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FAWFUL interviews MALLOW
 
By Fawful Koopa

Mallow: Umm… Can we start now?

Fawful: No! More filler material! It is custom for my Interviews!

Mallow: …

Boom: …

Mario: CHEESE!

Fawful: Okay, NOW we can start. Where’d you learn that magic?

Mallow: I was born with weather powers, because I’m a prince of Nimbus Land.

Fawful: (A prince! He must be rich! Remind me to sic Boom on him and then take his credit card.)

Mallow: … Can you ask more questions?

Fawful: How do you do Psychopath?

Mallow: I use the vigorous training Frogfucious gave me.

Fawful: Then why do you come at such a low level?

Mallow: MENTAL training.

Fawful: Oh. Why are you such a crybaby?

Mallow: I was separated from my parents at birth.

Fawful: You’re cliché.

Mallow: AND YOU’RE UNOFFICIAL!

Fawful: No, I delivered countless letters to Mario before I became an interviewer. I caused so many games.

Mallow: …

Fawful: Next. What are your moves?

Mallow: I can draw thunder, snow, rain, and stars from the sky.

Fawful: Cool. Good thing I spent practically ALL my money on insulating the roof to be practically indestructible.

Mallow: I know. As soon as you started to call me a crybaby I’ve been trying to obliterate you!

Fawful: Do you like being a prince?

Mallow: Yeah, I like it mostly for the endless supply of snacks, which my parents let me have.

Fawful: Easy for you to say, chubby

Mallow: (I’m gonna blow the roof off this place!)

Fawful: What are your stats?

Mallow: I have very high special stats and very low physical stats, with mediocre HP.

Fawful: Audience questions! Seat HOLY.

DAD: I know that you got it from your parents, but how do you do that magic?

Mallow: My body is composed of the material in clouds. I use mind control on a cloud to make stuff come out of it.

DAD: Then why don’t you mind control other enemies?

Mallow: It doesn’t work if they have brains.

Boom: Seat POTATOESANDPICKELSANDWEDDINGCAKEAND…

Morton: Do you like to talk because I like to talk and oh, do you like wedding cake because I think it’s awesome and do you like it there in Nimbus Land Oh, and-

Fawful: Boom,

Boom: Okay.

(BOOM)

Mallow: Yes, I like to talk to assert the fact that I’m not a crybaby, and I LOVE wedding cake because it has rich, filling icing on top of it-

Fawful: FATTY!

Mallow: Ignoring that, I like Nimbus Land because there is a nice climate there, and it is made out of clouds, so I’m practically invincible there.

Fawful: Seat WHATTHE- gets the final question.

Dodo: How did you feel about being impersonated by me?

(Mallow goes up to Dodo, throws him outside of the studio, and zaps him with lightning.)

Fawful: End transmission!

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