Nintendo Fan: Welcome to my Interview show! Today I will be interviewing Mimi and Fawful.
Jade Blooper: They should be here any minute…
(Suddenly they both feel a rumble on the ground. It is a stampede of Nintendo and TV show characters coming through the door and sitting in their reserved seats! The interviewees are also in the stampede. They come up onstage and sit in the Interviewee chairs, as the audience claps.)
Nintendo Fan: >_<;
Jade Blooper: Uh… Anyways, who are you interviewing again?
Nintendo Fan: Read the stupid title, you blithering idiot!
Jade Blooper: I find that insulting.
Nintendo Fan: I don’t care.
(Laughter can be heard from the audience and from Fawful and Mimi.)
Nintendo Fan: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!! WE REALLY NEED TO GET STARTED ON THIS INTERVIEW, AND I’M STARVING!!!
(The voice of Nintendo Fan makes thunder boom, and frightens the audience; even Fawful and Mimi are frightened!)
Nintendo Fan: (calmly) Okay. My anger has decreased now.
Fawful: That’s the only thing that scares me, booming thunder of laughter! I now have less fury!
Nintendo Fan: Be quiet, you nerd-caped freak!
Fawful: I find that insulting.
Nintendo Fan: … Isn’t that what Jade Blooper just said?
Fawful: Er… EYAHAHAHA!!!
Mimi: My laugh’s better than yours!
Fawful: Hey! I thought we were friends here!
Mimi: Oh yeah…
Nintendo Fan: Enough blabbing! Let’s get started. Question one for Fawful, what species are you?
Fawful: I am a bean person, fink-rat!
Nintendo Fan: What does “fink-rat” really mean? Does it have a definition?
Fawful: Fink-rat doesn’t really mean anything. I like to say it at the top of my lungs when I’m angry. It’s also known as my favorite catchphrase.
Mimi: (I really wanna go back HOME now. Ugh…)
Fawful: … And I heard Mimi say “I really wanna go back HOME now. Ugh…”
Mimi: ! How did you read my mind?! That’s, like, freaky and stuff!
Fawful: I have already told you: I am a mind reader person.
Nintendo Fan: Mimi, you know it’s not your turn yet, and Fawful, don’t answer ANY questions that Mimi asks you. It’s not even her turn!
Fawful: I HAVE FURRRRYYYYY!!! Nintendo Fan: Oh great. NOW you have fury! What do you think of the Mario Bros? Fawful: Mario and Mr. Greenie- Luigi (audience seat no. 45): That’s LUIGI, you idiot! Fawful: (ignoring Luigi) -are the only two fink-rats I know! They have beaten The Great Cackletta… That is my hatred of Mario and Mr. Greenie! I have hated them for my whole life. Nintendo Fan: What games have you appeared in? Fawful: Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time, and Superstar Saga. Nintendo Fan: That’s it? Fawful: Yup. Nintendo Fan: This is the last question for you, then we’re- Fawful: Already?! Aww! I had a great time of having to answer the asked questions for your liking. Nintendo Fan: That’s okay. You can be promoted to be my helper for the next Interview. Now, why do you wear that cape and glasses you have on? Fawful: I have the liking to wear the cape because it makes me feel warm and comfy on a cold day and it may look like I’m an unknown person when I wear this cape. I wear these glasses to make me look like an evil scientist. Is that the answer to your liking? Nintendo Fan: Yes… And now, let’s move on to Mimi: why do you wear a different style whenever you appear in Super Paper Mario? Mimi: (Yes! Now is my chance!) I LIKE to change my outfit once in a while. Can’t a girl be stylish for once? Nintendo Fan: Uh… er… yes. You look VERY pretty today. (Not!) Mimi: Thank you. Nintendo Fan: Go on, Jade Blooper. It’s YOUR turn. Jade Blooper: In chapter 6, why did you not turn into your spider form? Mimi: I didn’t feel like it! Jade Blooper: … That explains the questions… Question two, what species are you? Mimi: I don’t have one… except when I turn into a spider. Then yeah… that’s a different story. Jade Blooper: Question three, what games did you appear in? Mimi: >_< That’s sort of a stupid question. What do you THINK? Jade Blooper: Uh…Super Paper Mario? Mimi: … Jade Blooper: Question four, what outfits of yours do you like best? Mimi: I think I like my original one best. Nintendo Fan: That’s all the time we have today! See you next time! Fawful: End transmission! EYAHAHAHAHA! Fink-rat! Whoops! You're not logged in!
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