Luigi: I have every right to complain.
Mario: My, someone's angry.
Luigi: What's the point...
Kroshi: Not very much really.
Fireball: As everyone would have guessed. Today, someone with the last name Koopa will be helping me. Though I'm not telling anyone the name of the Koopa, since I kinda forget as well. Until this random Koopa comes in, I will listen to my new MP3 player.
(Suddenly, Midna Koopa crashes in through the roof, and appears to be knocked out.)
Midna Koopa: X_X
Fireball: Midna Koopa everyone!
(The crowd cheers for Midna)
Fireball: Ready, Midna?
Luigi: I believe the Koopa is knocked out.
(Fireball gives Midna a 1-Up Mushroom M.K. jumps up.)
M.K: WHOWHATWHENWHEREWHY?! Huh? Where am I now?
Fireball: At my interview studio. I'm not surprised you don't remember. I sent you an Email asking to do an interview with me.
Luigi: ... "I'm not surprised you don't remember"? Goodness, you need to work on English more, Fireball.
Fireball: Sure.
Kroshi: I don't know why you bother coming here, Luigi.
Luigi: Same thoughts here.
M.K: Right. I was momentarily confused due to the collision. So, Dimentio, right?
Fireball: Who?
Mario: The magic freak I beat in Super Paper Mario.
Fireball: Ah.
M.K: I need a crewmember here.
(Midna Koopa claps her hands and Shadow King is warped in.)
S.K: Huh? Where am- Oh. What now, M.K?
M.K: Nothing. I just felt like having you here.
S.K: Fine, but I'm putting this down as overtime.
Fireball: Well, that's not fair, Shadow Queen, it's your job to be here. My workers get paid very well, and you should too...
Waluigi: ... What are you talking about?
Fireball: Who would have a clue?
S.K: .... Uumm, you are aware I'm the Shadow King, not Queen, right?
Fireball: Um... I may be aware a little...
Kroshi: Well, let's just get Dimentio in here already.(Dimentio flies into the studio and sits in the interviewee chair)
M.K: Well, you can't end if you don't start. Question one: Is there any relation between you and the Super Mario RPG enemy, the Jester? You look kinda like one.Dimentio: Your assumptions are like those of an infantile mind who assumes things that are incorrect. I am in no way associated with the Jesters. Their magic skills are nothing compared to my own. As for appearances, you will notice that the Jester's body is more or less spherical, while I have more of a human build.
M.K: Uhhhhhh...
Dimentio: *sigh* No. There is no relation.
Fireball: Well, maybe you should stop using those big, important words and tell us what you’re saying in people words! But on with the next question. Out of your partners, Mr. L, O'Chunks, and Mimi, who do you like the best and why?
Dimentio: I have had a liking to Mr.L the most, since he seemed quite smart and seemed like a handyman. He could build a robot, which was impressive. Chunks was an annoying little character, could never stand the man. Mimi, I never liked from the start. The spider robot thing was a joke.
Fireball: So... who?
Dimentio: Mr. L, I said that pretty clear at the start.
Kroshi: You do know Mr. L is Luigi, right?
Dimentio: Hmm?
M.K: Yeah, even I know that. Anyways, why don't you ever walk? You only stand or float.
Dimentio: I have no means of transportation, as far as vehicles are involved. To walk everywhere would deplete my energy, and to perform magic, I must be in peak physical condition.
M.K: Right.
Dimentio: Were you even paying attention?
M.K: You lost me at "have".
Fireball: Well, let's get this going. Next long question.
Luigi: Oh boy.
Fireball: Shut up! Anyway, in Flopside, if one listens to the bartender Carson's stories, there is one about you, Dimentio, that seems to hint that you wrote the book, Dark Prognosticus, due to the fact that your character in the book sounds suspicious.
Dimentio: Why, it may seem as if I wrote the Dark Prognosticus, but I can't tell you the truth, for I promised to never tell who wrote the book. But... I will say. I MAY have written the book. I didn't say I did, I said I may have. Though, if you really think about it, it would seem that I did write the book.
Fireball: So you did write the book.
Dimentio: Why, I never said such a thing-
Kroshi: Well it's out now!
M.K: YOU WILL TALK!!!
(M.K. breathes fire on Dimentio, but Dimentio deflects it with a force shield)
Dimentio: How childish. Even O'Chunks could do better then that, Now let's get on with the next question.
Fireball: Fine! Is this the last game we will see you in, and your first as well?
Dimentio: It's hard to say. It would be great to get my revenge on Mario and his dearest friends... well, not Bowser. His dearest friends and his mortal enemy. But my new machine may take years, possibly decades to make! But let's just let time tell, hmm?
Kroshi: All right.
M.K: Shadow King, you ask a question. I'm sad.
S.K: Why?
M.K: I didn't get to hurt him.
S.K: Fine. So, Dimentio, how did you find out the Count's real name?
Dimentio: When the Pixl with Mario mentioned the name Blumiere, I was merely invisible.
S.K: That was an unusually short answer.
Fireball: And let's leave it that way!
Dimentio: All right then, hit me with your next question, fools.
Kroshi: Well, Midna, you ask another question. Then Fireball will ask a question and then we can get to the crowd.
M.K: Fine, but I need to hurt someone before the Interview ends. Dimentio, why did you join Bleck?
Dimentio: Well, the Count had the power to control the Chaos Heart, which was essential to my plan, so I decided to make use of him until the time came for me to enact my plan.
