(A Red Shy Guy is walking out.)
Red Shy Guy: Hello, welcome to-
Lemmy: LEMMY'S Interview Show! . RSG (for short): Grr. Security!
(Two black Shy Guys with sunglasses tazer Lemmy and drag him off.)
RSG: Now, before I was interrupted, welcome to the Shy Guy Interview Studio.
Audience (filled with nothing but Shy Guys): Yay!
RSG: Please welcome Gourmet Guy.
Gourmet Guy: Thank you.
RSG: Tell us about yourself.
Gourmet Guy: Well I was a normal Shy Guy. I was walking a round Toad Town when I smelled a wonderful aroma. Tayce T. was making her delicious cake. I asked for a bite. Then I went berserk. Soon I kept eating fatty and sugary food. Now I am who I am today.
RSG: Okay, first question. What's your IQ?
Gourmet Guy: Not too good. I mostly think about food.
RSG: Second question, what's your real name?
Gourmet Guy: Well I didn't have a name, I took Gourmet Guy as a name ‘cause it matches me.
RSG: Okay, next question, why did you want to join General Guy's army?
Gourmet Guy: Well I needed a job and free food.
RSG : -_- Right. Next question, what job did you have in the army?
Gourmet Guy: Road blocker and bomb taker.
RSG: No surprise there.
Gourmet Guy: What?
RSG: Nothing. Next question, have you thought about asking the doc to give you liposuction?
Gourmet Guy: No good, the equipment isn’t strong enough to be used on me.
RSG: Last question, is there ANYONE fatter than you?
Gourmet Guy: Hmm. Don't think so.
RSG: Okay, audience questions, seat Jester!
Groove Guy: What do you do now?
Gourmet Guy: Compete in eating contests.
RSG: Seat ANTI!
Anti Guy: How strong are you?
Gourmet Guy: Very strong.
RSG: Seat GENERAL!
General Guy: Why do you always carry a knife and fork?
Gourmet Guy: To eat food, duh!
RSG: Whoops, looks like we’re running out of time. See us next time on-
Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!
RSG: Okay, that does it.
(Red Shy Guy pours wing sauce all over Lemmy.)
RSG: Get him, boy.
(Gourmet Guy chases Lemmy, breaking the cameras in the progress.)
RSG: END TRANSMISSION!
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