Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my awesome, extreme Interview show!
Luigi: Hey, where's your lame interview partner, WT?
Fireball: What do you think, taking a break again! Goodness Luigi, you should know that by now!
Luigi: Where's his-
Fireball: Shut up, Luigi.
Wario: Wario must know, who are you interviewing, and are you interviewing by yourself?
Fireball: I'm surprised you care, Wario.
Wario: Same.
Phantos67: Sorry we’re late. Traffic and all. So you’re Fireball, pleasure to meet you. I'd shake your hand, but I have none.
G Bloop: I got the camera.
Phantos67: Where's Booster?
Kroshi: Don't tell me you guys are interviewing Booster!
Fireball: We are? Oh man!
Booster comes in.
Wario: Hey! You look just like the great Wario!
Booster: You? Great? Don't make me laugh, pal! ... Ha!
Wario: Nice, you spoiled the moment.
Fireball: Stop fighting, you guys can fight when the Interview... Just fight now then. Take your bets here! Take your bets! Wario has a 1 in 2 chance of winning! Good chances!
Wacko: The opposite of what my boss votes.
Phantos67: My vote is for Wario.
Wacko: Then mine is for Booster.
G Bloop: Wario.
Popple: Booster.
Thud: NEITHER!
Wario knocks out Booster.
Fireball: Hooray!
(Fireball gives Booster a 1-Up Mushroom.)
Fireball: You’re bad at fighting, stick to being a loser.
Booster: I’m fine, that's very mean!
Fireball: Sure...
Booster: Just ask me some questions!
Kroshi: Fireball would like to, but he's pretty random, so Phanto 6-something guy can ask the first question. If that IS his name...
Phantos67: ... It's Phantos67!!!
Wacko: Ask a question, Boss.
Phantos67: Oh all right, but the next time somebody forgets my name I'm letting them have it. Q1: Why do you bare so much resemblance to Wario?
Booster: I'm pretty sure we are distant cousins.
Wario: I didn't know that.
Waluigi: Me neither!
Waluigi's Twin: So I am too?
Phantos67: I dunno, I just ask the questions around here. And what are you doing here?
Waluigi's Twin: Seeing how good a job Fireball is doing without me.
Fireball: I'm doing fine, but second question, how did you and Valentina get married? Since when would you two share the same interests?
Booster: I have a fine doll collection, and she does too. That's what we first talked about, and we both hated Mario! But I don't really hate Mario, we both think Dodo is dumb and we like wedding cake.
Fireball: Well that didn't explain a lot.
Kroshi: No, it didn't. Man, Booster is even more boring then Endark, WT's helper...
DUN DUN DUN
Fireball: There go my speakers, I should get them fixed.
Phantos67: All right. So, Booster...
Booster: Yeah?
Phantos67: Are you going to make another appearance in a game ever?
Booster: Nevar! I'm going to stay out of Mario's path from now on.
Phantos67: Why don't you team up with Wario?
Booster and Wario: NEVAR!!!
Phantos67: The word never is spelled N E V E R, not N E V A R.
Booster and Wario: Whatevar.
Phantos67: ...
Fireball: You’re breaking the fourth wall, Phantos67!
Phantos67: I know, somebody should repair it.
Kroshi: How did he break it?
Fireball: He's saying spelled, when he should say sound! But on with the next question, why do you have a Flower Tab?
Booster: I didn't even notice, I gave that as a gift to my wife though.
Fireball: You didn't notice, but you gave it to your wife, and you noticed then?
Booster: Well I noticed when I got back to my tower.
Fireball: Liar...
Booster: NEVAR!
DUN DUN DUN
Phantos67: FOR THE LOVE OF GOOMBAS, FIX THOSE SPEAKERS!
Wacko: Mind if I ask a question?
Fireball and Phantos67: N-
Wacko: Good, how do you feel about Mario present-day?
Booster: I'm kind of scared of him.
Fireball: I said N-
Wario: WIMP!
Booster: NEVAR!
Phantos67: *sigh*
Luigi: Man, your Interviews are worse with Phantos67, Fireball.
Fireball: Shut up, Luigi!
(Fireball throws Luigi against the wall and Luigi crawls back to his chair.)
Mario: STOP THE VIOLENCE!
Fireball: Next question, how does it feel to kiss Bowser?
Booster: HEY! I thought I was kissing the princess... But it was ok...
Wario: WEIRDO!
Booster: NEVAR!
Fireball: Ok, that's getting old, and fast, I might add.
Phantos67: Booster, as soon as we’re done interviewing with you, you're dead.
Wacko: Ask some questions, for goodness sake!
Phantos67: And you might be dead at the end, also.
Wacko's Fans: NEVAR!!!
Phantos67: All right, stop it, that is getting so old it's bugging me, and when I get bugged, KA-POW!
Fireball: And why are there Wacko fans in my audience?!
Wacko: Because I’m cooler than you two. I'm asking this one.
Fireball: I don't see your name on the title. Oops! Broke the fourth wall. Or did I? No, I didn't.
Wacko: What are your feelings toward Bowser present-day?
