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KOOPATROL 4000, COPPA, AND PUNIPHIL interview GRODUS
 
By Koopatrol 4000

Shadowy Dude from Last Time: Okay, break time's over. Shadow Koopalord is here to DESTROY you! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Koopagal 4000: And how are you going to do that?

Shadow Koopalord: Hm... I have no clue. I never thought I'd get THIS far...

Koopagal 4000: *over-dubbed voice* DIE.

(He attacks. Suddenly Parakarry flies in and gives Solar a letter, then hightails it outta there.)

Solar: *reads* WHAT?! I'M BEING KICKED OUT AFTER ONE SHOW?!

(Lemmy drives the SOOPER CAR back in.)

Lemmy: YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MARIOVERSE, FOOLISH MORTAL. NOW LEAVE.

Solar: NEVER!

Lemmy: *sigh* WEBMASTER POWERS!

(Solar vanishes in a puff of smoke.)

Koopatrol 4000: Well, looks like the other members of the crew are needed.

(He pulls a copper Bob-omb- Coppa- and a Puni with sunglasses- Puniphil- out of his pocket. Then Grodus is pulled out of the other pocket.)

Grodus: Interview me so I acn go back to eating, being lazy, and having DDR nights with Natalie Horler!

Koopatrol 4000: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Now, Grodus, how did you form the X-Nauts?

Grodus: I didn't "form" the X-Nauts. They're an ancient race that my father used to lead... And I hated him. He threatened to eat me all the time, and he was insane too!

Coppa: Ah. Very traumatic childhood. Shame. Anyway, how old are you?

Grodus: 719,487,324 years old.

Coppa: Um... Creepy.

Puniphil: My turn. What do you think of Lord Crump?

Grodus: He's an idiot. He is obsessed with Natalie Horler, once paid the price for sitting on my Throne of Agony *man screams*, smashes stuff, has disobeyed my orders numerous times, and much, much more!

Koopatrol 4000: The fool. What do you normally have for *over-dubbed voice* dinner?

Grodus: I normally have *over-dubbed voice* spaghetti *normal voice* or *over-dubbed voice* beans.

Coppa: How'd you learn about the Crystal Stars?

Grodus: I heard about them on the Plit History Channel. We were hoping for Chuck Norris, though. We didn't want that *CENSORED* Shadow Queen.

Koopatrol 4000: *punches Grodus* NO SWEARING!

Grodus: Okay, okay! Geez, touchy.

Puniphil: Well, it's time for...

Cheesy music: Au-di-ence question time!

Puniphil: Seat IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!

Bowser: Is it true Smithy and you are brothers?

Grodus: Yes. HE MUST DIE!

Coppa: Seat 5.

X-Naut Dude: Dude, did that fat dude Mario come back to dude you, dude?

X-Naut that acts as a translator: He means, did Mario come back to beat you up?

Grodus: No, not recently. Or any time after the first, come to think of it.

Koopatrol 4000: Seat 3.14.

Punio: PIEEEEEEE!!!

Koopatrol 4000: Remind me to never pick that seat again. Seat 8,055.

Crump: I heard that you have DDR nights with Natalie! WHY DID YOU NEVER TELL ME?!

Grodus: Because I hate you.

(Crump runs out crying.)

Coppa: Seat 172,433.

Mario: How-a did you-a get your-a body back-a?

Grodus: I had my loyal slaves fix me up. How else?

Mario: Good-a point-a.

Koopagal 4000: KOOPALORD ESCAPED!

(Koopatrol 4000 grabs Grodus and throws him out the window.)

Koopatrol 4000: LET'S MOVE!

(Coppa throws Lemmy out of the SOOPER CAR.)

Coppa: Until next time, END TRANSMISSION!

Grodus: Ow... My spleen...

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