the game prince: My life as an interviewer has just started, and I'm ready to take on a famous character...
Random Person in Audience: YEAH, SO?!
the game prince: SOOOOOooooooooo, please welcome...
Person in Audience: Who? A famous tourist? Fireball? Phantos? General To-
the game prince: The best person we could afford...
Person in Audience: That cancels them... How about Cackletta?
the game prince: YOSHI!!!
(Half of the audience cheers. The other half groans.)
Yoshi: Nin-gato!
the game prince: Uh oh. I thought he could talk...
Lakitu: Um, sir? Only a choice few Yoshis can speak our English...
the game prince: WELL WHAT DO WE DO?!
Lakitu: Might I suggest-
Yoshi: Whole-hat!
Lakitu: Well, that was almost real words...
the game prince: Oh, for the love of... LUDWIG! COME HERE!
Yoshi: Wreeeeah.
Ludwig: A Yoshi-dino? Dang, you don't pay me enough for this job.
the game prince: Do you have some sort of translator or something that will work on him?
Ludwig: Yes, but I don't give it to just any flea-ridden-
Yoshi: Aa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa...
Ludwig: Fine.
(Ludwig gives Yoshi a helmet that suddenly emits a sound.)
Yoshi: Yoshi want cookie! Where Mawio?
the game prince: We're here to interview you.
Yoshi: Make quick!
the game prince: All right. Q1!
Yoshi: Why game guy not say question?
the game prince: Would you please?
Yoshi: You welcome.
the game prince: Okay. How many years ago was it when you helped Mario save Luigi?
Yoshi: About 39 year.
the game prince: Cool. Why do you wear a saddle if nobody is riding on you right now?
Yoshi: It in style now Yoshis.
Yoshis in Audience: NIN-GATO! AA-WA-WA-WA-WA!
the game prince: Riiiiiiight then... What type of dinosuar are you cross-bred from?
Yoshi: Yoshi not hybrid. Yoshi are purebred. See Yoshi diploma.
(Yoshi pulls out a piece of paper with a dino-print on it.)
Yoshi: Yoshi of all color purebred. We are own species.
the game prince: That's awesome!
Yoshi: Thank Prince.
the game prince: Why do you eat Shy Guys?
Yoshi: Some reason Shy Guys tasty. Eat mask first. Yum-yum!
the game prince: What does a Shy Guy without a mask look like?
Yoshi: Yoshi eat with eyes closed, treasure flavors.
the game prince: Aw man!
Shy Guy in Audience: Aw, phooey! I knew you wanted to peek!
The Shy Guy runs away in embarrassment. Just before leaving, he says...
Shy Guy: PEEKER!
the game prince: That was odd. Yoshi, are you used to being interviewed in Lemmy's Land?
Yoshi: Yoshi no interviewed before. Other Yoshis though.
the game prince: I see. What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
Yoshi: A ? Block. It had Fire Flower, burn Yoshi tongue.
the game prince: I say a Shy Guy is more bizarre than that.
Yoshi: No, I used to Shy Guy.
the game prince: My last question- If you're male, how do you lay eggs?
Yoshi: Need go back to sixth grade?
the game prince: Sorry, nobody ever covered Yoshi anatomy.
Yoshi: It long story.
the game prince: Okay then, audience! Seat Webmaster who is smarter than you all!!!
Goomba: Um…?
the game prince: Okay, what happened to Lemmy?
Goomba: He traded seats with me. He wanted to be in seat I'm squishy and squashy.
the game prince: Um, that's so disturbing. Seat I'm squishy and squashy!
(Mario jumps through the window and squashes the game prince.)
the game prince: OW!
(The Goomba from before falls apart, revealing Lemmy wearing the rest of a Goomba costume.)
Lemmy: That trick works every time.
Yoshi: Who that?
the game prince: Yoshi, you don't know who Lemmy is?!
Yoshi: Yoshi never gone in Lemmy castle...
Lemmy: Ah, that's right! Mario always left you outside!
Yoshi: Good thing no cold weather, bad for Yoshi.
the game prince: Lemmy, why are you here anyway?
Lemmy: To grade your Interview performance. I give you a 3 for stopping the Interview and falling for the old Goomba costume trick.
the game prince: GRRRR, next question!
Lemmy: This Interview isn't going to pass... Yoshi is incorrect grammar-wise. Why is this so?
the game prince: I never gave you permission to ask a question!
Lemmy: Ah, but you did! See for yourself...
(FLASHBACK TIME!)
the game prince: Okay then, audience! Seat Webmaster who is smarter than you all!!!
Goomba: Um…?
(END FLASHBACK!)
Lemmy: I was in the Goomba costume, remember?
the game prince: Oh yeah...
Lemmy: Yoshi is incorrect grammar-wise. Why is this so?
Yoshi: Yoshi new to English. Helmet just on Yoshi while ago.
the game prince: Yes, there's your answer, so get lost, Lemmy!
Lemmy: Talking to the webmaster as such! I'm going to have to ban you from the Interview service, Mister Game Prince. I'm sorry.
the game prince: Since I'm done for, why don't I just ask you a question?!
Lemmy: That is against the rules.
the game prince: How come you say "I'm sorry" when you ain't even sorry?
Lemmy: Webmaster duties. And ah, duties call! I must go ban you. Goodbye.
(WOOSH! Lemmy disappears instantaneously.)
the game prince: Bah! I'm out of here!
Shroob: Wait! I have a question for Yoshi!
the game prince: ASK AWAY!
(the game prince walks out the door of his studio.)
Shroob: How many colors of you are there?
Yoshi: Every color of rainbow plus more.
Koopa: Why did you appear in Super Mario 64, but not in any sequels?
Yoshi: I in Super Mawio 64 DS sleeping on roof playable, Super Mawio Sunshine playable! Koopa wrong.
Lemmy: Where did that disaster of a prince go?
Yoshi: Nin-gato!
Lemmy: What did he say?
Ludwig: Oh no! The helmet is wearing off!
Yoshi: Whole-hat!
Lemmy: I guess we'll never know!
(WOOSH! Lemmy disappears instantaneously.)
Ludwig: He's GOT TO teach me that!
Lakitu: Because the game prince failed in his duties, I will do the honors in ending the Interview. Ready? AND-
(END SUBMISSION!)
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