MC Ballyhoo: Welcome to the Star Carnival!
RSG: That's right, coming live from the Star Carnival.
BSG: So welcome to-
Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!
RSG: Go play somewhere else.
Lemmy: Okay, sheesh.
RSG: We have a giant audience today, so let’s get this Interview started.
Ballyhoo: I want Big Top to be interviewed too.
RSG: Fine, but Ballyhoo, tell us about yourself.
Ballyhoo: Well I am the MC, which stands for Master of Ceremonies. I liked to host many things when I was a kid. I even collected candy from around the world with the help of my buddy Big Top. Together we both run the Star Carnival. In 2007 I decided for some celebrities to come along.
Big Top: My turn now. I don't know much but the first thing I saw was MC Ballyhoo. We soon became buddies. I always help him get around places. I carry many things in me and I have the ability to speak. I am always the co-host in the Star Carnival. I'm usually quiet.
RSG: First question, why is your full name Master of Catastrophes Ballyhoo?
Ballyhoo: Well in the past I caused a lot of trouble by accident.
BSG: Question 1 Big Top, how can you fit everything in your head?
Big Top: You’d be surprise how many things you can fit. I have lots of space inside my head.
RSG: Question 2, how did you get all that candy?
Ballyhoo: I saved all of it.
BSG: Question 2 Big Top, how do you stick to Ballyhoo if he has a flat head?
Big Top: Glue and tape.
RSG: Question 3 Ballyhoo, what are you?
Ballyhoo: I'm a weird species of, well, let’s say I'm half human.
BSG: Question 3 Big Top, why are your eyes a different color?
Big Top: Well when I was with Ballyhoo an accident made my eyes different colors.
RSG: Question 4, how does the microphone make noise?
Ballyhoo: This is a wireless magic phone, silly.
BSG: Question 4, how come you rarely speak?
Big Top: Well I always let Ballyhoo do the talking.
RSG: Question 5, how did you get the Star Rod?
Ballyhoo: I had to do a few favors *cough stoleitcough*.
BSG: Question 5, do you like being with Ballyhoo?
Big Top: Of course, we’re great buddies.
RSG: Audience questions, seat PARTYCRASHER!
Bowser: Do you guys live in the Star Carnival?
Ballyhoo: Of course not! (That was close.)
BSG: Seat THINDUDE!
Waluigi: Where did you get all that money?
Big Top: Savings in my head.
RSG: Seat TOADTHATALWAYSAPPEARS!
Toad: Why do you guys give out things by using a dart wheel?
Ballyhoo: It was either that or slots.
BSG: Seat EVERYBODY'SFAVORITEDINOSAUR!
Yoshi: How come you guys always together?
Ballyhoo: Well Big Top provides me with friendship and moves me around, and I like for him to help me host the Star Carnival.
BSG: Seat YOSHI'SWIFE!
Birdo: How come you showed the true prize at the end?
Ballyhoo: ‘Cause people would kill each other for the prize.
RSG: Finally seat MYFAVORITEKOOPALING!
Bowser Jr: How did you get everyone on those boards to cooperate?
Big Top: Money, power, appearances, etc.
RSG: Well we’re out of time, see you next time on Shy Guy's Interview Show.
After the Interview...
RSG: Guess what, Blue Shy Guy.
BSG: What?
RSG: I asked Bowser Jr. to join, and he said yes.
BSG: Oh.
RSG: Also Ballyhoo, gave us two dart wheels.
BSG: For what?
RSG: One to decide who interviews and one for who is going to get interviewed.
BSG: Okay.
(4 panels appear. One contains Red Shy Guy, Blue Shy Guy, Green Shy Guy, and Bowser Jr. They throw a dart and it lands on Green Shy Guy. They throw another dart at the other dart wheel and it lands on Tubba Blubba.)
BSG: Are we still rolling?
RSG: D'oh, we need to buy film now. End Transmission.
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