RSG: Welcome to the Shy Guy Interview Studio.

Shy Guy: Where's Lemmy?

(Meanwhile in the Toy Box…)

Lemmy: I thought the studio was here?

RSG: Now welcome Captain Shy Guy.

Captain Shy Guy: Thank you very much.

RSG: Now as always, tell us about your life.

Captain Shy Guy: Well I am an alien Shy Guy from another planet. Our closest friends WERE the Shroobs and we speak their language as well. Our planet is dieing 'cause it's unable now to grow our diet. I am also captain of the Alien Shy Guys.

RSG: Wow now, why do you crash in Bowser's Warp Orbit in MP8 if someone steps on the Lucky Space?

C. Shy Guy: Somehow it interrupts the engine powering the ship, making it fall.

RSG: Why do you take the player who steps on it to Shy Guy's Orbital Buffet?

C. Shy Guy: I wanted to treat the Plitian nice so they don't think we’re a violent race, which we aren't.

RSG: Okay, how advanced is your race?

C. Shy Guy: Very advanced, we have advanced weapons, ships, transportation, etc. We are also masters of magic.

RSG: What does your diet consist of?

C. Shy Guy: Mushrooms of any kind.

RSG: Where do you plan to live now?

C. Shy Guy: The Mushroom Kingdom. We are moving as we speak. We already talked to Peach about it.

RSG: Okay, one more question before the audience .Why are your planet’s Mushrooms unable to grow?

C. Shy Guy: Mostly the Shroobs. They hate us now.

RSG: AUDIENCE question! Seat SPEAR!

Spear Guy: Why do the Shroobs hate you?

C. Shy Guy: We didn't want to takeover Plit.

RSG: Seat PIRATE!

Pirate Guy: Why does the buffet only consist of Bullet or Bowser Candy?

C. Shy Guy: I saw this battle they had, so I decided to put the candy.

RSG: Seat MACE!

Mace Guy: What kind of magic do you have?

C. Shy Guy: We have similar powers to Dimentio and other magic.

RSG: Seat GLUM

Glum Reaper: How long does your race live?

C. Shy Guy: 100 to 500 years is average, some have lived a millennium.

RSG: 0_0 Okay now, see us next time on-

(Suddenly Lemmy breaks in.)

Lemmy: NOW I’VE FOUND YOU!

RSG: Oh dear. END TRANSMISSION!

(Transmission Ended.)

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