient.
Toad: That’s not helping.
Dimentio: Question 1, your personality according to the Dark Prognosticus has changed quite a bit. Care to explain?
Toad: Well some things did change it. One was Peach kicked me out of her castle, another was befriending Bowser Jr. and the last one was being Popple’s new rookie.
Dimentio: Question 2, WHY did you make an entire castle our of the citizens of Toad Town’s pillows?!
Toad: Well since Peach kicked me out her castle I needed a place to stay. So with my newfound looting skills and my powerful Looting Machine I made the pillow castle.
Dimentio: Question 3, were you ever playable in an adventure game?
Toad: Well I helped Mario and Co. defeat Wart in SMB2. Also I was the protagonist in Wario’s Woods.
Dimentio: Question 4. what was up with the Toad Brigade? Are they related to the Toad Retainers?
Toad: The Toad Brigade was just a bunch of Toads (my brothers) who helped Mario (or Luigi) collect Stars. The Toad Retainers just protect Peach.
Dimentio: Question 5, will you return my video camera soon?
Toad: You can expect in 2-3 days.
Dimentio: Well then, time for audience questions.
(He snaps his fingers and an angry mob appear.)
Mob: Hey, that’s the guy that caused all that trouble with the goop!
Dimentio: Oops!
(Dimentio runs away and the mob fallows. Count Bleck comes to the scene.)
Count Bleck: Hmm. You think people would have forgotten that already. I mean Rosalina forgave him and that mess REALLY affected her.
Toad: Does that mean I can go?
Bleck: No. Good think I had this phone installed. Now we wait for someone to call.
(Ring! Bleck answers.)
Count Bleck: Caller one.
Bob-omb: Do you really swear a lot?
Toad: No. You see, I’m the new generation Toad. You’re thinking of the adult Toad. He is the one that always gets interviewed. I’m his nephew.
Count Bleck: Second caller.
Monty Mole: What is your relationship with Toadette?
Toad: Ugh. Okay, fine, she is my unofficial girlfriend. She really likes me, and me, well I sort of like her.
(Toad turns a little red.)
Count Bleck: Third caller.
Koopa Troopa: How are Toads actually powerful?
Toad: Well in realty all Toads are assigned a Star on their 10th birthday. That Power Star gives us a lot of power. However lots of us get easily scared so we are too busy panicking to actually do anything.
Count Bleck: Fourth caller.
Goomba: Just to clear this up, is that thing on the top of your head a hat or a part of you?
Toad: This is actually a Mushroom cap. In the Super Mario Bros. Super Show and in the Super Mario Bros. 3 cartoons there are episodes that show that it is a cap.
Count Bleck: Final caller.
Junior: I’m huuuuuuuungry. So let me have a pie with everything on it: anchovies, meatballs, Mushrooms-
Count Bleck: Ask a question or I will be forced to use, well, force.
Junior: How did you get those items in the Toad House from SMB3?
Toad: Simple. There was a secret warp pipe in Pipe Land that was very difficult to get to. There is a room filled with every power-up in that game. However Mario and Luigi were being mean to me so I decided to only give them one item instead of all three. Plus I sold some of the items to the Koopalings.
Count Bleck: Well that’s all the time we have today. Thank you, Toad, for being here.
Toad: No problem. Now I have to sell these babies before the curator finds me.
(Toad calls his Looting Machine and gets away from Dimension D. Dimentio suddenly comes back.)
Count Bleck: I did your job for you… again!
Dimentio: Well thanks!
O’Chunks: Dimentio, lad. What ‘appened to the angry mob?
Dimentio: Oh, I teleported them to Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Today he has a guest appearance with Barney. They won’t stand a chance like Bowser falling into the lava in New SMB.
Mimi: For your sake, even though I hate you, I hope this doesn’t lead to another lawsuit.
Dimentio: Yeah well… See all of you next time! Ciao!
(END TRANSMISSION)
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