Dimentio: Welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Dimentio: Why did you break into my house just to get blasted to oblivion?
Lemmy: Because I am the owner of this Land and what I say goes. Which means I can fire you.
Dimentio: Drat! You got me like a mouse cornered by a vicious cat.
(Lemmy leaves.)
Dimentio: Anywho, please welcome the king of second bananas, Luigi!
(Luigi runs to Dimentio as fast as he can and uppercuts him.)
Dimentio: OW! What the @%$& was that for?!
Luigi: NO ONE CALLS ME THAT!
Dimentio: Okay, I am sorry like a boy who has broken a window with his baseball.
Luigi: Okay, just don't call me that.
Dimentio: All right Question one: How does it feel to be left behind when Mario goes on his adventures?
Luigi: You like to upset me, don't you?
Dimentio: Hey, I am the one asking the questions here like a scientist asking Einstein to explain his theory.
Luigi: I HATE being left behind. While Mario goes off to save the world, little ol’ Luigi just stays home, cleans the house, and watches TV.
Dimentio: Question two: Do you really wet yourself a lot?
Luigi: NO! Since Lemmy hates me he puts laxatives in my coffee. THAT is not a good combination. So whenever I am startled I wet myself.
Dimentio: Question three: Why are you so smart?
Luigi: If I remember correctly E. Gadd tutored me when I was a little kid before I got sent to the Real World.
Dimentio: Question four: How is it being married to Daisy?
Luigi: It's GREAT! The wedding was spectacular, the honeymoon was great, and I am KING of Sarasaland.
Dimentio: I noticed I was not invited to the wedding like the least popular kid not allowed to go to the coolest kid's birthday party.
Luigi: (sarcastically) Gee, I wonder why?
Dimentio: Question four: How was it like to star in your own game?
Luigi: It was good and bad. The good was I finally get my own game AND I had to save my brother. The bad was that the game just HAD to be about ghosts.
Dimentio: Question five: How does it feel that any time I need to get out of trouble I just get a weaker version of the Chaos Heart out and use you to turn into Super Dimentio?
Luigi: Do you have a death wish? I HATE IT!!! Why do you use me?!
Dimentio: I don't know. Well it is time for AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!
(Dimentio sees the same people as before but in different seats.)
Dimentio: Maybe I should get a real studio. Okay, seat AWSOMECOUNT!
Count Bleck: Why do you do a Negative Zone as a Final Smash in Brawl?
Luigi: Well being left behind has left me with nothing but negative energy. When I break open a Smash Ball it gives me extra energy and so I let it out as a negative zone.
Dimentio: Seat HASTHESAMENAMEASANINSTUMENT! Whew *gasp*, that was a long seat name.
Timpani: How did you feel about Daisy when you first saw her?
Luigi: Well the first time I saw her when I was a baby I had a crush on her. When I saw her as an adult I fell in love with her.
Dimentio: Seat IALMOSTKILLEDYOUBUTSOMEHOWSURVIVED! I am going to sue whoever writes the names of these chairs.
Natasia: Why are your fireballs green?
Luigi: Well I ate a rotten Fire Flower by accident once. That let me make green fireballs.
Dimentio: Seat BLECK'SDUMBBODYGUARD!
O'Chunks: Aye, why does whee little Luigi afraid of some ghost?
Luigi: Well when I was a baby I had a traumatizing experience with ghosts. You can read it in my bio that Dimentio wrote.
Dimentio: Finally, seat SMALLBALEDTWERP!
Luigi: He is my cousin and my weak rival.
Dimentio: That about wraps it up. Thank you, Luigi, for being here.
Luigi: The pleasure is all yours.
Dimentio: Now it is time for you to pay like a homeowner who can't pay their property tax.
Luigi: HUH?!
(Dimentio then makes a dimensional cage around him and snaps his fingers.)
(BOOM!)
(Then Dimentio teleports him to King Boo's Hideaway.)
King Boo: Well well, look who we have here, boys.
Luigi: Oh crud.
Dimentio: Oh, not to worry, I am sure he will be fine. ‘Til next time, everybody! Ciao!
(END TRANSMISSION)
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