Mallow: Umm… Can we start now?
Fawful: No! More filler material! It is custom for my Interviews!
Mallow: …
Boom: …
Mario: CHEESE!
Fawful: Okay, NOW we can start. Where’d you learn that magic?
Mallow: I was born with weather powers, because I’m a prince of Nimbus Land.
Fawful: (A prince! He must be rich! Remind me to sic Boom on him and then take his credit card.)
Mallow: … Can you ask more questions?
Fawful: How do you do Psychopath?
Mallow: I use the vigorous training Frogfucious gave me.
Fawful: Then why do you come at such a low level?
Mallow: MENTAL training.
Fawful: Oh. Why are you such a crybaby?
Mallow: I was separated from my parents at birth.
Fawful: You’re cliché.
Mallow: AND YOU’RE UNOFFICIAL!
Fawful: No, I delivered countless letters to Mario before I became an interviewer. I caused so many games.
Mallow: …
Fawful: Next. What are your moves?
Mallow: I can draw thunder, snow, rain, and stars from the sky.
Fawful: Cool. Good thing I spent practically ALL my money on insulating the roof to be practically indestructible.
Mallow: I know. As soon as you started to call me a crybaby I’ve been trying to obliterate you!
Fawful: Do you like being a prince?
Mallow: Yeah, I like it mostly for the endless supply of snacks, which my parents let me have.
Fawful: Easy for you to say, chubby
Mallow: (I’m gonna blow the roof off this place!)
Fawful: What are your stats?
Mallow: I have very high special stats and very low physical stats, with mediocre HP.
Fawful: Audience questions! Seat HOLY.
DAD: I know that you got it from your parents, but how do you do that magic?
Mallow: My body is composed of the material in clouds. I use mind control on a cloud to make stuff come out of it.
DAD: Then why don’t you mind control other enemies?
Mallow: It doesn’t work if they have brains.
Boom: Seat POTATOESANDPICKELSANDWEDDINGCAKEAND…
Morton: Do you like to talk because I like to talk and oh, do you like wedding cake because I think it’s awesome and do you like it there in Nimbus Land Oh, and-
Fawful: Boom,
Boom: Okay.
(BOOM)
Mallow: Yes, I like to talk to assert the fact that I’m not a crybaby, and I LOVE wedding cake because it has rich, filling icing on top of it-
Fawful: FATTY!
Mallow: Ignoring that, I like Nimbus Land because there is a nice climate there, and it is made out of clouds, so I’m practically invincible there.
Fawful: Seat WHATTHE- gets the final question.
Dodo: How did you feel about being impersonated by me?
(Mallow goes up to Dodo, throws him outside of the studio, and zaps him with lightning.)
Fawful: End transmission!
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