Booster: I think he's a cool guy and all, but he's not a big doll fan which kind of makes us mortal enemies.
Phantos67: Over dolls?! What is with you and your dolls?!
Booster: THEY ARE SOOOOOO MUCH FUN TO PLAY WITH!!!
Wario: He's not related to the great Wario. Not a chance.
WT: Phew.
Phantos67: Are you going to leave us to our Interview?
WT: Not really.
Phantos67: My reputation... My reputation…
Wacko: It stinks already, a little more won't hurt.
Fireball: All right, I'll ask a question, then Phantos67 can ask a question, then I will, then the crowd can ask some questions!
Luigi: Why didn't you just say "I'll ask two more questions and Phantos67 will ask”?
Fireball: You’re so stubborn, Luigi!
Luigi: How-
Fireball: It would be wise not to argue, or you will be joining Booster when we take care of him... if you know what I mean.
Luigi: No.
Fireball: We’re going to beat Booster up, and you as well.
Luigi: Oh...
Phantos67: Hehehehe...
Fireball: Moron! Next question, what's with the name Booster?
Booster: My father gave me the name, because the tower is so tall you need an extra "Boost Bar".
Fireball: And may I ask, what is a "Boost Bar"?
Booster: Why, the Booster bar is nothing to laugh at, and recovers your HP and is good for road trips-
Kroshi: It's not a commercial, buddy!
Phantos67: It's-a my turn!
Mario: Copycat.
Phantos67: You will also be joining Booster and Luigi. So, what are your attacks?
Booster: Spritz Bomb and Loco Express, why?
Phantos67: I'm just asking you a question.
Booster: Ok, go ahead.
Phantos67: I ALREADY DID!!!
Booster: That was pathetic.
Fireball: You’re pathetic!
Booster: My pride!
Fireball: Like you had any. Last question, if you could team up with one person to takeover the world, who... And you don't have to explain...
Lemmy: Yes he does! The viewers may be interested in this!
Fireball: Fine!
Booster: Bowser by all means! He's strong enough to take Mario down... right?
Bowser: Well... No... The Star Rod ...No... No I'm not.
Kroshi: Pick a seat, Phantos67!
Phantos67: Seat GUY WHO HASN'T HEARD OF THE INTERVIEWEE BEFORE!
Albatoss: If you had to pick a game (other than the game you were in), what game would you like to be in?
Booster: Super Mario 64 DS. I think I could do pretty well.
Phantos67: How come you resemble an X-Naut?
Booster: I don't.
Phantos67: To me you do...
Fireball: All right, we can't beat up, Mario! I just remembered he's my awesome friend. You can beat him up, Phantos67. If you feel like it.
Phantos67: All in good time.
Mario: No... *gulp*
Fireball: Seat 3232WHA.
X-Naut Dude: Like, dude, Valentina’s like, your, like, wife?
Booster: Well she's ok. I'm a little worried, because she wasn't feeling good today. Dodo should take care of her though. Her plans to get Mario are still in her head.
X-Naut Dude: That's like, not touching, dude.
Fireball: Hooray! X-Naut Dude is back! With all of his dudes and his likes.
Phantos67: I think I'll get Mario out of the way.
(Phantos67 breathes a fireball on Mario and he starts running around, then G Bloop gives him the shock of his life, and finally Thud squashes him.)
Phantos67: That was fun. Seat KID THE KOOPA!
Koopa Kid: Any relation to Bowser?
Bowser and Booster: NEVAR!
Phantos67: You are digging your grave, buddy.
Fireball: I'm only picking two more seats, then Phanto can pick one more, then we’re done! I'm getting sick of listening to Booster!
Kroshi: As am I.
Phantos67: Same here.
Fireball: Seat 325WITHACHERRY.
Waluigi: What happen to your royal Snifits?
Booster: They’re not royal! They’re messing up as always! They’re baking for me and me wife. Dodo even seems to like them.
Dodo: I'm not dumb! Like in the past couple of Interviews Fireball interviewed me, and I'm not stupid!
Booster: Birdbrain... What... Who's watching Valentina?!
Dodo: Probably the Snifits.
Booster: Oh no!
Phantos67: Final seat! Seat WIGIT THE PIDGIT!
Wigit the Pidgit: My second appearance! YAYZ! Oh, you spelled my name wrong last time, you know. So, do you think you could use some better attacks?
Booster: Yeah, I wish I had some more attacks, but-
Beanstar: Wish granted!
(The Beanstar gives Booster a bunch of really cool attacks.)
Phantos67: Uh oh.
Booster: PAYBACK TIME, BABY!!!
Fireball: Uh, before you do anything, I'll pick one more seat...
Booster: Fine, but make it snappy! I'll get REVENGE ON YOU GUYS!
Fireball: Seat MARIO34.
Mario: Did you really think you could beat me?
Booster: Yes!
Mario: Well, HA!
Booster: But now I CAN! Now to take care of Fireball and- Where are they?
(We see Fireball, Kroshi, Wacko, Phantos67, and Wario all running away.)
Fireball: End transmission!
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