YTtF: I'm bored.
Phantos67: Me too.
YTtF: Dimentio, take us to some random place and bring an interviewee.
Dimentio: Sure thing!
Phantos67: While you’re at it, bring me a pizza.
(Dimentio winks at Chef Guy, who hands him a freshly made pizza.)
Dimentio: Here you go, Phantos.
(Dimentio warps the two crews to the Flower Fields.)
Dimentio: And here you go, YTtF.
YTtF: What about the interviewee?
Dimentio: Oh yeah.
(Dimentio warps away and is back momentarily with someone who kind of resembles Luigi.)
Phantos67: Ah, your Mario's brother, right?
Mr. L: No longer shall I be forgotten only to be named "Mario's brother". I am Mr. L!
Phantos67: Whatevar.
Wacko: Here we go with that E V A R thing again.
Phantos67: ... That was the Interview with Fireball.
Wacko: Yeah, I know.
Phantos67: Whatevar. Thud and G Bloop! You have been chosen to represent the Phantos67 crew.
Thud and G Bloop: What's that mean?
Phantos67: You’re interviewing along with Kollin and that jester of there’s.
Kollin: K then. So, Mr. L, the question that bugs us the most is... do you remember Luigi? And does Luigi remember you?
Mr. L: The answer to both of those questions is not at first. However after the Super Dimentio incident we suddenly knew about each other's existences.
Thud: HOW U LIKE BEING A SUPERVILLAIN?
Mr. L: Well, it made me feel important for once. I've always been forgotten, but I love being a supervillain! I feel like I have power!
Dimentio: So, how-
Mr. L: MUST DESTROY!!!
Dimentio: EEP!!!
(Mr. L lunges at Dimentio, but is stopped by YTtF.)
YTtF: AW COME ON, WE'RE NOT EVEN ON THE AUDIENCE QUESTIONS AND PEOPLE ARE ALREADY KILLING EACH OTHER! AT LEAST PUT UP WITH HIM UNTIL THE END OF THIS INTERVIEW!
Mr. L: Grrr... Fine.
Dimentio: So, how did you get your suit?
Mr. L: Mimi made it for me.
G Bloop: Are you, like, totally obsessed or something?
Mr. L: What ya mean?
G Bloop: Like, you drink Shroomshakes more than anybody I know.
Mr. L: They keep my health up, and they taste good!
Phantos67: Mushrooms taste okay, but a shake? Bleh...
Kollin: How do you change between forms?
Mr. L: Phonebooths.
(He jumps into a phonebooth and comes out as Luigi. Then he does it again.)
Phantos67: Coyping Superman, I see.
Mr. L: No, HE copied me!
Thud: EVER WANT TO APPEAR IN GAME AGAIN?
Mr. L: Yeah, I think I could beat Mario if somebody would hire me.
Wigit: You were more of a "one time" thing.
Mr. L: You’re one to talk.
Wigit: Hey, I appeared in TWO games, Super Mario Bros. 2 and Partners in Time, so I beat you! HA!
Mr. L: When is this baby gunna leave?
Phantos67: He's part of my crew. You’re diggin’ your grave, green bean.
Mr. L: Hey! That's green bean with a mask to you!
Phantos67: Whatevar.
Dimentio: Since you didn't know about Luigi at that time, where did the L come from?
Mr. L: I saw the L on my original Luigi hat. That's about it, I thought it'd be cool, so I used it.
G Bloop: Ok, it's like audience question time now, so let's, like, get it going.
Phantos67: I've noticed you've started using the word "like" a lot, and "totally" as well. What's up?
G Bloop: I do have a personal life, you know.
Wacko: You have a-
G Bloop: Don't start, Wacko.
Thud: SEAT I LIKE THUD!
Mr. Thwomp: DO YOU LIKE BROBOTS?
Mr. L: Well, at first I did. But since they failed, no. Brobot L-Type was my favorite, though.
Kollin: Seat KOOPA!
Anthony S. Koopa: Why-
(Before he's finished he's punted off the stage by YTtF. However, a piece of paper falls from the sky.)
Mr. L: "How did you have so many Shroom Shakes?" Hmmm...
(He writes something on a piece of paper, then sends it to the skies in the form of a paper airplane, towards Anthony.)
Anthony: "Magic"... That's a lame answer!
G Bloop: Thud call another seat, I don't want to.
Thud: SEAT QUIZ THWOMP!
Phantos67: ... You've called two Thwomps already.
Thud: THUD LIKE THWOMPS.
Quiz Thwomp: I LIKE YOU ALSO, IF I KNEW YOUR NAME I'D LIKE YOU MORE.
Thud: YOU DON'T NO THUD'S NAME?
(Thud tries to squash Quiz Thwomp, but it doesn't work.)
Quiz Thwomp: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARIO?
Phantos67: This should be interesting...
Mr. L: I hate him for the most part.
Dimentio: Or maybe not so much. Seat PUREHEART!
Luvbi: Why did Brobot L-Type have less HP than Brobot?
Mr. L: We were low on memory upgrades so we had to sacrifice the HP in favor of the upgrades.
Thud: SEAT THWOMP FROM PYRAMID!
Phantos67: ...
Mummy Thwomp: ARE YOU SCARED OF ANYTHING? I MEAN, LUIGI IS A SCAREDY CAT, SO ARE YOU AS WELL?
Mr. L: No, this costume boosted my ego, but when I went back to being normal Luigi, I was scared all the time again.
Dimentio: Seat BLUE!
Kooper: What do you do now?
Mr. L: I mostly spend my days as an anti-hero who travels across Plit.
(A lightbulb emoticon appears over G Bloop’s head.)
G Bloop: I have an idea!
Phantos67: Hints, the emoticon narration above your line.
(The fourth wall breaks.)
G Bloop: Seat B.L.U.E!
Blue: Do you like Mike Myers and Oscar Myers?
Mr. L: Oscar, but not Mike.
Blue: Yay! DIE!!!
Mr. L: Wait!
(Mr. L punches Dimentio in the face.)
Mr. L: Ok, go ahead.
(Bleu kills Mr. L, then Thud squashes him.)
Phantos67: Another happy ending! *wipes tear*
Thud: DUH DUH DAT’S ALL, FOLKS!
YTtF: Yup.
G Bloop: END TRANSMISSION!
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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