RSG: Are we on? We're on. Hello, welcome to Shy Guy's Interview Show, live from Yoshi's Island.
Secretary Guy: Sir, are you sure it was a good idea to leave Blue Shy Guy behind?
RSG: He was busy from some stuff. Now let's start this Interview.
5 minutes later...
RSG: Welcome one and all, now let’s bring out Yoshi.
Yoshi: Thank you, Red Shy Guy.
RSG: Now tell us about your life.
Yoshi: I was one of the Yoshis that helped Baby Mario get reunited with Baby Luigi. I was in Yoshi's Island DS. A few years later the Shroobs invaded. It was scary. Then many years later Bowser came and captured my friends. Thanks to Mario and Luigi they saved Dinosaur Island. Then I started to compete in sports like Kart, Tennis, Soccer, etc. I went through many adventures, and in Mario Tennis N64 I fell in love.
RSG: Right. Question 1, why were you on top of Peach's castle in Super Mario 64?
Yoshi: Well I was waiting for Mario so I could tell him the message and give him the 100 1-Ups.
RSG: Question 2, why did you need Mario's help in the Mushroom Derby in SMRPG?
Yoshi: Well Boshi was tough and I can only depend on Mario for help.
RSG: Question 3, why were you sleeping on the roof in SM64DS?
Yoshi: Well I was tired from a long walk so I decided to take a short nap.
RSG: Question 4, how come in games you can't speak well?
Yoshi: I didn't know much English back then.
RSG: Okay, Question 5, what is the relationship between you and Birdo?
Yoshi: Well, the truth is, we’re married.
RSG: 0_o ANNNNNNNNYway, time for audience questions. Seat ITALIANPLUMBER!
Mario: Do you know where Hongo was from?
Yoshi: Well he was a spirit from our island who hated Bowser as well.
RSG: Seat VERYOLDMAGIKOOPA!
Kamek: Do you have any kids?
Yoshi: Yes.
RSG: Seat KINGOFTHEKOOPAS!
Bowser: What were you doing in the Forest in the Subspace Emissary?
Yoshi: I was picking apples for my family but I took a short nap.
RSG: Seat POWERFULPRIMAPE!
Donkey Kong: Yoshi, how come you need the Super Happy Tree in order to survive?
Yoshi: The Tree supplies us with no ordinary fruits, and it grows all our food supply.
RSG: Finally, seat ILOVEYOSHISOMUCH!
Birdo: Dear, how do you turn into a dragon in Brawl?
Yoshi: Well the Master trained me to give me the Hidden Dragon technique, and when I break the Smash Ball I have the energy to let it out.
RSG: That's all we have for today. I need to leave, I have an important meeting, so see you all.
Yoshi: Don't you need to end transmission?
RSG: D'oh! Don't tell me wh-
(Transmission Ended.)
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