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FAWFUL AND LEMMY interview TOPMAN
 
By Fawful Koopa

Fawful: Today I’m gonna interview some weird guy from Galaxy.

Topman: Grr…

Fawful: What are you?

Topman: I’m a Spunia that just happens to be different color.

Fawful: Then why do you only have one spike? Aren’t Spunias supposed to have 2?

Topman: When you’re in outer space, you have to adapt. If I didn’t drop one of my spikes, I’d be subject to gravity and be buried headfirst in the ground.

Fawful: Isn’t the ground metal?

Topman: Topmaniac used spray paint to make it look metal so we could look cool.

Fawful: Speaking of Topmaniac, who is he?

Topman: He’s a bigger one of us, who decided the have plastic surgery to move his spike to the side instead of having it on his head. Then he declared himself ruler, grabbed the Star, and used it to make himself stronger.

Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!

Fawful: Dude, I thought I made you stop doing that on my first Interview.

Lemmy: I wanted someone besides you or this Spinia-thingie to talk.

Fawful: How about you finish this Interview?

Lemmy: Okay. (I have a plan to turn this too my advantage.)

Fawful: Okay, I’ll be leaving now. (I wonder if he knows that I eliminated his plan.)

Lemmy: See ya!

(Fawful leaves.)

Lemmy: Bring in, the Interview-Bot 300!

(A pile of scrap metal comes in.)

Lemmy: I shouldn’t have trusted that door-to-door salesman.

Al Gore: I invented door-to-door salesmen!

Everyone: DIE!!!

(This next scene is censored.)

Lemmy: Aww… I have to work. Everyone welcome Spinia-thingie.

Topman: I have a name.

Lemmy: Yes, from now on you shall be called Spinia-thingie.

Topman: INTERVIEW ME! I HAVE A LIFE, YOU KNOW!

Lemmy: Okay, why were you in outer space?

Topman: After the X-Nauts failed, they set all the Spinias, Spunias, and Spanias into outer space. After that we drifted over to all those galaxies and appeared in Super Mario Galaxy.

Lemmy: What other games are you in?

Topman: I make a cameo in Mario Kart Wii in the Wi-Fi mode.

Lemmy: How’d you get there, top-thingie?

Topman: I thought I was “Spinia-thingie”.

Lemmy: ANSWER THE QUESTION OR OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!

Topman: I followed them all there in hopes of making a comeback and winning all the time, but I got lost in the Wi-Fi system, and never got to race

Lemmy: Now, who are you?

(Topman starts sweating. He gets a nervous expression on his nonexistent face.)

Lemmy: Who, who?

Topman: Superman!

(He goes into a telephone booth and gets stuck. Then the phone rings.)

Lemmy: (on telephone) Why are you red?

Topman: Topmaniac used the spray paint that he used on the ground to turn us red.

Lemmy: Now, what is your favorite food?

Topman: We don’t have mouths, so we go up to people and drain their spiritual energy…

()

Fawful: So, Boom, how do you like this bomb testing zone I got you for your (late) birthday?

(Boom is seen nuking the Flower Fields with an expression of glee.)

Fawful: Song cue!

Boom: I love the fee-ling I get, when I blow something up

Chorus: He loves the feel-ing when he blows something up

()

Lemmy: (I don’t know why I’m singing.) How do you feel-when Mario blows you up?

Topman: I don’t ever feel so good…

(He gets out a guitar.)

Topman: When-ever I get nuked, you’d think I’d want-to puke, but I LOVE IT, love it, so I’ll be nuked to prove my stamina, so what I die, I can still hold a guitar, and I get an awesome Halo, and an awesome controller to play it with…

Fawful: Stop talking about X-Box 360. I don’t care how awesome Halo is, we are made by Nintendo, so END TRANSMISSION!

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