RSG: Okay, from our last Interview everything should work out.
Secretary Guy: You sure? What did you do?
RSG: Catapult him to Castle Bleck. He should be fine. Let him bother someone else. Now welcome the three Snifits from SMRPG.
Snifit 1: Thank you.
Snifit 2: We are pleased.
Snifit 3: I am glad to be here.
RSG: Now tell me about you guys.
Snifit 1: Well we were all best friends ever since Kindergarten.
Snifit 2: Which we failed.
Snifit 3: A couple years later we became Booster's best friends.
Snifit 1: We always had to capture beetles and play with people.
Snifit 2: Exactly. It was hard to get beetles.
Snifit 3: That's why we opened the beetle business.
Snifits: Soon a princess fell out of the sky and on us. So then Booster sent us to get beetles.
RSG: Question one: How did you find Booster?
Snifit 1: We were walking away from Moleville following Booster Path. We saw the tower and we thought we could stay there. We saw many Snifits. Booster liked us because we like to play a lot.
RSG: Question 2:What do you think of Grate Guy and Knife Guy?
Snifit 2: They are great jesters. They always entertain and are good with magic tricks.
RSG: Question 3: Which Snifit was running the Beetle R Us?
Snifit 3: It was Snifit 4. Us Snifits were playing with Booster.
RSG: Question 4: Why was the price one coin for a female beetle?
Snifits: That was the old price, it is now 50 coins. Oh, Booster didn't like females, now he does a little.
RSG: Question 5: Where did you get all the money?
Snifit 1: We were treasure hunters so we dug up a lot in the Moleville Mines. We found lots of coins there.
RSG: Question 6: What do you think of Valentina?
Snifits: She is bossy, and a little lazy. We have to do everything. But she’s okay.
RSG: Now for audience question. Lemmy forced me to get an audience besides the 8-bits. So seat SHADOWTHEIF!
Popple: What did you think of Dodo, see?
Snifits: We thought he was lazy and fat but we still care for him.
RSG: Seat WART!
Wart: What did you do after Booster's wedding?
Snifits: We went back to the tower to celebrate.
RSG: Seat MOUSEWITHBOMBS!
Mouser: How did you learn all that magic if you’re stupid?
Snifits: With spare money we took magic lessons.
RSG: Seat COBRATWITHTHREEHEADS!
Triclyde: How come Booster only wants seven Snifits?
Snifits: Well he thought of lucky number seven.
RSG: Seat FIREBALL!
Fryguy: How did you become Snifits?
Snifits: Mostly we caught lots of beetles.
RSG: Seat CRABTHATTHROWSROCKS!
Clawgrip: What is an Apprentice and how do you become one of Booster's Snifits?
Snifits: An Apprentice is a Snifit in a blue robe that trains to become a Snifit. To become a Snifit you have to catch 100 beetles in a week, beat Mario, or complete the course in 8 seconds.
RSG: Well that's it for today. See us next time on Shy Guy's Interview Show.
Backstage...
RSG: Boy. That was a long Interview.
BSG: Um, Bro? Wart wants you to interview him.
RSG: Fine, but you're doing it with me. Oh, and we need more people on our crew.
BSG: Sure. Did you remember to end transmission?
RSG: D'oh! Quick, end trans-
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