Fawful: What?! I’m not in this interview?!
Boom: Sorry Buckko.
Fawful: I’m gonna cry home to my mommy!
Drill-Top: You don’t have a mommy.
Fawful: *in the most annoying voice possible* Then I’ll cry right here! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gasp* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shroob: Leave, you-
(We interrupt the swearing just to say hello. Hello!)
Boom: You have to stop swearing all the time.
Shroob: I can say whatever I %$&#& want! #$%^%! #$%^%! #$%^%! #$%^%! #$%-
(Shroob is gagged and thrown outside, along with Fawful.)
Lemmy: Lemmy’s interview show!
Boom: Now we can start Mr. Delayed Reaction Time.
Boom: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, how do you make people flip, Bestovius?
Bestovius: Well, actually, everyone can flip, but they’re too stupid to realize that they can without my “help”.
Boom: So basically you rip people off?
Bestovius: Yup- that’s why Mario asked me to make him flip.
Boom: How do you manage to pull off such an intricate scam?
Bestovius: I have my cousin Merlon make someone think he’s a “legendary hero” and, after gaining this power, he, with Count Bleck, Tippi, and Dimentio, waste Mario’s warranty time.
Mario: You @#$%^! I want my money back!
Bestovius: You didn’t pay me, though.
Mario: In Fawful’s game I paid 10 coins.
Boom: YOU ALMOST DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE FOR 10 COINS?!
Bestovius: I lyke muny.
Donald: (Yay! I appeared!) I lyke muny 2.
Boom: Shaddup!
(BOOM!)
Fawful (battered and bruised): *gasp* I finally escaped that rabid possum horde
(The possums jump up and pull Fawful down again.)
Boom: So, what are your beliefs?
Bestovius: I believe that someone is always watching us from a parallel universe, and they have a device with buttons such as “A” that influence us in our lives.
Gloomtail: You don’t believe in me being god? DIE!
Bestovius: I also believe in a purple magical dragon that rules the universe-
Gloomtail: Oh.
(Gloomtail leaves)
Bestovius: -Barney.
Toad: You’re a believer too?
(They hug and sing the Barney song.)
Boom: *sigh* What are you proud of in your life?
Bestovius: Along with being the world’s best scammer-
Rip Cheato: It’s true. Even my name doesn’t stand up to him.
Bestovius: -I’m also proud of my magnificent beard.
Boom: That’s a mustache
Bestovius: Shut up while I eat this hot dog from my magic beard.
Boom: Gr…
(Fawful climbs through the window.)
Fawful: Don’t kill him, we need to squeeze more information out
(The possums maul him.)
Boom: So your beard is magic?
Bestovius: Duh. Did you think I could actually do any spells?
Boom: No. Do you have any pets?
Bestovius: I have a pet Jugem’s Cloud. I always ride on him.
Boom: Audience questions! Seat RABIDPOSSUM
Possum: What are you?!
Bestovius: I’m an Ancient.
Possum: ?
Bestovius: An Ancient is a Shaman that is composed out of geometric shapes.
Fawful: (climbing through window) Seat YOURDISTANTCOUSIN.
Merluvee: Any prized possessions?
Bestovius: I used to have a DS, or training machine, but I gave it to you once I got the sleeker model (DS Lite). I also have a you-know-what from my other cousin Watchitt.
Merluvee: What’s a you-know-what?
Bestovius: You-know-what it is.
Merluvee: OH.
Boom: TELL ME WHAT A YOU-KNOW-WHAT IS!
Bestovius: It’s a disc Watchitt, Merluvee, and I used to blackmail Merlon. It had embarrassing photos
Boom: Lemme see.
(Boom sees it and throws up… on Shroob.)
Shroob: @#$$%%$@#%#^*&*(&*()(%$%#$^^%*&(^%#@%@$&$%*$^%#@$^@
Possum Horde: End Transmission!
Fawful: No, don’t!
Cameraman: Wow, this is like the seventh time we’ve run out of film on your show.
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