BSG: Hello, one and all, live from Bob-omb Battlefield.
(We see them on top of the mountain.)
BSG: So welcome to Shy Guy's Interview Show.
Security Guy: Sir, should you be interviewing while your brother is coming back from an Interview? And where's Lemmy?
BSG: He's having trouble getting past the obstacles since his ball was crushed. Now roll out the red carpet for Big Bob-omb.
Big Bob-omb: Thank you.
BSG: Now Big Bob-omb, tell us about your life.
Big Bob-omb: Well I am different from many Bob-ombs- I have arms and legs. My father and mother died because they exploded when they got angry at me. I then enrolled in Bowser's army. In the events of SM64 he chose me because I have arms and legs. I gave up the Star when Mario beat me fairly. Afterwards I made many Cameo appearances.
BSG: Question 1, why are you called Big Bob-omb?
BBB (stands for Big Bob-omb): I am a big Bob-omb.
BSG: Question 2, why do the Bob-omb Buddies fear your big, gray mustache?
BBB: ‘Cause it's awesome.
BSG: Question 3, how come when you explode, you still live?
BBB: When I was given the Power Star I got the ability to reform each time I explode.
BSG: Question 4, is there more than one Big Bob-omb?
BBB: Not really. The ones in Mario Party minigames are machine-built bombs.
BSG: Question 5, did you organize the Bob-omb mafia?
BBB: Yes. I got many tough bombs to guard Shroom City.
BSG: Audience Questions, seat BUDDY!
Bob-omb Buddy: Sir, why were you in the basement in the Mushroom Condo?
BBB: I wanted a secret place where no one would find me.
BSG: Seat IAMABIGLOSERWHOLOSESTOITALIANPLUMBERS! *gasp*
Bowser: ROAR! I demand more respect!
BSG: Ask a question or you'll end up like Lemmy.
Bowser: Why did I let you have my Koopa Clown Copter in Super Mario Sluggers?
BBB: ‘Cause you wanted me to hit players with my Bob-ombs.
BSG: Seat PRINCESSOFTHEMUSHROOMKINGDOM! *gasp*
Peach: Why were you on my golf course in Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour?
BBB: I was relaxing there. Instead I get hit by golf balls.
BSG: Seat ITALIANPLUMBER!
Mario: Why were you an item in the Baseball series?
BBB: I was paid $50 each time I appeared.
BSG: Seat UGLYFATMAN!
Wario: Hey! Why were you a boss in Mario Kart DS?
BBB: I wanted to appear, and bribery.
BSG: Well that's al-
RSG: There you are!
BSG: Where did you come from?
RSG: Plane crashed here. But I got a call for our next Interview We go now.
Lemmy: Lemmy’s... Interview... Show.
RSG: What happened to him?
BSG: Don't ask, now end transmission.
(Transmission Ended.)
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