Nintendo Fan: Welcome to my Interview show! Fawful and I will be interviewing Goombella from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door today.
Fawful: Hm… I am not in the knowingness of this…“Goombella” being.
NF: You’ll see what she looks like. Be careful, though. She may be a sassy-pants on you.
Fawful: Hmph.
(Goombella comes onstage and sits on the interviewee chair. Nintendo Fan develops a sweatdrop.)
NF: Um… Very… nice.
Fawful: THAT’S the Goombella being?! Hahahahaha! I am in the moodiness of laughing with FURY!
Goombella: What up with that guy? I think I know him from a game somewhere…
NF: It’ll probably occur to you soon. Okay. What would you want to be in the future someday?
Goombella: I’d like to be an archaeologist who searches for treasure and artifacts, like Kolorado for example.
Kolorado: That rocks, boy!
Goombella: I’m a girl!
Kolorado: Um, I mean, ma’am.
Goombella: Much better. Get on with the next question!
NF: FAWFUL! Pay… ATTENTION!
Fawful: Ugh… What games did you appear in?
Goombella: I only appeared in one game, which is PM:TTYD.
NF: Why join Mario’s party?
Goombella: I joined Mario’s party because he saved my life from that freak Lord Crump or something.
Lord Crump (from audience): I heard that!
Goombella: Shaddup!
Fawful: Say I HAVE FURY! Say it!
Goombella: It.
Fawful: *_* (Why does everybody do that…)
NF: Oookaaayyy… That was completely random. What’s your most frequently used attack?
Goombella: The tattle or headbonk.
NF: You can only choose one.
Goombella: (Argh… It’s so hard to choose…) I’ll take the tattle.
Fawful: Do you have any relatives?
Goombella: Yesss… Goombario is my cousin and we both have the same attacks.
NF: (singsong) Audience tiiiiime! Seat PARTYHATDUPLIGHOST.
Doopliss: Why do you wear that tie around your neck, Slick?
Goombella: This tie is very special to me, it’s almost like a lucky handkerchief!
Fawful: Seat SMARTKOOPA.
Ludwig: What town do you live in?
Goombella: I guess I would have to say Rogueport. Ugh, you should’ve seen the place. It’s so ugly and very y’know… uncomfortable I’d say.
NF: *shudder* Is Rogueport really like that? I would rather live somewhere else!
Goombella: (… And you’re wasting my TIME here!) Since it’s my home, I couldn’t live anywhere else.
NF: Seat CHANGINGOUTFITSWHENEVERIAPPEAREVERYFIVEMINUTES! Woah… Longest… seat name… EVER!
Mimi: Out of all seven of Mario’s party members, who do you like best?
Goombella: I think I like Vivian. She’s cute and really nice… (Heh… She IS nice…)
Fawful: That’s the time we have today!
NF: I will be interviewing Kooper for my next Interview, goodbye!
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