GSG: Hello, live from Tubba Blubba’s Castle. Welcome to Shy Guy’s Interview Show.
Camera Guy: Where’s Lemmy?
GSG: Hmm. I gave him the map through the Forever Forest. Maybe he is still lost.
Camera Guy: I wonder if the Boos kidnapped him?
GSG: Now Red Shy Guy isn’t here because he... is… busy, yeah. Now please welcome the Chapter Three Boss of Paper Mario, Tubba Blubba.
Tubba Blubba: Thank you, Green Shy Guy.
GSG: Tell us about your life.
Tubba Blubba: Well my dad enrolled in the Koopa army. He died in the war. I don’t remember my mom. I then was left everything in this castle. I was bullied by Boos though because I was sensitive. Then I begged Bowser to make me stronger. After my heart was taken out I started eating Boos for all the misery they caused me. After Mario defeated me I didn’t want to help Bowser anymore. So then I became a little braver.
GSG: Okay. Question 1, how do you stay alive if your heart is taken out?
Tubba Blubba: Well the Star Rod gave me the power to live as long as my heart is alive.
GSG: Question 2, why do you have that bandage on your belly?
Tubba Blubba: Well the Star Rod didn’t immediately take it out. They performed surgery.
GSG: Eww. Question 3, how do you eat Boos?
Tubba Blubba: Well I just grab them and gobble them up.
GSG: Okay. Question 4, why are you bigger than most Clubbas?
Tubba Blubba: Well the Star Rod also made me bigger.
GSG: Question 5, why don’t you use weapons?
Tubba Blubba: Why do I need a weapon if I have pure power?
GSG: Well, audience questions. Seat CLUBBA!
Clubba: Sir why did you choose a windmill to hide your heart?
Tubba Blubba: I thought no one would figure it out.
GSG: Seat FATKOOPA!
Bowser: Hey! Tubba Blubba, where did you get Yakey?
Tubba Blubba: Well I had this magic lock so I got a Magic Key.
GSG: Seat BOO!
Boo: Where did you get the Sentinals?
Tubba Blubba: Well I kinda made them. I got some parts of a UFO and made them into little UFO machines.
GSG: Seat BOOTHATHATESLUIGI!
King Boo: How come you’re invincible when you don’t have your heart?
Tubba Blubba: Well I don’t feel pain because the heart detects pain, and I feel practically like a ghost if my heart is out.
GSG: Finally, seat ROYALBOO!
Lady Bow: Why are you so sensitive?
Tubba Blubba: Well since I was alone and you kept scaring me I was very sensitive like that.
GSG: Well that’s all for today. See us next time on-
Lemmy: LEMMY’S INTERVIEW SHOW!
Camera Guy: And cut!
After the Interview...
GSG: Well now it’s time to spin the wheels.
(He throws two darts and one lands on Bowser Jr. and one lands on Bowser.)
GSG: Well looks like Bowser Jr. will interview his father Bowser.
BSG: Yes, now let’s End Transmission!
(Transmission Ended.)
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