Fawful: Yes! To commemorate me becoming a Super Koopa, I am interviewing Super Koopa today!
Boom: You do know that ¾ of your 47 votes are from Mysteries.
Fawful: I don’t care. Now, everyone say hello to Super Koopa!
(Super Koopa enters.)
Everyone: Hello to Super Koopa.
Fawful: …
Super Koopa: Let’s get this over with quick. I need to go back to posing on the Super Koopa page.
Fawful: First question. Why don’t you wear a shell?
Super Koopa: Shells are heavy. If I wore one, I wouldn’t be able to fly.
Fawful: Why did you answer that in a completely logical fashion? Come on, Mario games are supposed to defy logic. Answer it again non-logically!
Super Koopa: No.
Fawful: Okay, here’s one that you won’t be able to answer logically. How can you fly?
Super Koopa: Our capes catch the wind around us, and we more or less glide through the air.
Fawful: Gaah! Why did I get the most boring Super Koopa ever?!
Super Koopa: Actually, we’re all like this. We seem like we have superpowers because we are Koopas bred to be the best in every area. Extreme smartness is one of them.
Fawful: Ha! You said smartness, that isn’t a word!
Fawful (the official one): Why of do-ness you should wear shoes. They could you weigh down like the weight of my beany mustardy wrath!
S. Koopa: One of the bad genes we inherit from this breeding is some unbearable sweating, which is focused on our feet. If I took my shoes off, everyone in this room would pass out, including me!
Boom: (Yay, I made an appearance!) Seat 53.
Kent C. Koopa: If you’re bred to be the best Koopas can be, then why are you weaker than Iggy? He’s a wimp.
Iggy: I agree… Wait… Hey!
S. Koopa: We wanted strength and speed, not defense. Mario can easily kill us!
Fawful: Seat 4
Punchinello: (Heh heh, that sounded like C4.) Where’d you get that cape?
S. Koopa: A Feather. Some special Super Koopas with a shining cape have a partially attached Feather, so they usually end up losing it when hit, but the shining cape also is protection. They then turn into Shelless Koopas, without the cape.
Boom: (Heh heh, I got two lines.) I will now go on a rampage and shoot everyone in my close vicinity with my nuclear cannon.
Fawful: Wha-
(BOOM!)
Lemmy: Huh? Why ar-
(BOOM!)
Expensive Interview Studio: I can’t believe Fawful was able to afford me…
(BOOM!)
S. Koopa: End transmission!
(BOOM!)
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