Nintendo Fan: Welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Nintendo fan: And you’re starting this because?
Lemmy: Man, people don’t have a sense of humor! How shameful.
Fawful: What are you TALKING about?! Of course we have humor. It’s not like we’re BO-RING or anything. So don’t insult us or else I’ll blast you with my headgear.
Nintendo Fan: Yeah. What HE said!
Lemmy: Now both of you are just @#$%.
Nintendo Fan: How dare you?! Fawful!
(Fawful blasts him with his headgear.)
Lemmy: AHHH! MUSTARD!!!
Fawful: THAT IS HOW THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM TASTES!!! WHO ARE WE INTERVIEWING?!
Lemmy: ACK! FRANCIS FROM SUPER PAPER MARIO, OKAY?!
Nintendo Fan: Oh crud. We have to interview that GEEK from chapter 3.
5 minutes later...
Nintendo Fan: Welcome to…
Audience: Zzz… Huh, what? Oh right. NINTENDO FAN AND FAWFUL’S INTERVIEW SUPER SHOW!!!
Nintendo Fan: Right! This is my first Interview today, and sadly we’re interviewing Francis from Super Paper Mario.
Fawful: He’s stupid and ugly.
Audience: *take out a picture of Francis and look at it* &%$#... You’re right.
Nintendo Fan and Fawful: O_O
(Lady Bow brings Francis by her side.)
Lady Bow: Here’s this geek I bought out.
Nintendo Fan and Fawful: Thanks…
Francis: Woah. THIS IS THE MOST HI-TECHNICAAAAL STUDIO I’VE EVER SEEN!!!
Nintendo Fan: Thanks for your comments on the studio, but we don’t accept geeks like you. Sorry, bub.
Fawful: I agree.
Iggy: My line!
Fawful: SHUT UP!
Iggy: FINE!
Francis: Didn’t I come here for an Interview like Lemmy said?
Nintendo Fan: Yeah, he did. Okay, what exactly are you?
Francis: Well, most people think that I’m a frog, when I’m actually a chameleon. Chameleons are LIZARDS that blend into the colors of our environment.
Fawful: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it. What are you interested in?
Francis: Comics, movies, computers, and also “hot babes”.
Nintendo Fan: Ugh. I wouldn’t hang out with a geek like you.
(She moves closer to Fawful.)
Francis: If that’s what you want. Please move on.
Nintendo Fan: Where’d you get that shirt?
Francis: I bought it off eBay. Do you know about the website?
Fawful: Duh, EVERYONE knows about the website. It’s been on the Internet for years! Yes, I know. eBay MAY be the best site to buy something.
Francis: I think it IS the best website.
Lemmy: NOBODY EVER COMPARES MY WEBSITE TO OTHER WEBSITES YOU FREAKIN’ @#$%^&!!!
Francis: (sweating) E-except for yours, M-M-Master…You h-have the b-b-best website on the I-Internet…
Lemmy: That’s more like it. Thank you for your comment.
Francis: You’re welcome.
Fawful: How come you made Tiptron?
Francis: After hearing about what happened to Timpani and Count Bleck, Mario and Co. got sad because they got worried about Timpani and Count Bleck. They don’t know where they’ve gone now, so I made this new version of Tippi called Tiptron. Now Mario and Co. can feel like they are meeting Tippi all over again! For only 999 coins, Mario and Co. can keep her. Tiptron can imitate and copy Tippi’s moves and even talk like Tippi! Mario and Co. will never feel sad again.
Fawful (sarcastically): Wow. How nice.
Francis: Was that sarcasm I heard?
Fawful: No.
Francis: Oh. I thought it was. It sounded all flat and had no emotion. That’s what sarcasm is.
Fawful: Next question?
Nintendo Fan: Right. Where do you live in chapter 3 of Super Paper Mario?
Francis: My home is in the Bitlands. Fort Francis is the name of my home.
Fawful: Nice. I doubt that place is really big.
Francis: What you’re saying is false. Forts are always big.
Fawful: … Oh.
Nintendo Fan: What do you think of Peach?
Francis: Oh, man. She was so HOT! But, ouch! She seems to be a toughie.
Fawful: Have you ever tried dating her?
Francis: Yes. I used my Swoon.exe program to date Peach, which was schweet! Then you know, Peach got “ticked” because I was really annoying and then Peach used this exploding Pixl named Boomer. Because of HER, my Swoon.exe program exploded and all of my memory was gone!!! Now that I feel that way about Peach, we became enemies during the game. But after, we became good.
Fawful: Okay, let’s see what the audience has to say about you. Seat 0000000323558484.
Jojora: Why does my seat have a lot of zeros in it?
Fawful: Don’t know. But I am going to KILL whoever made these seats!
Jojora: Must be the master of Lemmy’s Land.
Fawful: … KILL LEMMY!!! I WILL KILL YOU FOR WRITING THESE SEATS!!! SEAT NUMBERS LIKE 26 ARE BETTER THAN SEAT NAMES!!!
Jojora: Dude, it’s just a seat. Why do you fret about it? Oh well, next please!
Nintendo Fan: This has been a WEIRD Interview. Seat 59!
Koops: Where do you live?
Francis: Haven’t I already answered that question? I said my home was Fort Francis in the Bitlands. Pay attention next time.
Koops: I’ll try.
Fawful: You’d better. Seat 62!
Luvbi: How didst youth buildeth your-eth fort?
Francis: I made it out of Legos instead of buying it on eBay.
Luvbi: Art thou impossible *looks around for Lemmy* to buy-eth something that big-eth? Whew. Thank goodness Lemmy wasn’t here-eth!
Francis: You’re glad, aren’t you? Well, I doubt it to buy something big like the fort I live in. Building it out of Legos was better! In fact, I made the whole chapter 3 out of Legos!
Luvbi: O_O
Fawful: It must’ve taken a long time building the whole thing!
Francis: For me it didn’t, for you it will.
Nintendo Fan: Seat 78!
Meowbot: How come you like cats like us?
Francis: Because you guys are just so cute! I wouldn’t resist a cute face… for cats or dogs.
Meowbot::)
Fawful: Seat… NO NO NO! I AM ALREADY TIRED OF ASKING QUESTIONS!!!
Lakitu: But you still have-
Fawful: I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT ANYMORE! DO SOMETHING, NINTENDO FAN!!!
Francis: What is wrong with you two?
Nintendo Fan: Nothing. We’re just exhausted from asking all these questions. See you next time on…
Audience: (sleepily) Zzz… Nintendo Fan and… Zzz… Fawful’s Interview… Super Show… Zzz…
Nintendo Fan: See ya!
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