Fawful koopa: Who’s Mario the hobo?
MtH: I’m a plumber from Brooklyn who got sucked into the Mushroom Kingdom and whose name just happens to be Mario. I’m not the real Mario, just a hobo plumber.
Fawful koopa: This is your first Interview, am I correct?
MtH: No… This is my first submission too.
Fawful koopa: Let me lead you through this. Everyone, welcome Wario!
(Wario enters, Wario farts. Everyone in the room faints.)
Fawful koopa: Déjà vu.
MtH: Who the @#$%^ are you? Are you a @#$%^ Mario ripoff? I hate any Mario ripoff who’s not me.
Wario: I am Mario’s old rival from plumber school. I am not a ripoff of him. I would not want to be a ripoff of someone so dumb.
Mario: CHEESE!
MtH: Gr…
Fawful: Why are you so greedy?
Wario: Well, I was born in a hospital made out of gold (don’t ask me why), and I’ve loved gold ever since.
MtH: Why are you so fat?
Wario: The same reason as the real Mario. I love pasta more than the real Mario and henceforth, I’m fatter than him.
Fawful koopa: Why did you steal Goodstyle in Wario: Master of Disguise?
Wario: I wanted to steal the spotlight as the master thief on Count Cannoli’s show.
MtH: Are we almost out of time, Fawful koopa?
Fawful koopa: Not even close… I usually aim for five to ten questions, or as a solid number, seven.
MtH: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) Okay. Wario, you win ten cents if you answer this question correctly.
Wario: This is a gameshow?
MtH: What is a great habit for you?
Wario: (I’m serious. Believe me.) I fart too much.
Mth: o_0 Errr… Wrong?
Fawful: Why is your favorite color yellow?
Wario: I’m a big Meta Knight fan, and his sword is yellow, so, henceforth, I wear yellow.
Fawful: Why not wear blue clothes?
Wario: Yellow is also the color of gold coins…
MtH: What-
Wario: How much are we aiming for?!
MtH: What do you mean?
Wario: The MONEY!
MtH: …
Wario: TELL ME NOW!
MtH: We have to finish this Interview! (One question left before I get out of this ditch.)
Fawful: I heard that! Now you must ask the question as punishment!
MtH: I was gonna any-
Fawful: Silence! I’ll hear no more from you after you ask.
MtH: But-
Fawful: No buts (heh heh, I said buts). DO IT NOW!
MtH: (@#$%^.) Ok Wario, last question. How did you get your name?
Wario: It’s from a Japanese word meaning “bad” and the name Mario. I’m literally named “Bad Mario”
MtH: Will you join my crew? All you have to do is sit in that corner until I call you (like if an angry mob is chasing me). Then you have to fart.
Wario: Okay, but you have to pay me…
MtH: Okay (in imaginary dollars, that is).
Fawful: End Transmission!
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