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NINTENDO FAN AND PHANTOS67 interview ROY
 
By Phantos67 and Nintendo Fan

(Phantos67 is strolling past the art section when he bumps into Nintendo Fan.)

Phantos67: Woah, you’re that awesome artist, right?

Nintendo Fan: Yup. That's me!

Phantos67: Would you like to interview? I mean, you’re one of the only people I have seen that hasn't.

(Wacko comes up.)

Phantos67: This is Nintendo Fan.

Wacko: The real one?

Phantos67: Yeah.

(Wacko drools.)

Wacko: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!

Phantos67: You act like I'M not famous for anything.

Wacko: You’re just Phantos, nobody important.

Nintendo Fan: Whaddya mean you're just Phantos?

Wacko: See what I mean? She doesn’t even know who you are. HA!

Nintendo Fan: I know who he is. And sure, you can have my autograph, okay?

(Wacko dashes off yelling that he has her autograph.)

Phantos67: That's where he gets his name, all right. So would you like to interview?

(Roy is browsing the art section.)

Phantos67: Roy, com'ere.

Roy: Ok, what?

Phantos67: I feel like interviewing you.

Nintendo Fan: I didn't say yes yet.

Phantos67: Ok, do you want to do one?

Nintendo Fan: Sure. NOW I’ve said yes.

Phantos67: Nobody is here to give the three dotted mark thing, so I guess we're interviewing Roy.

Roy: If I remember correctly, I didn't say I would.

Phantos67: Do I need to convince you? (holding dagger with telepathy)

Roy: Hehehe, ok.

Phantos67: Good, Q1, why on Plit do you like pink?!

Roy: I'm cool enough to wear pink. It shows how manly I am.

Phantos67: I think you look wimpy.

Roy: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Phantos67: I said you looked wimpy! *holds dagger up to Roy*

Roy: *gulp*

Phantos67: Proves my point.

Roy: Well wouldn’t you gulp if somebody held a dagger up to you?!

Phantos67: I’m invincible, so no.

Roy: You don’t need to brag about it...

Nintendo Fan: Please! Settle down. Q2, why do you always beat up your siblings? That's not good behavior, Roy.

Roy: I don't care much about my behavior. I pound people when I get angry, like I would like to do to Phantos over here.

Phantos67: Watch it, bub. How come you’re not the final boss of the Koopalings in games?

Roy: I lose the rock-paper-scissors tournament EVERY time! Plus Bowser wants me in the first few battles to beat Mario quicker... but it never works out.

Nintendo Fan: Who do you think is the weakest in your family that you can beat up so easily?

Roy: Lemmy. Whenever I punch him or beat him up, he always falls off his ball! Hahahahahaha!

Lemmy: Hey! I heard that!

Roy: You shut up! I'm answering questions for the Interview here! Do that one more time and I'm beating you up after this Interview, you got that?

Lemmy: Yes. *gulp* (I've gotta be more quiet from now on.)

Phantos67: What are your attacks, or what have been some biggies?

Roy: Spitting a fireball, my wand, and ummm... jumping.

Nintendo Fan: Don't you spin in your shell? That can be an attack.

Roy: No I don't.

Phantos67: You should. Next question. Do you NEED those sunglasses?

Roy: I prefer the term "shades". *strikes a pose*

Phantos67: Shades then. Do you need them?

Roy: No, not really. Just wearing them to look cool and possibly get a girl.

Phantos67: Good luck on that. *roles eyes doubtfully*

Nintendo Fan: Pfft. I know you'll never get a girl in your life!

Roy: Shut up and ask the next question.

Nintendo Fan: Fine! (Bossy-pants.) What world did you rule in Super Mario World?

Roy: I ruled the Forest of Illusions!

Nintendo Fan: Gee. I haven't even gotten that far in the game yet.

Roy: Whatever.

Phantos67: You haven't?! I beat the game and every special star on the secret Star Road.

Roy: Yippee for you.

Phantos67: How does a doomship sail?

Roy: Mine was powered by engines that made the ship hover.

Nintendo Fan: Err... Let's see... Whoops! I'm out of questions! Should we go and ask the audience?

Roy: Whichever you go with is fine with me. Just make sure the audience doesn't ask any stupid questions!

Phantos67: Nice piece of artwork here!!!

(Everybody in the Art Mueseum runs over.)

Phantos67: Seat ARTIST AH LA LATISHA!

Latisha Banks: Have you ever been scared before?

Roy: No... Well once or twice. Hehe...

Nintendo Fan: You're such a scaredy-cat!

Roy: No I am not! I said only ONCE or TWICE.

Nintendo Fan: Oh, sorry. Anyways, seat BOWSERSONLYDAUGHTER.

Wendy: Have you ever beaten the Mario Brothers?

Roy: Nuh-uh! By the way, that’s kind of a dumb question since you’ve been with me the whole time. Those stupid Mario Bros. keep on beating me up, and I'm a bully for Pete's sake! I should be the one who's beating them up, because that's what bullies do, right?!

Wendy: You DO know I'm your sister right?

Roy: ... (Idiot.)

Lemmy: No double questions!!!

Wendy: *giggle* Oh, be quiet.

Lemmy: ... I am silent...

Wendy: ...

Phantos67: Seat PAPER BOY!

Parakarry: If you were in charge of Sky Land, how come you weren't given something to let you fly? Like a cloud or wings?

Roy: I was in my castle all the time, I didn't really want to fly.

Phantos67: Who in their right mind wouldn’t want to fly?!

Nintendo Fan: Seat MAGICKOOPA!

Magikoopa: Do you do magic?

Roy: With my wand, yes. I do magic.

Magikoopa: I never thought of that!

Roy: Now you know!

Phantos67: What was your very first game?

Roy: Super Mario Bros. 3, and I kind of botched it.

Phantos67: Like every game you’re in.

Roy: HEY!

Nintendo Fan: Hey Phantos, are we still doing audience questions? Because... you didn’t call a seat.

Roy: Oh yeah. I thought that we were still doing audience questions.

Phantos67: Oh, sorry. Eh, one or two more and we can let this punk go.

Roy: That's the nicest thing you've said all Interview.

Wacko: I’m back and I brought the whole crew!

Phantos67: Nintendo Fan, meet Thud, G Bloop, Popple, Wigit, Nasher, and Chef Guy. Crew, meet Nintendo Fan.

Crew: CAN WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH TOO?!

Nintendo Fan: Uh... Sure! (Wow! I can't believe I have fans!)

(She gives the crew her autograph..)

Crew: THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Phantos67: They had sugary cereal for breakfast again. Last seat or two. Seat EYEBALL!

Mr. I: How come you don't use fireballs that much?

Roy: I’m more of a hand to hand combat guy, not the “shoot fireballs” type.

Nintendo Fan: Okay! Uh... Should we wrap this up now? I'm out of questions and we’re out of people.

Phantos67: Ok, well it's been nice interviewing with you!

Nintendo Fan: I know! It was really nice interviewing with you, Phantos. I hope we'll do it again sometimes. Let's end transmission!

Phantos67: END-

Nintendo Fan: TRANSMISSION!

(TRANSMISSION ENDED.)

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