Phantos67: Ok, so let's do an Interview by ourselves.
Wacko: Woah! Where are we? We were just with YTtF and his crew.
Phantos67: Warped us back home for a little bit.
Wacko: Did you say single Interview?
Phantos67: Yeah.
Wacko: HIP HIP HOORAY!
(CRASH!)
Wacko: Is it just me, or did a Paratroopa just crash through our studio wall?
Phantos67: You mean, you saw it too?
Wacko: Yup.
Phantos67: WHO GOES THERE?
Fawful koopa: Ummm... Me? I heard you were interviewing Beanie, and since I hate him, I came to watch you sic Thud on him for no apparent reason.
Phantos67: Who said anything about interviewing Beanie? Wait. aren't you Fawful Koopa?
Fawful: How'd you know that? Our cameraman usually leaves the cover on!
Phantos67: I'm wise.
(Wacko bursts out laughing.)
Phantos67: ... Perhaps you need a drink of water.
Wacko: HAHAHA, I think I do. HAHAHAHA! WISE! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!
Phantos67: ... THUD!
(Thud crushes Wacko.)
Fafwul: Is Wacko on caffeine or is he always like that? Either way, it's fun messing with him.
(Fawful holds a sugar cube in front of Wacko's mouth.)
Phantos67: He's always been kinda wild.
Fawful: Oh.
Beanie: INTERVIEW ME!
Phantos67: So Beanie, what games do you appear in?
Beanie: Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga.
Phantos67: Did you like it in the BeanBean Kingdom?
Beanie: Nice climate there, so yeah.
Fawful: What's your relation to the Gold Beanie? I don't hate those, as they give me a free Spike Shield Badge if I don't hurt them.
Beanie: A Gold Beanie is a Beanie with a rare birth defect that turns them gold. This also makes their skin really sensitive, so they carry around Spike Shield so that they can hide like a Pestnut.
Phantos67: While we’re talking about Pestnuts, how come no matter how much damage you do to a Pestnut, it's never enough to completely destroy them in one hit?
Beanie: Pestnuts’ spikes keep them safe. They would be invincible if they would stay, but they aren't tightly secured to the Beanie's body so they fall off.
Phantos67: Oh, well that stinks for Pestnuts.
Beanie: I know, I was one until the spikes fell off.
Phantos67: I see. Back to you, Fawful Koopa.
Fawful: What are your attacks? How do you counter them?
Beanie: I either go straight and charge you, or hesitate and then charge you. You can jump before I charge you to land on top of me.
Fawful: Since I hate you, I'll now ask you to demonstrate this.
Beanie: What if I don't want to?
(Fawful winks at Thud.)
Beanie: Okay...
Fawful: You'll demonstrate on Thud.
Beanie: *gulp*
Thud: PIP SQUEEK! RRRRRRRR!!!
(Beanie plows into Thud, but it doesn't do anything.)
Thud: BEANIE IS PATHETIC, BEANIE GO THUD!
(Thud squshes Beanie.)
Phantos67: You killed him!
Beanie: Ugh... He actually flattened me, which is worse.
Fawful: I think it's an improvement.
Beanie: I would strangle you if I had arms.
Fawful: How do you pick things up? Do you use telekinesis?
Beanie: Unlike the Goombas, I don't use telekinesis. I simply don't pick things up.
Fawful: Now that we've pretty much finished the Interview, can you let Thud do his thing? He looks like he wants to…
(Thud is seen drooling.)
Phantos67: First off, what is telekelinihoo-ki-wanee?
Wacko: What an idiot.
(Thud squashes Wacko again, and then squashes Beanie.)
Fawful: I have no clue. All I know is that Goombas use it. Say, do you have anything to eat?
Phantos67: Stale Oreos, tuna fish sandwich that has little green sprouts growing from it, are you interested? Oh, I thought Goombas used telepathy. Oh well.
Fawful: Aren't they the same thing? Oh well, I'll take the tuna sandwich.
