James: Hello, and welcome to-
Larry: Lemmy’s Interview Show!!!
James: You are not Lemmy-
Morton: Lemmy’s Interview Show!!!
Blue: You aren’t Lemmy either...
Ymmel: Ymmel’s Weivretni wohs!!!
Spiker: Lemmy... talking into a mirror?
Lemmy: Yep, Lemmy’s Interview Show!!!
James: That’s MUCH better... And today, since SOME YOSHI ate my cards...
Blue: Sorry...
James: I will now continue to use the newest way of picking interviewees, my Interview Dice!!!
(James throws the dice and it picks _______)
James: Awwwww man!
Blue: How could you, magic dice?!
Spiker: Pick anyone else but... Princess Peach!!!
(Peach comes into the room with 8 Toads carrying her.)
Peach: I’m heeeere!
James: I guess if the magic dice say so...
Blue: I hate you.
Peach: GO GET ME A SANDWICH!!!
Blue: You heard the lady. Spiker, get her a sandwich.
Spiker: No! Now question 1, how are you the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom?
Peach: Well, my ancestors pass it on to every child they have, and I had many brothers and sisters waiting to take the line, but my parents picked me to rule the throne!
Toad: Liar!!! She was the last in line! She deported each of her siblings to the Real World!
Peach: SHUT UP, TOAD!!!
James: Wow, evil. Anyway, question 2, is it true that you hate Daisy?
Peach: Of course not! I have always respected-
Daisy: Hey Peach!
Peach: GO JUMP IN A LAKE, HAGGY!!! NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!
Daisy: That’s not true! Everyone likes me!
Audience: Yeah...
(Hearts come out of their eyes.)
Daisy: Aww, come on guys!
James: Sorry Daisy, everyone here likes you. Anyway Peach, question 2! In Super Mario Bros, how come all you did was give Mario a kiss? If I was him, I would charge a kingdom, otherwise say hello to Bowser and lava!
Peach: What else should I give him? I didn’t have anything else, just my crown and a kiss for him, which was disgusting!
Blue: You deserved it, haggy!
Peach: FOR THAT, MASSAGE MY FEET!!!
Blue: You heard her-
Spiker: Blue-
James: Massage her feet!
Blue: Hey! You guys turned the tables on me!
James: Yeah, you don’t have to, you usually beat up someone for that.
Blue: You mean if they like Mike Myers.
Peach: I love him... He’s my hero...
Blue: *demonic voice* I’LL KILL YOU LATER... For now, answer my next question! What games did you appear in?
Peach: Almost every game that Mario was in. If I don’t agree to fake-love him, Nintendo will replace me with Daisy!
James, Blue, and Spiker: You deserve that...
Peach: Shut up! Now ask me another question before I force you to become my Toads!!!
James: Can’t think of another snappy comment...
Blue: Me neither. Audience question time! SEAT PRINCESS’LITTLEHELPER!!!
Toad: Do you Like me?
Peach: Well, I appreciate what you do, but if you mean you, then no.
Toad: Awwwwwww...
Spiker: SEAT MONKEYTHATISSMALL!!!
Ukiki: How come in Smash Bros Brawl, you can use your peach sleepy move?
Peach: Well, I was allowed to pick my own move, so I decided to find my best attack from any Mario game, and so, I used the peaches attack!
James: SEAT 999,999,999,999,999.8.
Last Goomba: Me and Yellow sit in the same spot?! Anyway, in the Mario sports, how come you have a different hairstyle?
Peach: I’m not going to let my normal hairstyle get ruined! So I changed it to a hairstyle that would still look good on me.
Blue: Like any hairstyle would look good on you.
Peach: You... are going to... pay...
Spiker: Back off, haggy!
Peach: You too, Bowser follower!
James: Harsh. I think that’s all the time for my Interview-
Peach: Wahh!!!!
(Mario and everyone in the Mushroom Army barges into the studio.)
Mario: What’s wrong?
Peach: They... agreed for one of them to become my Toad for a week... but they are being mean!
James: Ooh... This does not look good...
Mario: You big meanies! Keep your promise! Or me and the army are going to beat you guys up!
James: Ummm... Who to give up...
Spiker: *cough cough choke (blue) cough...*
James: Okay, Blue it is then,
Blue: You guys are going to pay...
Peach: Great! He’ll make a great Toad!
Blue: I’m not coming! I’ll run!
(Blue runs into a cage.)
Mario: Great! Let’s go!
(Mario, Peach, and the Mushroom Army leave.)
James: Who is going to act as Blue?
???: I will!!!
(A light blue Yoshi pops out of nowhere.)
Light Blue: Hi guys! You guys need a girl to be around you, I’ll volunteer!
Spiker: Hmm... Maybe we need a girl, ratings will go up.
James: She’ll do. After all, Blue is going to be busy for a while...
Spiker: So, should we, like, end transmission?
James: Maaaybe...
Light Blue: You Idiots... END TRANSMISSION!!!
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