(Multiplo, Lake, and Shadow King can be seen in the studio.)
S.K: Anyone seen M.K?
Multiplo: Nah, she's been gone a lot lately.
(Suddenly Midna Koopa flips in.)
M.K: Hey, guys!
Lake: Where did you come from?
M.K: Another dimension.
Lake: ?
M.K: Be right back.
(M.K. flips out, then returns a few seconds later with Bestovius.)
Multiplo: Who's this guy?
Bestovius: Insolent fool! I am the great and splendiferous Bestovius, master of dimensional flipping!
S.K: And still so modest...
Bestovius: Silence!
M.K: Anyways, Lake, it's your turn to interview.
Lake: Fine, whatever.
(Lake takes his seat, and Bestovius floats above his.)
Lake: First question: Is there any relation between you and the Ancient, Merloo?
Bestovius: He is one of my ancestors, and one of the very first dimensional governors.
Lake: I see. Next question: What's with the cloud? Is it like a Lakitu's or something?
Bestovius: This is a special cloud created by my magic. It in no way relates to the clouds of the Lakitus.
Lake: Mm-hm. Now, why did you try to charge Mario 10,000 coins to learn the flipping ability?
Bestovius: Hey, I've got to earn money somehow.
Lake: So, being a so-called "Flip Wizard" pays...?
Bestovius: Surprisingly little.
Lake: Indeed. So, what's with this "other dimension" and "A button"?
Bestovius: A greater being is always watching us from another dimension. They control our actions, our decisions. One of them is even controlling this very Interview!
Uhhh... I have no idea what you're talking about.
Bestovius: Of course you do! You're even controlling what I'm saying right now!
(Lightning strikes Bestovius.)
Bestovius: Ow.
You asked for it...
Lake: Right. So, then... Why is your face purple?
Bestovius: That's the-
Lake: Best I could come up with, yes.
Bestovius: Yes, well, I am a descendant of the Ancients, as I stated earlier, and they were kind of like Shamans, so...
Lake: Uh-huh. Audience questions. Seat SLICK.
Doopliss: So, eh, what exactly is that starry broach-like thing, Slick?
Bestovius: This thing? It IS a broach, made from a special material extracted from Stars.
Lake: Right. Seat OBJECTION.
Phoenix Wright: Where exactly did you get that "Training Machine"?
Bestovius: I ordered it online.
Phoenix: That's it?
Bestovius: Yup.
Lake: Seat DEADLYGUY.
Anti Guy: Lemon Candy?
M.K: Why do you keep showing up here?!
Anti Guy: I'm bored. So, what exactly is the "You-Know-What"?
Bestovius: It's a disc containing secret information.
Anti Guy: Oooh, what's the information?
Bestovius: It's a secret!
Lake: Well, that should do it.
M.K: Right. Two things, now. First, you! The Anti Guy!
Anti Guy: Me?
M.K: Yeah. What's your name?
Anti Guy: I am a dark warrior from the depths of Shy Guy's Toy Box. My name is Mark!
M.K: Great, how'd you like to join my crew?
Mark: Will there be Lemon Candy?
M.K: Sure, why not?
Mark: K, I'll do it.
M.K: Great. And now...
(M.K. pulls a rope hanging from the ceiling, and the wall at the back of the stage opens up to reveal a wall of switches.)
Multiplo: WHAT is THAT?!
M.K: The reason I've been away. I told you I had important business to attend to. Now, Bestovius, flip a switch.
Bestovius: O...kay
(Bestovius flips the switch marked "47".)
Bestovius: Now what?
M.K: Wait for it....
(A boxing glove comes from the ceiling, punches Bestovius into a cannon in the floor, and the cannon shoots him out the window.)
M.K: There.
M.K's crew minus Lake: 0_0
Mark: Can I end the show?
M.K: Go for it.
Mark: Yay! END TRANSMISSION!
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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