Blue: Beats me, maybe he’s at Dark Koopa’s Interview.
James: Greeeat... Dark Koopa is stealing Lemmy, but then again... Lemmy was annoying, so he can have Lemmy. Anyway, my Interview cards are lost, so I’ll use my Interview dice!
(James rolls a die and it shows a picture of a Magikoopa.)
Spiker: Nice, where did you get the dice?
James: Lemmy’s Castle, inside his office desk.
Spiker: So, where is Magikoopa?
James: I’ll get him, let me use my awesome teleportation wand!
(James pulls out a dark black wand and makes it glow.)
James: Okay, he should be coming any second.
Meanwhile...
Magikoopa: I always loved you, Cindy, please don’t break up with me!
Cindy Koopa: If that’s true, don’t you dare leave me ever again!
Magikoopa: I promise!
(The Magikoopa disappears from the random girl Koopa.)
Cindy: We’re through...
Back at James’s castle...
Magikoopa: What?! Where am I?!
James: You’re at my Interview show! And I don’t know how to answer the "what?!" thing, so I’ll say Bingo.
Blue: What?
Spiker: What?
Magikoopa: What?!
James: Bingo, now let’s start this interview! Question 1! What are you?
Magikoopa: I am a Koopa in a blue robe with a wizard hat, and I have a magic wand. Now tell me why I was-
James: Silence!
Blue: Question 2, what games did you appear in?
Magikoopa: I appeared in Mario Galaxy, the Mario Party series, Super Mario World, Mario 64, Paper Mario, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door-
James: Okay, I understand, you were in a lot of games
Blue: But what if the audience wants to know all the games?
Audience: We want to know all the games!!!
James: They don’t, they hate me, but if you guys want to know, try looking in Lemmy’s Photos for his picture history.
Spiker: Nice. Question 3! What are your attacks?
Magikoopa: I can shoot shapes at people, revive dead Koopas into Dry Bones, and turn people big/
James: Cool. Question 4, is there a ranking system for Magikoopas?
Magikoopa: Well, in Paper Mario, you could be red, green, white, gray, or yellow, but if you had a better rank, you could become a blue Magikoopa.
James: What's the difference?
Magikoopa: Well, all other colors besides blue can use one spell they pick, but a blue Magikoopa can use all the spells.
James: I think-
Blue: You KNOW!
James: I know it’s time for audience questions. SEAT MOSTCOMMONBADDIEONPLIT!!!
Magikoopa: Well, we really work for Bowser, but I heard that if you work for Kammy in the future, she is going to make you wear purple robes. But I work for Kamek, he is so much smarter.
Kammy: Says you!
Magikoopa: At least he has more powers than summoning blocks
Kammy: Hmmp!
James: SEAT 999,999,999,999,999.9.
Yellow: I thought I would get a better number than Dark Koopa’s seat! And how did I get a point nine in my seat?
James: Ask a question!
Yellow: Okay... In Super Mario World, how come you guys didn’t use your magic to become bigger?
Magikoopa: Well, we didn't have a need for it. If we used it, Mario would have just knocked us down even more easily.
James: He was trying to see if you could dodge it, he wasn’t trying to kill you.
Spiker: Say, what happened to Last Goomba?
James: Took a break from last time’s Interview, duuuuuuuh!
Spiker: Hating this!
Blue: Anyway, END TRANSMISSION!!!
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