Phantos67: (munching on the stale Oreos) Here.
Beanie: I am in pain!
Fawful: And I am happy.
Phantos67: Do I look like I care?
(Phantos67 goes back to munching his stale Oreos.)
Wacko: Ask a question!
Phantos67: We’re done.
Wacko: Can Fawful Koopa do something random now?
(Phantos67 looks at Fawful Koopa.)
Phantos67: (munching) Well?
(Fawful whistles for Boom. Boom crashes through the studio wall.)
Boom: What do you want?
Fawful: For you to randomly blast people.
Mario: It's-a me-
(BOOM!)
Phantos67: Goomba worker! Get working on fixing my wall. We need to do audience questions. Seat DO I LOOK HAPPY?
Angry Sun: *grumble* What about those things in Oho Ocean that were like Pestnuts, but were purple?
Beanie: They were a poisonous type of Pestnut. If you got hit by them, their spikes would inject poison into your bloodstream, slowly sucking away your health.
Phantos67: That is nasty!
Beanie: ABSOLUTELY EVIL! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Thud squashes Beanie again.)
Beanie: *twitch, twitch* Ugh...
Fawful: Boom, blast Beanie.
(BOOM!)
(Beanie dies. He turns into a ghost.)
Beanie's Ghost: Seat OLDANNOYINGHAG.
Koopa Koot: Can I have a different seat?
Boom: No! Ask a question!
Koopa Koot: Why are there flying versions of you, but not spiked ones?
Beanie's Ghost: We couldn't fit spiked caps on ourselves like the Goombas can. Our heads are too oval.
Boom: Can I blast Koopa Koot?
Fawful: Sure, he's really annoying.
()
Koopa Koot: Mario, have you brought me my Jelly Ultra?
Mario (beaten and bruised): Yes...
Koopa Koot: Good, here's your one coin.
Mario: I hate you...
Koopa Koot: Everyone does...
()
(BOOM!)
(Koopa Koot dies.)
Phantos67: Seat WEBMASTER OF LL!
Iggy: Wrong seat.
Phantos67: Where's Lemmy?!
Iggy: He's not here. So Beanie, why are you usually paired up with Rexes and Dry Bones on that Bean mountain place?
Beanie: Hoohoo Mountain. They wanted to tag along with me because they thought I was cool.
(Fawful starts to laugh.)
Fawful: Cool, you? Yeah right.
Beanie: Hey wait, why am I not a ghost anymore?
Fawful: For the sake of the authors having to type less.
Beanie: Seat MR. T PARODY.
Mr. L: Why do you drop Woo Beans when defeated?
Beanie: Weelll... I am a living Woo Bean. Some Woo Bans evolved when they were put under the right conditions. They grew feet so they could run away from people trying to eat them. If destroyed, they'd revert back to Woo Beans, or simply disappear.
Mr. L: Oh.
Random Person: Seat IAMLAZY.
Fawful: When did he get in here? Boom!
(BOOM!)
Fawful: Your turn, Phantos67.
Phantos67: Seat IRON FATTY!
Iron Wario: Why are you green?
Beanie: Woo Beans are green, so are we.
Fawful: Seat EXPLODING FATTY!
Bulky Bob-omb: May I have part of that tuna fish sandwich?
Fawful: No. Boom, do your thing.
(BOOM!)
Boom: You idiot! You made me set his fuse...
(BOOM!) Phantos67: Nice going. What's left of the studio needs repairs. (Goomba Worker, GET BUSY!!!) (Fifty Goomba workers come in and get to work.) Phantos67: Well Fawful Koopa, thanks for interviewing with me! Maybe we could do it again sometime, but right now I have a meeting. Wacko: Nice meeting you too, Boom. Fawful and Boom: (blasting away) Thank you too... (After 4 hours of flying, Fawful and Boom land in their studio.) Boom: Wow, that was weird. Fawful: End transmission. (TRANSMSSION ENDED) Whoops! You're not logged in!
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