RSG: Hi, welcome to-
Lemmy: LEMMYS INTERVIEW SHOW!!!
RSG: How did you find me?
Lemmy: You're beside my dad's castle.
(It's true. We see him near Koopa Kastle.)
RSG: I'm only here to interview Bowser Jr, and my studio was destroyed except all the cameras and other stuff for the Interview.
Secretary Guy: Hey Boss, when will we get a new studio?
RSG: Not ‘til I'm a Super Koopa.
Secretary Guy: How did you get the first studio?
RSG: Secret. Now let’s start the Interview.
5 minutes later...
RSG: Welcome to Shy Guy's Interview Show. Please welcome the Koopaling that is hated by most people, Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr: Thanks Red Shy Guy.
RSG: You’re welcome. Personally I'm a Bowser Jr. fan. Now, tell us about your life.
Bowser Jr: Well I'm the youngest of Bowser's kids. My dad said my mother was Peach. My real mother is Clawdia. When I reach the age of 6 I was walking through the Boo Forest. There I met E. Gadd. He thought I was a nice kid and I told him I like to paint. So he gave me the Magic Paintbrush with the bib. I still use the Paintbrush today. Most of my siblings hate my guts and so do other people. In an upcoming Fun Fic.. well, let’s say there is a twist in it, and in the Fun Fic is what I do now.
RSG: Okay. Question 1, how did it feel to be in many games?
(Bowser Jr. Well it felt great to be a great hit.)
RSG: Question 2, did you mean to replace the Koopalings?
Bowser Jr: Actually no. I just wanted one game alone. I guess Shigero decided for me to be alone. I hope in Super Mario Galaxy 2 all the Koopalings and I are there together.
RSG: Yes, that would be an awesome game. Question 3, how do you turn into Shadow Mario?
Bowser Jr: Well Elvin Gadd told me when I draw with this all my wishes will come true. Back then I wanted to get Mario in trouble, and when I was drawing my wish came true. That is how I became Shadow Mario. Also the bib helps with the transformation.
RSG: Question 4, can you turn into anyone besides Shadow Mario?
Bowser Jr: Yes, but I threw away the old bib.
RSG: Question 5, how did you get so big in Galaxy?
Bowser Jr: Well Bowser wanted us to get bigger and stronger, so he made random recipes and one of them turned us big and powerful.
RSG: Audience questions, seat KOOPALINGTHATLOVESPLANTS! *gasp*
Larry: Who is your favorite brother?
Bowser Jr: It has to be Ludwig. He respects me because I'm smart.
RSG: Seat KOOPALINGTHATLOVESWEEDINGCAKE! *gasp*
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
RSG: Ask a question or die!
Morton: Did you build Megaleg?
Bowser Jr: Well, Ludwig helped me build Megaleg.
RSG: Se-
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
RSG: Security!
Security Guy: Gotcha.
Security Guy 2: Let’s use our new weapons.
(The Security Guys take out guns. Those start throwing out mini Bullet Bills that either kill or wound Morton, whichever you like.)
RSG: Seat THEWEAKESTKOOPALINGALIVE!
Iggy: Hey! Where do you live now?
Bowser Jr: Near the Mushroom Kingdom.
RSG: Seat KOOPALINGTHATOWNSTHISSITE!
Lemmy: How did you get that doomship?
Bowser Jr: Ludwig built it for me.
RSG: Seat KOOPALINGTHATLOVESCHOCOLATE! *gasp*
Ludwig: Do you hate us?
Bowser Jr: A few of you, but you're my favorite brother.
RSG: Well I’ve got to end this now, I need to catch a plane to the next person I'm interviewing. Well, see you next time on-
Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!
RSG: Blue Shy Guy, take care of him for me.
BSG: Fine, but I need to go somewhere.
RSG: Right, now let’s End Transmission.
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