(Phantos67 disappears.)
YTtF: Where'd he go?!
(Phantos67 reappears.)
Phantos67: Sorry, just did another Interview with Fawful Koopa.
YTtF: But that was only two seconds.
Phantos67: I warped back two seconds from when I disappeared!
(Now we go to the Interview Phantos67 did in between those "two seconds". Actually we start at Fawful Koopa's interviewing studio...)
Fawful koopa: I finally got this place explosion-proofed so no one can blow it up!
Phantos67: AAAAUUUGHHH!!!
KAPOW!!! Phantos67: Phew, that wall was HARD! Fawful Koopa: ... Phantos67: Hi. Fawful koopa: What are you doing here? Phanos67: I felt like doing an Interview with you. Fawful: Okay. Sorry, General Guy, but Phantos has already done you. G. Guy: Aw... Fawful: Okay, who wants to be the interviewee? Fawful looks at the audience. It is full of cobwebs. Fawful: Roncor, you're gonna be the interviewee. Yes! Author's Note: He's Fawful's narrator. Phantos67: Well Roncor, what's your name? Roncor: ... Roncor. Phantos67: Oh. Ok, so what's it like being a Cleft? Roncor: Is that the best you can come up with? Phantos67: Geez. Ok, here's a good one: What are the names of your relatives? Roncor: Well, there's Bald Cleft, Hyper Cleft, Hyper Bald Cleft, Iron Cleft, Moon Cleft, and then there's just plain old Cleft. Phantos67: Cool. Fawful: What is your weakness? Roncor: We're vulnerable to Yoshi's gulps and bombs exploding on us. Pow Blocks will also hurt us a whole lot. Fawful: ... And why is this? Roncor: We're practically invincible if our feet are on the ground. We draw power from the ground. All of the things I listed earlier blow us off the ground. Phantos67: How come your color changed slightly from game to game? Roncor: When we were in certain locations, some of the dust would coat us, or we'd be in the dark so long it would slightly tint our color. Phantos67: But... you’re a rock. Sunlight doesn't affect you guys. Roncor: It does slightly if we stay in the dark or the sun long enough. Fawful: Are you a good worker? Roncor: Yes! As long as our feet touch the ground we get limitless energy! Fawful: Good. When this is finished, you're going to fix my wall. Roncor: ... Phantos67: Would you say you like your attacks and self? Roncor: Yeah, being a Cleft is pretty cool. You’re almost completely invincible, the only bad thing is that Clefts are relatively short. Phantos67: Since that wasn't a really good question, here is one. Are you related to Buzzy Beetles and those Dry Bones things from Super Mario World? Roncor: Not really. We kind of resemble them, but no. We have two legs, they walk on all fours. Fawful: Where do you naturally live? Roncor: We live on Mt. Rugged, and we also inhabit Twilight Trail. A few Hyper Clefts live in Gusty Gulch, too. Our other main habitats are on the moon, and in places such as the Linelands or the Craglands. Fawful: So you mean, dry places? Roncor: Pretty much. Phantos67: Do you think Spinies are kind of like you? They have spikes and are pretty much invincible. Roncor: NO WAY! We are WAY better than them. Just take a shell and throw it at them, they die. They're wimps. Fawful: What does a Cleft normally eat? Roncor: We don't need to eat. Fawful: Hmm... I wonder why all we're doing is talking? Roncor: Actually, we're doing way more. Currently we are randomly in outer space. I'm just forgetting to narrate, halting the flow of time and making this entire Interview last two seconds! Phantos67: You'd do that for me? Thanks! Roncor: It's not for you. Phantos67: Why thank you! Boom: Idiot. Phantos67: Oh yeah?! Well you’re the idiot! Boom: B’bye! (Boom blasts Phantos67 through the wall again and he ends up with YTtF at the beginning of the show.) Fawful: Roncor, get busy! (I hate it when I'm forced to do these things.) Fawful: Wait... We're still in outer space... Boom: End transmission. (Transmission ended) Whoops! You're not logged in!
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