Ukiki: Hoohoo haha!
Fawful: I’m getting paid too little.
Ukiki: Hehehe HA!
Fawful: No, you can’t have a cookie
Boom: You understood that?
Fawful: Not a bit.
Ukiki: Understood what?
Fawful: Wait- You speak English!?
Ukiki: Yes, I do.
Boom: What were you doing before then?
Ukiki: Laughing.
Fawful: At who?
Ukiki: Nothing. Us Ukikis are very happy and mischievous creatures
(Mario the Hobo breaks through a wall)
Mario the Hobo: I’m not fixing that.
Fawful: Nice timing. Interview Ukiki now!
MtH: I don’t wanna.
(Fawful holds up a smelly gym sock)
MtH: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I’LL DO IT!
Boom: Wow, I didn’t even have to point my cannon at him!
MtH: How and why do you attack Mario and Yoshi?
Ukiki: We’re “silly little monkeys”, as many people call us, and we pull pranks on people as a way to get a quick laugh. We attack Yoshi by spitting watermelon seeds at him, throwing bombs at him, or stealing Mario from him. We attacked Mario by looking cute and innocent, and then stealing his hat.
Fawful: And yet some Ukikis don’t attack Yoshi, but simply run away. Why is this?
Ukiki: Well… we stole some cookies from Yoshi in a deleted scene, so we were laughing our butts off and didn’t need another prank. When we saw him approaching, we bolted, scared to death.
MtH: Why do you declare yourself as “invincible while swimming”?
Ukiki: Well, we are, because Yoshi can’t eat us when underwater, as it’d fill his mouth with water
Fawful: How, if in any way, are Ukikis physically gifted?
Ukiki: They are naturally faster than most creatures in the Mushroom Kingdom, and can do many things you would expect monkeys to do, such as climb vines.
Boom: I’m a pattern breaker!
MtH: ?
Boom: You have been asking questions in a pattern because the authors are too lazy to make you guys humorize the place.
Fawful: I’m the author! MtH is merely my slave!
Boom: DIE!
(Fawful uses supreme author powers to shove the sock into Boom’s cannon.)
Boom: It’s overloading!
(BOOM!)
Ukiki: Is he going to be okay?
Fawful: Yup, he’ll be back before you know it.
Boom: So Ukiki, how do you keep such a straight face while pranking people? I mean, :3 all the time should get boring, and you probably couldn’t laugh like that!
Ukiki: Wow, that was fast. To answer your question, our faces can be any way we want. We always keep that innocent and cute face to make people think we aren’t up to something. When the people we pranked are gone, we can laugh freely without exposing… stuff.
Fawful: What is this “stuff” you speak of?
Ukiki: Well, the father of all Ukikis got addicted to bananas. We share that hereditary trait, and trust me, bananas do NOT smell good when subjected to Ukiki stomach acid.
MtH: Why don’t you kill Yoshi by unleashing your vile stomach fumes on him?
Ukiki: We are just pranksters, we don’t really wanna hurt anybody.
Anybody: My feelings always get hurt; nobody cares about me.
Nobody: Not true! I don’t care about him one bit!
True: What’s not about me? It’s always about me!
Me: What about me?
(Boom facepalms.)
Fawful: If you steal characters’ hats in SM64DS, why don’t you put them on and gain their powers?
Ukiki: They’re too unfashionable. I mean, plumbers’ hats are way out of fashion!
Mario: So true. But Peach’s dress is also out of style. We stay together so we need not feel insecure about our lack of fashion sense.
(Peach slaps Mario)
MtH: What is your favorite game you are in?
Ukiki: I liked my role in Mario 64. I stole his hat, and it was SO funny when he was running to get it back. He even swore a bit while he was trying to catch me!
Mario: @#$%^!
Ukiki: Uh oh.
(Mario censored due to excess violence Ukiki.)
Boom: Hey, that’s my job!
Ukiki (severely injured): I love making Mario swear
Mario: I bet you do, you-
(End Transmission)
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