Fawful: Yes! My favorite of Mario’s partners!

Kooper: I’m flattered.

Fawful: How do you perform the Fire Shell attack?

Kooper: I spin around rapidly, creating great friction in the air. Then my shell catches fire and I destroy the enemy.

Boom: I like gravy.

Plit: …

Kooper: Ask me another question!

Fawful: Why did you join Mario?

Kooper: My excuse in the game is because he saved my shell from those Fuzzies. I really did it for the chicks. I also got to meet Kolorado as a bonus!

Fawful: I’m too lazy to ask any more questions. Audience questions! Seat 23

Duck: Where do you work now?

Kooper: I’m Kolorado’s assistant.

Boom: (I still like gravy.) Seat 44

Female Koopa Troopa: Do you have a girlfriend?

Kooper: (flirty) Yes, in fact I do. *flirt, flirt*

Bowl of Gravy: I have one last wish before Boom finds me… Seat 34!

(Boom devours Gravy.)

Random Assortment of Unofficial Characters: Where’d you learn how to fight?

Kooper: Koopa Koot was once a famous wrestler, with Goompa, The Master, and Bootler. He taught me.

Boom: Audience questions are now over.

Fawful: Why did Koopa Koot do so?

Kooper: He’s my grandpa.

Fawful: Woah! Your amazing coolness value is going down!

Kooper: (I wonder if I should tell them that my brothers are the Koopa Bros.)

Fawful: Why were you thinking out loud? The Koopa Bros. are pathetic!

Kooper: But I hate them.

Fawful: ?

Kooper: Sibling rivalry!

Fawful: Oh. If you can fight, than why did you let those pathetic Fuzzies take your shell?

Kooper: They invaded while I was sleeping, so I couldn’t beat them up. After that, I wasn’t fast enough to catch them and get it back

Fawful: Man, this Interview is short! Let’s make it longer with filler material that Lemmy would never approve of!

Boom: One more question! Why do you wear that bandana around your neck?

Kooper: Nintendo wanted me to be distinguishable from other blue Koopas. Girls also love it.

(He winks at female Koopa Troopa)

Fawful: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala-

Boom: End transmission!

Fawful: -lalalalala!

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