5 minutes before the Interview, backstage...

RSG: What do you mean if I try to hurt Lemmy again he'll close the studio!

Shy Guy: Sorry, but that's the truth.

RSG: Welcome to-

Lemmy: LEMM-

RSG: Silence!

Lemmy: Fine.

RSG: Welcome to the Shy Guy Interview Studio located in Shy Guy's Toybox. Please welcome General Guy.

General Guy: Thank you.

RSG: Please tell us about your life.

General Guy: Well I was a normal white Shy Guy. My father was in the army, which always worries my mom. My dad was the top Shy Guy, he made us win many battles except one. That was his last battle. He died and so did my mom. I then enrolled in military school. Years later I became general.

RSG: Wow, okay. First question, how many battles did your dad won?

General Guy: Eight.

RSG: Next question, why did you let Anti Guy guard the chest?

General Guy: Well he is very tough. I didn't think he’d take Lemon Candy as a bribe.

RSG: Third question, where did you go after you were defeated?

General Guy: We went to Sub-con for a short hideout.

RSG: Fourth question, how did your mom and dad die?

General Guy: Well Dad died of a suicide bomber, and mom died of a kamikaze pilot that destroyed our home and everything in it except me.

RSG: Last question before audience questions, are you still evil?

General Guy: No I quit working for Bowser.

RSG: Okay, anyway, audience questions. Seat FAT!

Fat Guy: How come no Spear Guys were in the Toybox?

General Guy: I thought I had plenty of men by my side, and I decided they should help guard the fifth Star Spirit.

RSG: Seat SPY!

Spy Guy: What were your actual stats outside the tank?

General Guy: My max HP is 25, Attack is 4, and Defense is 0.

RSG: Seat MEDI!

Medi Guy: Why did you let Shy Guys in the battle but not any other Guys?

General Guy: Those Shy Guys were trained for years, and the others were in the medical room.

RSG: Seat LIMBO!

Limbo Guy: Why were Shy Guys in Yoshi's Island?

General Guy: Kamek wanted us to help him conquer the island.

RSG: Seat FLY!

Fly Guy: Why did you quit?

General Guy: Well Bowser would be ANGRY, so I also decided my life would be better and it has!

RSG: Well time is, up see you next time on-

(SNAP)

RSG : WHAT HAPPENED?!

Camera Shy Guy: We’re out of film.

RSG: ARG! Uh, End Transmission.

(Transmission Ended.)

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