Fawful: I will be doing a team Interview with this hobo, because it means I have to do less work in some of my Interviews with him in them
MtH: Me too. I love less work!
Boom: Please welcome Kolorado (the @#$%^ annoying “old bean”).
MtH: Don’t get to close to him, because he’s been in the desert. You can catch malaria
Fawful: So, Kolorado, why do you use terms like “old bean” when you’re supposed to be based off Indiana Jones? Indiana is so much cooler!
Kolorado: Well, I was also based off some old British guy to prevent being a total ripoff
MtH: Who is your wife?
Kolorado: I don’t know her name, I stay away from home way too long. Then she gets upset and we make up, but I still don’t remember her name.
MtH: Well, do you know the wedding date?
Kolorado: I’m married?
Kolorado’s Wife: I can’t believe he’s so scatterbrained!
Fawful: This is boring…
MtH: Until I got here all your Interviews were, let’s say… It’s in your name.
Fawful: My Interviews are NOT Fawfu!
MtH: No you idiot, I mean AWFUL!
Fawful: That’s not in my name, gosh.
MtH: *sigh* So Kolorado, why did you have Kooper lead you to Crystal Palace?
Kolorado: He was there before with Mario and knew the way. Plus, he did it for free because he IDOLIZES me!
Fawful: Time for Boom’s Bomb Rally!
MtH: ?
Fawful: Kolorado chooses someone, and they get to ask Kolorado a question, and write down an answer. If their answer doesn’t match Kolorado’s, they go bye-bye with Boom’s Bombs!
Kolorado: I choose ugly lady!
Kolorado’s Wife: Why are you an archaeologist?
Kolorado: I was inspired when I watched my TV about this stupid guy named Flint Cragley. He was an archaeologist who always failed. But, since there were no other archaeologists, he was the best. I wanted to be better.
Kolorado’s Wife: I was inspired when I watched my TV about this stupid guy named Flint Cragley. He was an archaeologist who always failed. But, since there were no other archaeologists, he was the best. I wanted to be beter.
Boom: You missed a T in better. Bye-bye!
(BOOM!)
MtH: Time for audience questions. Seat FIVESIXTEEN.
Kolorado’s Wife: Why-
MtH: I thought we boomed you.
Kolorado’s Wife: It was a decoy. (Not really, I’m actually his second wife!)
Kolorado’s First Wife’s Ghost: CHEATER!
Kolorado: Not really. I just kept her in case you got blown up.
Fawful: Seat CHEATER.
Wario: How successful are you?
Kolorado: VERY! Mario gives me practically all his artifacts.
MtH: Wario, what are doing out of your corner?
Wario: Oh yeah… I’ll be there!
Fawful: Seat CHEESECAKE.
Morton and Mario (simultaneously): Where did you find the Magical Seed?
Kolorado: Some random Bub-ulb gave it to me.
MtH: Now for a segment from my show. It’s called killing the interviewee. Everyone put on the gas masks they got in the beginning of the show, and Wario, do your thing.
(BOOM!)
Fawful: My carpet! You’re staying with me until you get it fixed.
MtH: END THE AWESOMENESS OF TRANSMISSION!!!
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