(We see YTtF doing something when he vanishes.)
YTtF: Whubba?
(He reappears where Anthony S. Koopa is.)
Anthony: Hey, you're the kid I had the Pokemon battle with.
YTtF: Oh, it's you. What do you want?
Anthony: I want to do a co-op Interview with you.
YTtF: Kay. Who are we interviewing?
Anthony: An Electrogoomba. And I know the perfect place.
In the middle of some random place I don't know...
YTtF: We can't interview in the middle of a barren wasteland!
Anthony: Wait for it...
(Suddenly, a 45-foot-tall mansion pops out of the ground.)
Anthony: Well, here's my place.
YTtF: 0_0 How did that happen?
(They go inside.)
YTtF: Okay... Let's get started.
(He teleports to space, and comes back with an Electrogoomba.)
YTtF: First question, why are you called an ElectroGOOMBA? You don't look like a Goomba at all.
Electrogoomba: Since we're basic SMG baddies, we are called that as Goombas are the basic Plit baddies.
Anthony: How did you get your electricity?
Electrogoomba: Well I was walking down Good Egg Galaxy. I spotted an Amp, and wondered what it felt like. I touched it, and got electricity currents flowing into me. I started a game where you pass it on, and well, I'm here.
Anthony: ... Wait a minute!
(He teleports out. He comes back with the following: 200 Lumas, 500 Toads, a random Boo, Mario, Luigi, Roy, Iggy, Cloud N. Candy, and a camera-Latiku.)
YTtF: How-
Anthony: I know a guy.
YTtF: Ooooookkkkkaaaayyyy. Anyways, why do you look like Shroobs?
Electrogoomba: We're a kind of Shrooblet subspecies that spread across the universe.
Anthony: Hmm... Got it! Would you like to appear in another game?
Electrogoomba: Nope. I do not like being beat up. OKAY?
YTtF: Audience questions!
Anthony: Seat IAMAPEACHRIPOFF.
Rosalina: I am not. Anyways, what's your favorite galaxy?
Electrogoomba: What do you think? I like Good Egg Galaxy because I am in it.
Anthony: And I am going again.
YTtF: But it-
Anthony: (in a horribly scary demonic voice) DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
YTtF: No. Yes.
Anthony: (normal voice) Good.
Anthony: Seat UNNOTICEDBROTHER.
Luigi: Why can't brown Electrogoombas move?
Electrogoomba: Because of a special secretion that makes them stay where they are, but they have better accuracy and shooting.
YTtF:Seat LASTBOOICAPTUREDINLUIGI'SMANSION.
Boo B. Hatch: What's with the antena?
Electrogoomba: We use it in the mating season.
YTtF: And I get another turn. Why? BECAUSE I SAY SO! Seat WIMP.
Cloud N. Candy: What do you think about Mario?
Electrogoomba: He's all right. I think he's a bully, though.
Anthony: Seat YTtFBUTNOTHIM.
Iggy: Will you work for me?
YTtF: ASK A REAL QUESTION THAT PEOPLE CAN LEARN SOMETHING FROM AND THEREFORE BE EDUCATED!
Anthony: 0_0
Iggy: Who do you work for?
Electrogoomba: Bowser and Dino Piranha.
YTtF: Ok. I get the last question.
Anthony: But what if-
YTtF: BE QUIET, AND SIT THERE.
Anthony: (mumbling) Yeah, right.
YTtF: Seat-
Anthony: PINKKOOPALING.
YTtF: You're dead after this.
Roy: What are your stats?
Electrogooma: HP:1 Atk:1/3 Def: 0.
Roy: Hahahahaha. Weakling.
Anthony: Ok.
YTtF: Get ready for...
(He teleports to where he was before the interview, except with Anthony.)
YTtF: -your pummeling.
(He beats up Anthony and sends him into the space and beyond.)
Anthony: I'll be baaaaaaaaaack! *ding*
YTtF: Consider that a rematch. Is the camera still running? (Oops.) End Transmission.
Transmission Ended.
Anthony: I am so getting revenge. Mwahahahaha- *strangle* Air, need air!
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