(Phantos67 is strolling past the art section when he bumps into Nintendo Fan.)
Phantos67: Woah, you’re that awesome artist, right?
Nintendo Fan: Yup. That's me!
Phantos67: Would you like to interview? I mean, you’re one of the only people I have seen that hasn't.
(Wacko comes up.)
Phantos67: This is Nintendo Fan.
Wacko: The real one?
Phantos67: Yeah.
(Wacko drools.)
Wacko: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!
Phantos67: You act like I'M not famous for anything.
Wacko: You’re just Phantos, nobody important.
Nintendo Fan: Whaddya mean you're just Phantos?
Wacko: See what I mean? She doesn’t even know who you are. HA!
Nintendo Fan: I know who he is. And sure, you can have my autograph, okay?
(Wacko dashes off yelling that he has her autograph.)
Phantos67: That's where he gets his name, all right. So would you like to interview?
(Roy is browsing the art section.)
Phantos67: Roy, com'ere.
Roy: Ok, what?
Phantos67: I feel like interviewing you.
Nintendo Fan: I didn't say yes yet.
Phantos67: Ok, do you want to do one?
Nintendo Fan: Sure. NOW I’ve said yes.
Phantos67: Nobody is here to give the three dotted mark thing, so I guess we're interviewing Roy.
Roy: If I remember correctly, I didn't say I would.
Phantos67: Do I need to convince you? (holding dagger with telepathy)
Roy: Hehehe, ok.
Phantos67: Good, Q1, why on Plit do you like pink?!
Roy: I'm cool enough to wear pink. It shows how manly I am.
Phantos67: I think you look wimpy.
Roy: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Phantos67: I said you looked wimpy! *holds dagger up to Roy*
Roy: *gulp*
Phantos67: Proves my point.
Roy: Well wouldn’t you gulp if somebody held a dagger up to you?!
Phantos67: I’m invincible, so no.
Roy: You don’t need to brag about it...
Nintendo Fan: Please! Settle down. Q2, why do you always beat up your siblings? That's not good behavior, Roy.
Roy: I don't care much about my behavior. I pound people when I get angry, like I would like to do to Phantos over here.
Phantos67: Watch it, bub. How come you’re not the final boss of the Koopalings in games?
Roy: I lose the rock-paper-scissors tournament EVERY time! Plus Bowser wants me in the first few battles to beat Mario quicker... but it never works out.
Nintendo Fan: Who do you think is the weakest in your family that you can beat up so easily?
Roy: Lemmy. Whenever I punch him or beat him up, he always falls off his ball! Hahahahahaha!
Lemmy: Hey! I heard that!
Roy: You shut up! I'm answering questions for the Interview here! Do that one more time and I'm beating you up after this Interview, you got that?
Lemmy: Yes. *gulp* (I've gotta be more quiet from now on.)
Phantos67: What are your attacks, or what have been some biggies?
Roy: Spitting a fireball, my wand, and ummm... jumping.
Nintendo Fan: Don't you spin in your shell? That can be an attack.
Roy: No I don't.
Phantos67: You should. Next question. Do you NEED those sunglasses?
Roy: I prefer the term "shades". *strikes a pose*
Phantos67: Shades then. Do you need them?
Roy: No, not really. Just wearing them to look cool and possibly get a girl.
Phantos67: Good luck on that. *roles eyes doubtfully*
Nintendo Fan: Pfft. I know you'll never get a girl in your life!
Roy: Shut up and ask the next question.
Nintendo Fan: Fine! (Bossy-pants.) What world did you rule in Super Mario World?
Roy: I ruled the Forest of Illusions!
Nintendo Fan: Gee. I haven't even gotten that far in the game yet.
Roy: Whatever.
Phantos67: You haven't?! I beat the game and every special star on the secret Star Road.
Roy: Yippee for you.
Phantos67: How does a doomship sail?
Roy: Mine was powered by engines that made the ship hover.
Nintendo Fan: Err... Let's see... Whoops! I'm out of questions! Should we go and ask the audience?
Roy: Whichever you go with is fine with me. Just make sure the audience doesn't ask any stupid questions!
Phantos67: Nice piece of artwork here!!!
(Everybody in the Art Mueseum runs over.)
Phantos67: Seat ARTIST AH LA LATISHA!
Latisha Banks: Have you ever been scared before?
Roy: No... Well once or twice. Hehe...
Nintendo Fan: You're such a scaredy-cat!
Roy: No I am not! I said only ONCE or TWICE.
Nintendo Fan: Oh, sorry. Anyways, seat BOWSERSONLYDAUGHTER.
Wendy: Have you ever beaten the Mario Brothers?
Roy: Nuh-uh! By the way, that’s kind of a dumb question since you’ve been with me the whole time. Those stupid Mario Bros. keep on beating me up, and I'm a bully for Pete's sake! I should be the one who's beating them up, because that's what bullies do, right?!
Wendy: You DO know I'm your sister right?
Roy: ... (Idiot.)
Lemmy: No double questions!!!
Wendy: *giggle* Oh, be quiet.
Lemmy: ... I am silent...
Wendy: ...
Phantos67: Seat PAPER BOY!
Parakarry: If you were in charge of Sky Land, how come you weren't given something to let you fly? Like a cloud or wings?
Roy: I was in my castle all the time, I didn't really want to fly.
Phantos67: Who in their right mind wouldn’t want to fly?!
Nintendo Fan: Seat MAGICKOOPA!
Magikoopa: Do you do magic?
Roy: With my wand, yes. I do magic.
Magikoopa: I never thought of that!
Roy: Now you know!
Phantos67: What was your very first game?
Roy: Super Mario Bros. 3, and I kind of botched it.
Phantos67: Like every game you’re in.
Roy: HEY!
Nintendo Fan: Hey Phantos, are we still doing audience questions? Because... you didn’t call a seat.
Roy: Oh yeah. I thought that we were still doing audience questions.
Phantos67: Oh, sorry. Eh, one or two more and we can let this punk go.
Roy: That's the nicest thing you've said all Interview.
Wacko: I’m back and I brought the whole crew!
Phantos67: Nintendo Fan, meet Thud, G Bloop, Popple, Wigit, Nasher, and Chef Guy. Crew, meet Nintendo Fan.
Crew: CAN WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH TOO?!
Nintendo Fan: Uh... Sure! (Wow! I can't believe I have fans!)
(She gives the crew her autograph..)
Crew: THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Phantos67: They had sugary cereal for breakfast again. Last seat or two. Seat EYEBALL!
Mr. I: How come you don't use fireballs that much?
Roy: I’m more of a hand to hand combat guy, not the “shoot fireballs” type.
Nintendo Fan: Okay! Uh... Should we wrap this up now? I'm out of questions and we’re out of people.
Phantos67: Ok, well it's been nice interviewing with you!
Nintendo Fan: I know! It was really nice interviewing with you, Phantos. I hope we'll do it again sometimes. Let's end transmission!
Phantos67: END-
Nintendo Fan: TRANSMISSION!
(TRANSMISSION ENDED.)
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