Fawful: MtH, you’ll be doing Interviews like this one for a while until you can fix this studio Wario dirtied.

Wario: Again, I’m sorry, but MtH told me to.

Fawful: And that’s why MtH is scrubbing my carpet, and not you.

MtH: Wario get down here, it’s part of your job.

Wario: NO!

MtH: You’re whining like a baby…

Wario: SO…?

MtH:?

Fawful: Everyone welcome Professor Frankly!

Cricket: *chirp, chirp*

MtH: TOO BAD THERE’S NO AUDIENCE!

Audience: We didn’t come because the studio smells bad.

Wario: Again, I’m sorry. But it’s his fault.

(Wario points at MtH.)

MtH: Pointing is like so five seconds ago.

Wario: That’s when I did it.

MtH: Oh, then that’s fine.

Frankly: Hi, can I be interviewed?

Fawful: Oh, you must be that Goomba worker I called. Get to work scrubbing my carpet

Frankly: Wha-?

Fawful: NO Wha-?s, YOU WILL DO THIS!!!

(Frankly starts scrubbing.)

MtH: So, Frankly, any great accomplishment in your life?

Frankly: Well, quite Frankly, I’ve helped Mario open the Thousand-Year Door, taught Kolorado and Goombella the archaeologists, and I’ve been appearing in a line of radio-controlled toys that sell very well to nerd chameleons

Fawful: So, Goomba worker, what’s your name?

Frankly: My name is Professor Frankly, I got it from a term scientist use a lot: “Frankly, I’d say”.

Fawful: ! You’re him!

Frankly: Quite Frankly, yes.

MtH: What was your first appearance?

Frankly: That wasn’t a question, no question mark. But if it was, I’d say that I helped Mario decipher the Magical Map that led him to the Crystal Stars!

Fawful: Roll the camera! Why are your glasses like that?

Frankly: They’re to show I’m smart! Anyone with swirly glasses is smart. Iggy, Fawful, and E. Gadd have them too!

Fawful: Why not Ludwig?

Frankly: He wasn’t intended to be smart by Nintendo. He was intended to be musical. IGGY is smart.

MtH: How do you have hair? Goombas don’t have hair!

Frankly: It’s a wig. Goombella has one too!

MtH: Then why’d you choose gray?

Frankly: I couldn’t see without these glasses, and I can’t attract chicks while wearing those, so I just stuck with the “mad scientist” idea.

Fawful: What purpose did you serve in TTYD?

Frankly: I’d help them get to locations with helpful clues, though, in reality, Goombella was blackmailing me with dirty socks and by being from U GOOM University.

MtH: Why do you have buck teeth? Don’t Goombas usually have fangs?

Frankly: Ummm… Where did you get that?

MtH: By looking at your face…

Frankly: Oh, um, I kind of got my original teeth knocked out by an experiment. These dentures are like that.

Boom: Audience questions!

MtH and Fawful: Seat… Wait, there is no audience.

MtH: End-

Fawful: Get back to scrubbing.

MtH: -transmission…

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