M.K: Right. So, Fireball, care to call a seat?
Fireball: No, no, no, let's just take our time, I'm going to ask one more question. So what's at the top of your list, getting revenge on Mario?
Dimentio: Why no, on the top of my list I'm trying to make that new machine I mentioned earlier, then I will need to get combats. THEN, I will get revenge on Mario.
Kroshi: Ok, YOU call a seat, M.K. If you do, you can hurt this Goomba that's right behind me.
Goomba #332: Ooooooooohhhhhhhh!
M.K: HAPPIEZ! Okay, seat 007.
Spy Guy: What are your means of gathering information?
M.K: (LOL, Spy Guy)
Dimentio: Well, I can become invisible. I think I made that pretty clear.
Spy Guy: Anything else?
Dimentio: Well, my magic isn't strong enough to read minds, so no.
Spy Guy: I thought you said you had powerful magical ability.
Dimentio: Well, mind reading takes a huge amount of magic.
Spy Guy: That is all.
(Spy Guy hides in his little bush.)
M.K: DIE!
(M.K. shoots Goomba #332 with lightning.)
Fireball: Well, that was uncalled for... No wait, that was called for.
Kroshi: Hmm, well ask a seat, FB.
Fireball: All right, seat 999.
Luigi: Out of all the seats... Fine! How did you create that flower that seems to have controlled O'Chucks?
Dimentio: Simple, I just had to use my magic, that's too simple to answer. Plus I had to get to some lab at the castle and mix some potions. After that, catching O'Chunks off-guard was not too hard and I slipped the flower on his head and forced it to stay there with magic.
Luigi: ...
Dimentio: Too hard for you to follow?
Luigi: No, I don't care.
Fireball: We all don't, Luigi.
M.K: Agreed. S.K?
S.K: *sigh* Seat 10
Anti Guy: Lemon Candy?
M.K: You again?
Anti Guy: Yes. Why do you wear that weird outfit?
Dimentio: I am a magician of sorts. You usually see magicians wearing strange clothes, right?
Anti Guy: No...
Dimentio: *sigh* Just pick a seat.
Fireball: Seat C42.
Bowser: Strange seat I'm sitting it... has a letter... Anyway, how long did it take you to learn magic?
Dimentio: About 50 years to do the best of my magic, like sending Mr. L to the Underwhere! But it's all worth it, my magic is really amazing, isn't it? But I'm still training my magic, to become a master I need to put in 100 more years.
Bowser: It takes 150 years to master stuff like that?!
Dimentio: Yes.
Bowser: I was planning on doing that stuff, but I want to enjoy my time, not waste it.
M.K: You mean your whole life hasn't been a waste of time?
Bowser: Um... Shut up! Ask a question!
M.K: Seat 777.
Shy Ranger: Um-
M.K: Why do all the seats I call have Shy Guys in them?
Fireball: Well, there are a lot of Shy Guys on Plit, but it's only common for us to pick a random seat as well.
Kroshi: That's your favorite word, isn't it?
Fireball: Random?
Kroshi: Yep.
Fireball: Oh, why yes it is.
Kroshi: Mine as well.
Fireball: Cool...
M.K: Well, either way. Shy Ranger?
Shy Ranger: Yes, um, do you have any relatives?
Dimentio: No. They're dead.
Shy Ranger: Um, what happened to them?
Dimentio: I killed them all.
Fireball: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... hey... hey! No! No! No!
(Fireball walks over to a random rug that has a rock, which seems to have peed on the rug)
Fireball: You do that outside! Now get out!
(Fireball throws the rock through a window)
Fireball: Seat 55.
Waluigi: Were any of your relatives as sneaky and smart as you?
Dimentio: One. My great grandfather was just about to takeover Plit until some figure with a red hat and blue overalls stopped him. I was told to get revenge on that man... He died with no mention of his son... But his son's son is somewhere on Plit. Too bad I don't know this man...
M.K: Isn't it obvious that this man's son is most likely Mario?
Dimentio: Why, how does a man in a red hat and blue overalls sound like Mario?
Fireball: Wow, not even I know that answer.
M.K: Y...you're kidding, right? Are you telling me that a red hat and blue overalls doesn't describe Mario?
Dimentio: Let's take a look at Mario then.
(Everyone turns to look at Mario.)
Dimentio: Red hat... blue overalls... Nope. Doesn't sound like the man I described at all.
Toad: Agreed, and not even close to what you described!
M.K: But you... *sigh* Never mind, I'm not getting anywhere with this.
Fireball: Anyway, why don't we both call another seat and get this Interview over with, Midna?
M.K: Very well, then. Seat 2,000.
Gourmet Guy: What's your favorite food?
M.K: No comment.
Dimentio: I have no particular food I can say I enjoy over all others.
Fireball: Last seat for the night, seat M3!
Mario: Did you really think you could beat me?
Dimentio: Ah yes, your favorite question on the show. Yes. By powering up my robot and with my minions, I was sure I could beat you in the snap of your fingers. It appears I was wrong.
Fireball: And that's the end of this Interview. Thanks for doing this with me, Midna!
M.K: Yeah, nice workin' with ya. Well, gotta go. See ya!
(M.K. snaps her fingers and warps herself and S.K. away)
Fireball: Well, I'm guessing this is the end of our Interview show!
Kroshi: You think so?
Fireball: Yep.
Kroshi: I see...
Fireball: End transmission.
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