BSG: Yo Bro. You haven't interviewed Wart yet. What have you been doing?
RSG: Research.
BSG: Right. Now Wart demands an interview now.
RSG: Fine.
Soon...
RSG: Welcome to Shy Guy's Interview Show.
BSG: What happen to Lemmy?
RSG: Oh, don't you worry. Now introducing KING WART.
Wart: Thank you, Red Shy Guy.
RSG: Now Wart, tell us about your life.
Wart: Well I WAS a Koopa. My father was Morton Koopa Senior. Bowser was my brother. Morton liked me better, that was why I was his heir to the throne. I also fell in love with Clawdia. My brother hated my guts and for some reason Kamek liked Bowser better. The day before I took the throne and proposed to Clawdia, I was making a magic potion. Then something zapped me and I dropped the potion, then the next thing I knew I was a frog. Morton decided I couldn't have the throne so Bowser got it. I couldn't marry Clawdia and got kicked out of the castle. I swear vengeance to this day.
BSG: Question one how did you get to Sub-con?
Wart: Well I fell asleep, and then I was in Sub-con.
RSG: Question two, how did you get the Dream Machine?
Wart: Well thanks to the power of dreams, I built the Dream Machine.
BSG: Question three, why are you allergic to vegetables?
Wart: Well when I turned into a frog I suddenly had an allergic reaction.
RSG: Question four, how did you have Nick and Susan?
Wart: Well I felt lonely so I decided to let the power of the Dream Machine make some kids.
BSG: Question five, what do you think of your henchmen?
Wart: Mouser has the worst aim. Triclyde is worse since having three heads didn't help him. Fryguy didn't do any better and he was a fireball. Clawgrip couldn't throw the stones fast and couldn't aim.
RSG: Audience questions, seat ILOVELARRY!
Susan: What are your plans for the future, Wart?
Wart: To kill Bowser, marry Clawdia, and takeover the throne.
BSG: Seat KOOPATHATALWAYSTALKS!
Morton: Uncle Wart, how can you shoot poison bubbles?
Wart: The magic potion gave me the power to shoot poison bubbles.
RSG: Seat MADGENIUS!
Ludwig: Have you ever tried to make a potion that could make you a Koopa again?
Wart: Yes. They all backfire.
BSG: Seat WEAKKOOPALING!
Iggy: Hey! Anyway, Wart, what do you do now?
Wart: I try to make a better, newer Dream Machine.
RSG: Seat HAHAITOOKTHETHRONEINSTEADOFYOU! "gasp"
Bowser: How does it feel to lose the throne?
Wart: How do you think it feels? IT FEELS TERRIBLE!
RSG: Well we’re out of time, we’d bett-
Wart: DIE!
(Wart and Bowser start fighting.)
RSG: No! Don't fight in here. Ack.
BSG: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE STUDIO IS COLLAPSING! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
RSG: Wait, we still need to end trans-
(Transmission Ended.)
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