Lester: Hi audience! Uh, this is my first Interview so please be nice, ok?
(A tomato hits Lester.)
Lester: Ouch!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lester: ALL RIGHT, THAT’S ENOUGH! Ok, I’m interviewing Mario today.
Cameraman: Uhhh, Lester?
Lester: Yeah?
(The cameraman whispers…)
Lester: What?
Cameraman: Mario didn't come.
Lester: Pardon me?
Cameraman: MARIO DIDN'T COME IN!
Lester: Excuse me?
Cameraman: Mario didn't come! Lester: Huh? Cameraman: Mario didn't- Lester: Okay, I heard you the first time! Well, what are you waiting for? Go get him! At Mario’s house... Luigi: Hey Mario! Dinner! Mario: Oh boy! (The cameraman walks in.) Cameraman: Hey Luigi, your going to be interviewed! Luigi: Really? Wow! Cameraman: Not! Harharhar. Hey Mario, do you want to be interviewed? Mario: Sure! (Luigi starts to cry.) At the interview show... Cameraman: Here he is! Lester: Good. Mario, sit in that chair. (Mario does so. A whoopee cushion farts.) lester: WHO PUT THAT THERE? Someone In The Audience: Hehehe. Lester: All ight then. Question number one. Why the color red? Mario: All my other colored clothes are dirty. Someone In The Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN- *smack smack smack* Lester: Question two. Why is Luigi a better jumper? Mario: He dug a hole and jumped in and out of it for a day. The next day, he doubled the size of the hole and jumped in and out of it for a day. By day four, he got really good. I just have springs in my shoes. Someone In The Audience: COUGH COUGH COUGH AHEM. Lester: Question three. Why do you rescue Peach? She doesn't do nothing for you… Mario: She gives me 50 coins a day. Lester: THATS IT- I mean, good for you. Final question: how do you shoot fireballs normally in the Smash series but need a Fire Flower for other games? Mario: In the Smash series we are actually fighting at the peak of our power. However, when I'm rescuing Peach, I'm just normal powered, so I need a Fire Flower. Someone In The Audience: SNOORRREEE ZZZZZZ SNOOORRREEE ZZZZ SSSSSNNNNOOORRRREEE ZZZZZZ. Lester: WHO'S DOING THAT? (cricket, cricket) Lester: Audience time! Seat 28. Reznor: Why do you play sports with Bowser but also beat him up? Mario: I get to brag about beating him after I win. Someone In The Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Lester: Seat 2 million. Macho Grubba: Why is Donkey Kong a good guy now? Mario: I guess he just got tired of losing and had a change of heart. Lester: Seat 79. Lord Crump: How often do you have to rescue Peach? Mario: Twice a week Lester: Seat 6. Morton: WWWWWWEEEEEEEDDDDDIIIINNNNGGG CCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEE!!! (Lester throws a Bob-omb at Morton.) Lester: Let that be a warning to all of you. Seat *seat number withheld*. Someone In The Audience: Why aren't you being stupid, like in other Interviews? Audience: Nooo!!! Mario: Huh, you’re right. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!! HEY MISTER, WANT SOME CHEESE? (Lester throws Mario in a closet and puts a broom in handle.) Lester: LOOK WHAT YOU DID! Someone In The Audience: I’m sorry. (Lester throws the person out the door and beats him to a bloody pulp. Mario somehow escapes the closet. He dives into the audience.) Mario: CHEEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEE!!! I WILL AVENGE YOU!!! (The audience runs away. Lester tries to catch him, but Mario runs after the audience and gets away.) Lester: *pant, pant* Come next time when *pant* we interview *pant, pant* Goomba. Could I get a glass of water? Someone In The Audience: No. Lester: Who are you?! And how did you get back in here?! (SITA runs away. We might never find out who he is.) Lester: Nothing else to do now but... (Lester throws Mario, who came back in out of nowhere, into a pool with Cheep Cheeps in it, and Mario gets devoured.) Lester: I hate to end with a corny ending, but… (Lester beats up the cameraman, takes the camera, and takes a big bite out of it.) (End transmission) Whoops! You're not logged in!
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