Fawful: This here is my 20th Interview, so, to make it special, I’m going to interview the guy who airs this show on Lemmy’s Land. Everyone give it up for Lemmy Koopa!
Cricket: *chirp, chirp*
Lemmy: Everyone who cheers gets a Koopaling vote!
Audience: Yay! Hooray! Woohoo!
Fawful: Yay! Ho-
Lemmy: Unless your name is Fawful.
Fawful (official): Aw…
Fawful (unofficial): Lemmy, why do you like ice?
Lemmy: When I was born, there were sub-zero temperatures outside, And, let’s just say Clawdia didn’t make it to the hospital on time… Then my body developed a resistance to cold, and I started to love ice.
Fawful: Why’d you create Lemmy’s Land?
Lemmy: Mario gets too much credit. I wanted to make sure that I and the other Koopalings get some too, and to show Mario from a different angle. Also I stole the idea from Wendy.
Fawful: Cool, now how are you and Iggy twins if Roy is older than Iggy and you’re older than Roy?
Lemmy: Iggy and I are twins, and are both older than Roy, But Roy, being the bigger one, pounded on Iggy everyday until he got Sky Land. He felt threatened by the giants, who were even bigger than him.
Fawful: What’s your favorite food?
Lemmy: Frozen peas…
Fawful: Audience questions! Seat IMADOOFUS. Wait, HEY!
Roy: Heh heh.
Fawful: Scratch that. Seat, STUPIDANDFAT.
Roy: HEY! Anyway Lemmy, why do you walk on a ball?
Lemmy: I learned to do it before I learned to walk, and I decided I didn’t need to walk. After that, my walking skills went down to zero and I was forced to walk on the ball.
Roy: Why are you so short?
Lemmy: I was born with a rare birth defect due to sub-zero temperatures outside.
Fawful: ROY! You aren’t supposed to ask two questions!
Roy: Oh, and-
Fawful: ROY!!!
Roy: (Meep.)
Fawful: Why is your hair rainbow?
Lemmy: Hairdye.
Fawful: And why don’t you get beat up by Roy? You’re smaller than Iggy.
Lemmy: I have Lemmy’s Land. If Roy pounded on me then I’d tell the whole world his innermost secrets.
Fawful: Where’d you learn those?
Lemmy: He has a diary.
Roy: HEY!
Fawful: What are your attacks?
Lemmy: I can shoot energy rings with my wand, and I can throw balls at Mario.
Fawful: Why’d you ever think you stood a chance against Mario?
Lemmy: Well, I thought that since I (on my ball) was taller than Mario could jump, I would be invincible. I didn’t realize that jumping on my balls would carry him up.
Fawful: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lemmy: What?
Fawful: It’s an inside joke.
Lemmy: Seat PINKJESTER.
Grate Guy: What are your magic capabilities?
Lemmy: I can shoot energy rings and freeze people. Though the freezing is completely useless now that I have a Freeze Gun.
Fawful: Seat YELLOWJESTER.
Knife Guy: Why didn’t you freeze Mario in battle, then?
Lemmy: It wasn’t my wand I was using, it was the King of Ice Land’s.
Fawful: I guess it’s time to end this… Bye!
Roy: HEY, I never got to pummel you!
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