(We see Anthony in space... AGAIN!)

Anthony: Yes... My list is finally completed!

(A meteor passes by and burns Anthony's list.)

Anthony: Agugugga! Wait, I can teleport out of space. Why didn't I think about that before?

(Anthony teleports to the Flopside Interview station and a Back Cursya is sitting there.)

Anthony: I WILL INTERVIEW YOU!

B. Cursya: ...

Anthony: Hi, welcome to-

Mario: Cheese's interview show! CHEESE!

Anthony: Anyway, I am interviewing a Back Cursya, the most hated kind of Cursya!

Audience: Woohoo.

B. Cursya: I dare you to poke me. POKE ME!

Anthony: (ignoring him) So, why do you send people back to Flipside?

B. Cursya: To get people away from me. My genetics gave me a power so that if anyone touches me, they send themselves to Flipside. POKE ME!

Anthony: Ok. Why-

(Anthony is teleported back to Flipside.)

Anthony: WHY?!

(Anthony's best friend, Bailey L, fills in for him.)

Bailey: -did you want him to poke you?

B. Cursya: I don't like him.

Bailey: ... Anyway, what are your stats?

B. Cursya: One HP and One Attack.

Bailey: Wow! (Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!) It's time for Pick a Person! Ok. Bring out the darts!

Audience: 0_0

Bailey: Ok, whoever I hit gets to ask a question, but I throw with my eyes closed. And since you all signed an "ENTRY" (which was really a no-lawsuit form) you cannot sue or charge OR get a refund.

(Bailey throws a dart.)

Lemmy: My ball!

Bailey: Ok, Lemmy! Your turn.

Lemmy: (Oh, he's so dead!) Do you hate Mario?

B. Cursya: Yes, he's annoying! Why do you think I send him back?

(Bailey throws another dart.)

Anthony: Ow!

Bailey: Ok, Anthony. Your tur- What are you doing here?

Anthony: You really think I would interview him? I got a stunt double. Anyway, why don't you have a Dark form in the Flopside Pit of 100?

B. Cursya: Nintendo thought it would be too mean to touch one on floor 99, which is where my kind would have ended up. Plus, it was vacation and no one wanted to become a Dark Back Cursya.

Bailey: Ok. Ne-

Anthony: Can I throw the next one?

Bailey: Sure!

(Anthony throws a dart.)

YTtF: Ow! Grr...

Bailey: Gotta go!

(Bailey teleports just as Anthony is beat up by 500 Toads, King Boo, Bullet Bill, Lemmy, his ball, Wendy, Roy, YTtF, Iggy, Ludwig, Morton, Bowser, Mario, Luigi, and his stunt double.)

Anthony: Why does this happen to meeeeeee?

King Boo: End the transmission.

Anthony: Next time, YTtF will not beat me up! Even if I have to-

Transmission ended.

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