Shadowy Dude from Last Time: Okay, break time's over. Shadow Koopalord is here to DESTROY you! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Koopagal 4000: And how are you going to do that?
Shadow Koopalord: Hm... I have no clue. I never thought I'd get THIS far...
Koopagal 4000: *over-dubbed voice* DIE.
(He attacks. Suddenly Parakarry flies in and gives Solar a letter, then hightails it outta there.)
Solar: *reads* WHAT?! I'M BEING KICKED OUT AFTER ONE SHOW?!
(Lemmy drives the SOOPER CAR back in.)
Lemmy: YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MARIOVERSE, FOOLISH MORTAL. NOW LEAVE.
Solar: NEVER!
Lemmy: *sigh* WEBMASTER POWERS!
(Solar vanishes in a puff of smoke.)
Koopatrol 4000: Well, looks like the other members of the crew are needed.
(He pulls a copper Bob-omb- Coppa- and a Puni with sunglasses- Puniphil- out of his pocket. Then Grodus is pulled out of the other pocket.)
Grodus: Interview me so I acn go back to eating, being lazy, and having DDR nights with Natalie Horler!
Koopatrol 4000: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Now, Grodus, how did you form the X-Nauts?
Grodus: I didn't "form" the X-Nauts. They're an ancient race that my father used to lead... And I hated him. He threatened to eat me all the time, and he was insane too!
Coppa: Ah. Very traumatic childhood. Shame. Anyway, how old are you?
Grodus: 719,487,324 years old.
Coppa: Um... Creepy.
Puniphil: My turn. What do you think of Lord Crump?
Grodus: He's an idiot. He is obsessed with Natalie Horler, once paid the price for sitting on my Throne of Agony *man screams*, smashes stuff, has disobeyed my orders numerous times, and much, much more!
Koopatrol 4000: The fool. What do you normally have for *over-dubbed voice* dinner?
Grodus: I normally have *over-dubbed voice* spaghetti *normal voice* or *over-dubbed voice* beans.
Coppa: How'd you learn about the Crystal Stars?
Grodus: I heard about them on the Plit History Channel. We were hoping for Chuck Norris, though. We didn't want that *CENSORED* Shadow Queen.
Koopatrol 4000: *punches Grodus* NO SWEARING!
Grodus: Okay, okay! Geez, touchy.
Puniphil: Well, it's time for...
Cheesy music: Au-di-ence question time!
Puniphil: Seat IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!
Bowser: Is it true Smithy and you are brothers?
Grodus: Yes. HE MUST DIE!
Coppa: Seat 5.
X-Naut Dude: Dude, did that fat dude Mario come back to dude you, dude?
X-Naut that acts as a translator: He means, did Mario come back to beat you up?
Grodus: No, not recently. Or any time after the first, come to think of it.
Koopatrol 4000: Seat 3.14.
Punio: PIEEEEEEE!!!
Koopatrol 4000: Remind me to never pick that seat again. Seat 8,055.
Crump: I heard that you have DDR nights with Natalie! WHY DID YOU NEVER TELL ME?!
Grodus: Because I hate you.
(Crump runs out crying.)
Coppa: Seat 172,433.
Mario: How-a did you-a get your-a body back-a?
Grodus: I had my loyal slaves fix me up. How else?
Mario: Good-a point-a.
Koopagal 4000: KOOPALORD ESCAPED!
(Koopatrol 4000 grabs Grodus and throws him out the window.)
Koopatrol 4000: LET'S MOVE!
(Coppa throws Lemmy out of the SOOPER CAR.)
Coppa: Until next time, END TRANSMISSION!
Grodus: Ow... My spleen...
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