Labelle’s Twin: Welcome, everyone, to my first Interview! I, Labelle’s Twin, will be interviewing two characters from the Mario World! Please welcome… Princess Peach and Bowser!
(Peach walks in angrily while Bowser comes in staring at Peach with hearts on the top of his head.)
Labelle’s Twin: Hey guys, how are ya doing?
Peach: Horrible…
Bowser: Feeling awesome!
(The audience laughs.)
Peach: I refuse to be interviewed with Bowser next to me…
Labelle’s Twin: Sorry honey… The tourists voted… and, well, you guys were the winners of my poll!
Peach: Whatever… Just make it quick so I can get away from pretty boy here…
Bowser: Hey!
(The audience laughs for the second time, but even harder and louder...)
Labelle’s Twin: Anyway… Let’s get on to business… Question one! Peach, when you have been kidnapped, what does Bowser do to protect you from escaping or Mario saving you?
Peach: Lots… He does different things every time I’ve been kidnapped. Sometimes he has Koopa Troopas outside the bedroom door he locks me in... Sometimes he asks his Koopaling children to check up on me when he’s at work, but there are a few Kooopalings that have treated me very well. They feed me when I am hungry, or they play with me inside the room. And those Koopalings’ hearts are equal to the nicest Toads in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Audience and Toads: Awwww…
Labelle’s Twin: Aww… That’s so sweet of them!
Bowser: WHAT ARE THE KOOPALINGS’ NAMES?! ONCE I FIND OUT, THEY’LL BE SENT TO THE DUNGEON!
Labelle’s Twin: Okayyy… Question two! Bowser, do you treat Peach badly?
Bowser: No- Of course not!
(An anime sweatdrop comes out of his head.)
Peach: Riiight… Your Koopaling children treat me way better than you do!
Labelle’s Twin: Guys!!! Settle down!!!
(Both characters get their grip and settle down.)
Labelle’s Twin: Sheesh… Question three! Peach, all the time Bowser has kidnapped you, have you always been rescued by Mario or Luigi?
Peach: Yes, without them, I would be stuck in Bowser’s Castle for a very long period of time… But once I had to rescue them in “Super Princess Peach” for DS.
Labelle’s Twin: Okay, good. The studio audience may now ask questions! Seat 1!
Nintendo Fan: Do you guys get along well in the castle?
Bowser and Peach: No!
Nintendo Fan: Dang! If you were a little louder, I would have gone deaf!
Labelle’s Twin: Seat 23!
Yoshi: Peach, who cook better? Bowser or kids?
Peach: Uhhh… Kids…
Labelle’s Twin: Seat 69!
Mario: Do you hate me when Bowser kidnaps you and I let you down?
Peach: No, but if you don’t save me, probably yes…
Bowser: Hey people! I’m still here, you know! Any questions for me?!
Audience: No…
Gombella: Yes!
Labelle’s Twin: Ok, then this is our last person to ask a question! Seat 99!
Gombella: Bowser, I need your real answer here. Do you like or love Princess Peach?
Labelle’s Twin: Oh boy… No love quest-
Bowser: Neither!
Labelle’s Twin: Oh good!
Gombella: Then why do you capture her?
Lemmy Koopa: No double questions! But this time I accept… (~_~)
Bowser: Okay fine, I-
Cameraman: And we’re out!
Gombella: Aww man!
Bowser: (Pheww…)
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