Lemmy: Ok, Labelle’s Twin. You’re interviewing Francis.
Labelle’s Twin: You’re not serious, right?
(Labelle’s Twin has a nervous look on her face.)
Lemmy: Do you think I’m kidding?
Labelle’s Twin: Please be!
Lemmy: Sorry!
(Lemmy walks away.)
Labelle’s Twin: Could you get my partner to do it?!
(Lemmy turns around and faces her.)
Lemmy: Nintendo Fan already interviewed him. Show starts in less than five minutes. You better get ready.
Labelle’s Twin: (Great…)
(Lemmy walks away again.)
A few moments later...
Labelle’s Twin: Welcome, everyone, to another Interview! I asked friends, cousins, and other family members to vote on whom I shall be interviewing today! Sadly, the winner was Francis.
Francis: Hey!
Labelle’s Twin: What? I don’t wanna be interviewing you, that’s all.
Francis: Ohh… Hey!
Labelle’s Twin: Ok, bub. That’s starting to annoy me now.
Francis: He-
Labelle’s Twin: You complete that word and I will beat you up until you start to cry.
Francis: Fair enough.
Labelle’s Twin: Ok, ready for the questions?
Francis: Yeah, I hope these questions are hi-tech-
Labelle’s Twin: Save it dude, now tell us about yourself.
Francis: Ok! I am a chameleon who serves as the main boss in chapter three in the game Super Paper Mario. I like watching Anime, collecting and playing video games, cats, and “hot babes”.
Labelle’s Twin: Good answer. Next question, why do you have the habit of saying “hi-technicaaaaal!”?
Francis: Well, I actually say that when I believe something is either cool, awesome, or “schweet”.
Labelle’s Twin: That reminds me, during the game, when you were confronted by Princess Peach, how did you feel?
Francis: At first I was shocked by her barging inside my “pad”, but since I was TOO shy, I decided to try out my new dating sim entitled “Swoon.exe”, and then I started liking her.
Labelle’s Twin: Why did you call Tippi “Francine”?
Francis: Because I like that name… : )
Labelle’s Twin: Uhuh. Sure. What are your stats?
Francis: My Max HP is 40, attack is 1, and my defence is 0, which stinks.
Labelle’s Twin: Deal with it. Ok, audience questions time, which personally is my favorite part because I get to chill, and listen and-
(Francis snaps his fingers at Labelle’s Twin’s face.)
Labelle’s Twin: Whoops! Sorry, seat 55!
Meowbot: Why do you like us cats, Master?
Francis: ‘Cause you guys are cute and fuzzy… and you guys are really cheap on eBay!
Labelle’s Twin: Seat 33!
Luigi: Who do you like better, Peach or Daisy?
Francis: Neither, my heart belongs to Francine.
Labelle’s Twin: Seat 91!
Iggy: What is your username on digibutter.nerr?
Francis: LadiesMagnet01!
Iggy: Cool! I’m BetterLookingTwin2002!
Francis: Schweet!
Labelle’s Twin: Well, that’s all the time we have now! Don’t forget to watch my next Interview! Bye!
Cameraman: And we’re out!
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