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ANTHONY S. KOOPA AND YOUR TWIN THE FOURTH interview ELECTROGOOMBA
 
By Your Twin the Fourth and Anthony S. Koopa

(We see YTtF doing something when he vanishes.)

YTtF: Whubba?

(He reappears where Anthony S. Koopa is.)

Anthony: Hey, you're the kid I had the Pokemon battle with.

YTtF: Oh, it's you. What do you want?

Anthony: I want to do a co-op Interview with you.

YTtF: Kay. Who are we interviewing?

Anthony: An Electrogoomba. And I know the perfect place.

In the middle of some random place I don't know...

YTtF: We can't interview in the middle of a barren wasteland!

Anthony: Wait for it...

(Suddenly, a 45-foot-tall mansion pops out of the ground.)

Anthony: Well, here's my place.

YTtF: 0_0 How did that happen?

(They go inside.)

YTtF: Okay... Let's get started.

(He teleports to space, and comes back with an Electrogoomba.)

YTtF: First question, why are you called an ElectroGOOMBA? You don't look like a Goomba at all.

Electrogoomba: Since we're basic SMG baddies, we are called that as Goombas are the basic Plit baddies.

Anthony: How did you get your electricity?

Electrogoomba: Well I was walking down Good Egg Galaxy. I spotted an Amp, and wondered what it felt like. I touched it, and got electricity currents flowing into me. I started a game where you pass it on, and well, I'm here.

Anthony: ... Wait a minute!

(He teleports out. He comes back with the following: 200 Lumas, 500 Toads, a random Boo, Mario, Luigi, Roy, Iggy, Cloud N. Candy, and a camera-Latiku.)

YTtF: How-

Anthony: I know a guy.

YTtF: Ooooookkkkkaaaayyyy. Anyways, why do you look like Shroobs?

Electrogoomba: We're a kind of Shrooblet subspecies that spread across the universe.

Anthony: Hmm... Got it! Would you like to appear in another game?

Electrogoomba: Nope. I do not like being beat up. OKAY?

YTtF: Audience questions!

Anthony: Seat IAMAPEACHRIPOFF.

Rosalina: I am not. Anyways, what's your favorite galaxy?

Electrogoomba: What do you think? I like Good Egg Galaxy because I am in it.

Anthony: And I am going again.

YTtF: But it-

Anthony: (in a horribly scary demonic voice) DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!

YTtF: No. Yes.

Anthony: (normal voice) Good.

Anthony: Seat UNNOTICEDBROTHER.

Luigi: Why can't brown Electrogoombas move?

Electrogoomba: Because of a special secretion that makes them stay where they are, but they have better accuracy and shooting.

YTtF:Seat LASTBOOICAPTUREDINLUIGI'SMANSION.

Boo B. Hatch: What's with the antena?

Electrogoomba: We use it in the mating season.

YTtF: And I get another turn. Why? BECAUSE I SAY SO! Seat WIMP.

Cloud N. Candy: What do you think about Mario?

Electrogoomba: He's all right. I think he's a bully, though.

Anthony: Seat YTtFBUTNOTHIM.

Iggy: Will you work for me?

YTtF: ASK A REAL QUESTION THAT PEOPLE CAN LEARN SOMETHING FROM AND THEREFORE BE EDUCATED!

Anthony: 0_0

Iggy: Who do you work for?

Electrogoomba: Bowser and Dino Piranha.

YTtF: Ok. I get the last question.

Anthony: But what if-

YTtF: BE QUIET, AND SIT THERE.

Anthony: (mumbling) Yeah, right.

YTtF: Seat-

Anthony: PINKKOOPALING.

YTtF: You're dead after this.

Roy: What are your stats?

Electrogooma: HP:1 Atk:1/3 Def: 0.

Roy: Hahahahaha. Weakling.

Anthony: Ok.

YTtF: Get ready for...

(He teleports to where he was before the interview, except with Anthony.)

YTtF: -your pummeling.

(He beats up Anthony and sends him into the space and beyond.)

Anthony: I'll be baaaaaaaaaack! *ding*

YTtF: Consider that a rematch. Is the camera still running? (Oops.) End Transmission.

Transmission Ended.

Anthony: I am so getting revenge. Mwahahahaha- *strangle* Air, need air!

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