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LAKE interviews BESTOVIUS
 
By Midna Koopa

(Multiplo, Lake, and Shadow King can be seen in the studio.)

S.K: Anyone seen M.K?

Multiplo: Nah, she's been gone a lot lately.

(Suddenly Midna Koopa flips in.)

M.K: Hey, guys!

Lake: Where did you come from?

M.K: Another dimension.

Lake: ?

M.K: Be right back.

(M.K. flips out, then returns a few seconds later with Bestovius.)

Multiplo: Who's this guy?

Bestovius: Insolent fool! I am the great and splendiferous Bestovius, master of dimensional flipping!

S.K: And still so modest...

Bestovius: Silence!

M.K: Anyways, Lake, it's your turn to interview.

Lake: Fine, whatever.

(Lake takes his seat, and Bestovius floats above his.)

Lake: First question: Is there any relation between you and the Ancient, Merloo?

Bestovius: He is one of my ancestors, and one of the very first dimensional governors.

Lake: I see. Next question: What's with the cloud? Is it like a Lakitu's or something?

Bestovius: This is a special cloud created by my magic. It in no way relates to the clouds of the Lakitus.

Lake: Mm-hm. Now, why did you try to charge Mario 10,000 coins to learn the flipping ability?

Bestovius: Hey, I've got to earn money somehow.

Lake: So, being a so-called "Flip Wizard" pays...?

Bestovius: Surprisingly little.

Lake: Indeed. So, what's with this "other dimension" and "A button"?

Bestovius: A greater being is always watching us from another dimension. They control our actions, our decisions. One of them is even controlling this very Interview!

Uhhh... I have no idea what you're talking about.

Bestovius: Of course you do! You're even controlling what I'm saying right now!

(Lightning strikes Bestovius.)

Bestovius: Ow.

You asked for it...

Lake: Right. So, then... Why is your face purple?

Bestovius: That's the-

Lake: Best I could come up with, yes.

Bestovius: Yes, well, I am a descendant of the Ancients, as I stated earlier, and they were kind of like Shamans, so...

Lake: Uh-huh. Audience questions. Seat SLICK.

Doopliss: So, eh, what exactly is that starry broach-like thing, Slick?

Bestovius: This thing? It IS a broach, made from a special material extracted from Stars.

Lake: Right. Seat OBJECTION.

Phoenix Wright: Where exactly did you get that "Training Machine"?

Bestovius: I ordered it online.

Phoenix: That's it?

Bestovius: Yup.

Lake: Seat DEADLYGUY.

Anti Guy: Lemon Candy?

M.K: Why do you keep showing up here?!

Anti Guy: I'm bored. So, what exactly is the "You-Know-What"?

Bestovius: It's a disc containing secret information.

Anti Guy: Oooh, what's the information?

Bestovius: It's a secret!

Lake: Well, that should do it.

M.K: Right. Two things, now. First, you! The Anti Guy!

Anti Guy: Me?

M.K: Yeah. What's your name?

Anti Guy: I am a dark warrior from the depths of Shy Guy's Toy Box. My name is Mark!

M.K: Great, how'd you like to join my crew?

Mark: Will there be Lemon Candy?

M.K: Sure, why not?

Mark: K, I'll do it.

M.K: Great. And now...

(M.K. pulls a rope hanging from the ceiling, and the wall at the back of the stage opens up to reveal a wall of switches.)

Multiplo: WHAT is THAT?!

M.K: The reason I've been away. I told you I had important business to attend to. Now, Bestovius, flip a switch.

Bestovius: O...kay

(Bestovius flips the switch marked "47".)

Bestovius: Now what?

M.K: Wait for it....

(A boxing glove comes from the ceiling, punches Bestovius into a cannon in the floor, and the cannon shoots him out the window.)

M.K: There.

M.K's crew minus Lake: 0_0

Mark: Can I end the show?

M.K: Go for it.

Mark: Yay! END TRANSMISSION!

(TRANSMISSION ENDED)

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