Last Goomba: Okay, let’s move on to question 3, how are you so big?
Goomboss: Well, the winner of the tournaments gets to become bigger than most Goombas, and Bowser made me extra big so I could fight Mario in Paper Mario.
Last Goomba: Okay, now it’s time for... THE BIG QUESTION!!!
Goomboss: That’s big, all right.
Last Goomba: Who are you?
Goomboss: HOW DARE YOU?! Aren’t you copying James’s first Interview?
Last Goomba: Maaaaaybe... Here is the real question, how did you trap Mario in his room in Mario 64 DS?
Goomboss: It wasn’t hard, I took some cheese and put it in the room, Mario walked in and I locked him in there.
Last Goomba: Wow, Bowser should take your advice.
Bowser: Shut up!
Last Goomba: Hmmm... Time for audience questions! SEAT BROTHEROFFAMOUSKOOPA!!!
Goomboss: Bowser tried to give all Goomba Kings a difference from normal Goombas, so he gave me a red- and white-striped suit, a crown, and a mustache.
Last Goomba: SEAT INVENTOROFEVRYTHING!!!
Al Gore: I invented: is it possible for a Goomba to have arms? :Question!
Goomboss: With the power of science, in a few years.
Last Goomba: SEAT B.L.U.E!!!
Light Blue: Do you Like Oscar Myers?
Goomboss: Yeah, why not?
Light Blue: Yes! DEATH!!!!
(Light Blue beats Goomboss to a pulp that is bloody.)
Last Goomba: This seems like a parody of James’s Interviews!
Big Al: Hi hi hi!
Remoh: Hod!
Small Bird: This show wasn’t brought to you by the letter Q!
Last Goomba: Who was Remoh?
Remoh: Spell what I said and my name backwards.
Last Goomba: Oh, homer, I get it!
(Meanwhile, after James’s visit to Phantos67’s Interview, the gang walk into a mustang and drive back to their Interview castle.)
James: I can’t believe I wasn’t seat 1!
Blue: It happened, and stop whining. We already hit traffic, so it’s time for a song!
James: There is nothing more annoying than traffic, so don’t try it.
Blue: Oh really? Hit it, Spiker!
Spiker and Blue: (singing to the tune of She’ll Be Coming Around the Mountain) We’ll be sittin’ in traffic all day looong! We’ll be sittin’ in traffic all day looong!!! We ain’t in a hurry, James is lookin’ surly, we’ll be sittin’ in traffic all day looong!!!
James: I sit corrected... Hey, is that Dark Koopa over on the other side of the street?
Blue: Where? I can’t see!
James: Ahahaha! I lied! Like Dark Koopa would ever be in traffic...
Spiker: Yeah, he’s too good for us...
James: Nahh, I’ve seen his Interviews, he lives in a sewer. How is that better than us? Blue lives in a hut, Spiker lives in an army base, and I live in my own castle
Spiker: True... When will this traffic clear up?
James: I heard on my cell phone, it will take two hours.
Spiker: Arrgh! Who started it anyway?
(Mario runs past the gang away from cops.)
Cop 1: Mario, get back here!
Cop 2: You caused all this by singing about cheese in the middle of the road! You are going to clean it!
Mario: But it won’t give me any cheese!!!
James: Oh my... I didn’t see that coming... -_-’
Spiker: Well, I was saving this teleport stone for some other time, but I guess now would work.
(Spiker throws the stone at the ground, which teleports the gang back to Castle James.)
James: What on Plit happened here?
Last Goomba: T-t-too much stress f-f-f-for me! You can do your Interviews with each other, I’m going back to being the sideline dude.
Blue: Well, I suppose everything is back to normal. END TRANSMISSION!!!
James: But wait-
TRANSMISSION ENDED, NOW STOP READING THIS!
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