In Nintendo Fan’s Interview Studios…
Lakitu: In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… GO!
Nintendo Fan: Welcome-
Fawful: Hey! I just noticed something, how come you don’t want to be called NF anymore?
Nintendo Fan: It wasn’t me! The author did it. Change back my name!
TOO BAD! Stick with Nintendo Fan for a while. In a few days, I’ll change it back to the way it was.
Nintendo Fan: Fine! As I was saying, welcome to-
Mario: CHEESE!
Nintendo Fan: Welcome to Nintendo-
Mario: CHEESE!
Nintendo Fan: Welcome-
Mario: CHEESE!
Nintendo Fan: STOP SAYING THAT #$%^&@! WORD! IT’S STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES!!! GUARD!
(Mouser comes in and throws Mario out of the studio.)
Jade Blooper: Didn’t we already interview Mimi?
Nintendo Fan: Yeah. But I just want to do Mimi’s part alone without another person.
Jade Blooper: Oh. I was just wondering why you’re interviewing her again.
Nintendo Fan: It’s okay.
Mouser: I got rid of the idiot!
Nintendo Fan: Thank you. You may go back to your place now.
(Mouser does so.)
Fawful: You were saying?
Nintendo Fan: Yes. Welcome to…
Audience: NINTENDO FAN AND FAWFUL’S INTERVIEW SUPER SHOW!!!
Nintendo Fan: Right! And today, we’re going to have Lady Bow bring out the interviewee. Oh, Lady Bow!
(Lady Bow comes onstage and has Mimi by her side.)
Lady Bow: Here’s the interviewee. Good luck if she turns into her spider form, gweheheheh!
Nintendo Fan: Thank you!
Lady Bow: You’re very welcome!
(She disappears.)
Mimi: Okay, on with what you were doing!
Fawful: Hey, haven’t I seen you before?
Mimi: During the Nintendo Fan and Jade Blooper Interview? Then yes. You have seen me and I have seen you.
Fawful: Oh yeah! I forgot about that Interview.
Nintendo Fan: Cut the chit-chat now. The first question is: where do you keep all your rupies?
Mimi: I put them in a safe so Mario and Co. can’t get them. I wouldn’t want to get my rupies stolen of course!
Fawful: What was the secret password?
Mimi: Nice try, Fawful. I wouldn’t tell you the password! Not even Popple.
Nintendo Fan: Shhh! You don’t want Popple to hear you that you have rupies. He’s part of my crew too, you know.
Mimi: He joined YOUR crew?! Hahahahahahaha! What does HE do?
Nintendo Fan: Hey, Fawful and I are only allowed to ask questions here!
Mimi: Hahahahaha! Oh, whatever. Ask the next question.
Nintendo Fan: Did you ask a question, Fawful?
Fawful: Yeah, I did.
Nintendo Fan: Oh. Okay. Why do you always change your outfit?
Mimi: What a good question! I love to be stylish and have lots of nice clothes. Unlike the rest of the Mario characters, who wear the same thing every day! I wanted to be different than the others.
Nintendo Fan: Wow! That’s an interesting answer. There is no other character that changes their clothes except for you. I love to be stylish!
Mimi: Yay! We agree on something!
Fawful: Whatever. Anyway, what did you do after Count Bleck and Lady Timpani went to another dimension?
Mimi: I started working as a maid for Merlee in her mansion.
Fawful: Did-
Nintendo Fan: No asking double questions! You and I alternate taking turns asking each question about the interviewee. Got that?
Fawful: Yes! My mind wasn’t paying attention.
Nintendo Fan: If you don’t mind… we’re about to let the audience ask some questions! Seat 1!
Nintendo 4vr: Why do you always say “Mimimimimimimi!” or “MIIII MIII!”?
Mimi: It’s my catchphrase.
Nintendo 4vr: Oh. I’m just asking!
Nintendo Fan: Seat 2!
Lemmy: Hey! How come she gets seat 1 and I get seat 2? It’s not fair!
Nintendo Fan: That’s just the way the narrator wants to put it. After all, she was the one who wrote this Interview.
Lemmy: CURSE YOU, NARRATOR!!!
SHADDUP!
Lemmy: NO, YOU SHADDUP!!!
Nintendo Fan: LET’S CONTINUE!!!
Fawful: Seat 23!
Dimentio: Do you like me?
Mimi: YOU?! I hate psychopaths! There is NO way I like you. Clowns are stupid.
Dimentio: For the last time, I am a magician! Magicians are WAY better than clowns. I’m not a clown!
Fawful: You’re a clown?
Dimentio: For Pete’s sake! I AM A MAGICIAN AND UNDERSTAND THAT!!!
Nintendo Fan: Calm down. Seat 12.
Prince Peasley: Where do you live?
Mimi: Tee hee! You look cute!
Prince Peasley: O_o’
Nintendo Fan: Well, I guess there’s no answer there. Seat 14!
End Boss (Sammer Guy one hundred): Why did you not turn into your spider form in our kingdom?
Mimi: I didn’t feel like it, so I decided to stay in my normal form which is what I am in right now.
Fawful: Seat 58!
Blablanadon: According to the Catch Cards, there is a rumor saying that you like Count Bleck. Do you like him?
Mimi: Well, he IS kinda cute anyway, and he’s nice and stuff.
Blablanadon: But he was gonna dominate the world! How is that nice?
Mimi: I dunno.
Prince Peasley: If you already like Count Bleck, then why do you like me?!
Fawful: Hey you @#$%&%$! We never called on you!
Prince Peasly: I still want the answer!
Fawful: Fine. This is happening ONE time only! It’s never happening again!!!
Prince Peasley: Okay. I want my answer.
Mimi: Oh, okay. You look cuter than the Count! That’s why I like you more.
Nintendo Fan: I guess we have to wrap this up! Mimi, thanks for being our guest today.
Mimi: No problem! I love getting interviewed.
Fawful: See you next time on…
Audience: NINTENDO FAN AND FAWFUL’S INTERVIEW SUPER SHOW!!!
Lakitu: And we’re out! Do I get paid?
Nintendo Fan: Uh, yeah. Here’s 100 dollars.
Lakitu: WHOO YEAH!!! 100 DOLLARS RULES!
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