James: Hello, and welcome to...
(Lemmy tries to say his line until Blue traps him in his mouth.)
Spiker: James’s Interview Show!
James: YES! Something that works!
Spiker: Yeah, I thought that wasn’t going to work. Anyway, Blue, you can let him out
(Blue spits out Lemmy and then Blue takes hair off his tongue.)
Blue: Bleck! Lemmy hair!
James: Who shall we interview today?
Spiker: How about your bro, James?
James: Which one? Iggy, Morton, Lemmy, Ludwig, Roy, Larry, Bowser Junior-
Spiker: Your twin...
James: Which one? Ludwig or Jazz-
Spiker: LUDWIG! Don’t say the other name or we might be sued!
James: Okay, bring him out!
(Ludwig comes to James’s castle and walks into the inventing room.)
Ludwig: Wow! How cool!
James: Bro, we are supposed to be in the interviewing room, not this room.
Ludwig: Let me make something here, please!
James: Bill Nye is in the Interview room
Ludwig: Let’s go! We can’t miss Bill Nye!
(They walk to the interviewing room and see a paper cutout of Bill Nye.)
Ludwig: Hey! That’s a pap-
(James straps Ludwig to the interviewing seat.)
Blue: Did you have to strap him to the seat?
(James straps Blue to the audience seat.)
Spiker: Hey! That’s just mean, James! You should-
(James straps Spiker to the Bill Nye cutout.)
James: Anyone else care to speak?
(Larry puts his hand up to ask a question but then James straps him to Morton.)
Morton: Hi Larry! Can you believe we have been strapped to each other? Why I swear that’s so convenient because I love each and every one of my brothers! And-
Larry: NOOOOOO!!!
James: Anyway, I’m going to ask Ludwig the first question, Question 1, are you the best of your younger siblings?
Ludwig: Well, here, I’m not the best, because this is called Lemmy’s Land. I am more popular than Wendy, Roy, Iggy and Morton. As for Larry, I think we are evenly matched.
James: Cool, Question 2, in Super Mario World, how come you had your own strategy to beat Mario?
Ludwig: Well every Koopaling got to make their own strategy to kill Mario. As you heard in your Interview with Larry, Larry copied Iggy’s strategy, Wendy thought Lemmy had a better idea so she copied Lemmy’s strategy, then Morton hated everyone’s idea of killing Mario, so he picked his own strategy, which was convent because Roy thought that up too. I am so glad Junior wasn’t born yet, because I think he would have copied mine
James: Wow, I should have come to be the eighth boss so I could copy yours. But anyway, question-
Blue: Can I ask Ludwig a question?
James: Sure, fire away.
Blue: How come you fell in love with that Yoshi thing named Karma? For the people who haven’t read "Love is Acceptance”...
Ludwig: Well, when I met her, we formed Metbond, which allows two individuals to see only each other. So we have our differences, but we still love each other
Blue: HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That’s rich! I thought Bowser forced you to love her at first! But now I see why-
(James straps Blue to a Hawaiian tree.)
Blue: We are in a castle, people! Make your props geographically right!
(James takes Blue off the Hawaiian tree and straps him to a window.)
Spiker: I think it’s time for audience questions! Seat-
James: I will call the seats here! SEAT BOSSYPRINCESS!!!
Peach: I AM NOT BOSSY!!! And Ludwig, is it true how on Lemmy’s land your inventions explode all the time?
Ludwig: Yes, because people put a curse on me that makes my inventions explode, so that’s the thing with my inventions.
James: Nice. SEAT DRAGONOFSUPERMARIOWORLD!!!
Rex: Why do you have that big hair of yours?
Ludwig: Well when I was 3, I made a robot, but I made a self destruct button. When Lemmy was born, he touched the button and it blew up in my face, making my hair like it is today. I tried to use a brush, but my hair was too much for it.
Blue: Is that the same reason James looks like you?
James: We will not discuss the reasons why I look like Ludwig. Anyway, Spiker, you can call a seat.
Spiker: Yes! SEATDTOTHEK!!!
Donkey Kong: How did you become ruler of Pipe Land?
Ludwig: I took over the Pipe Land king’s throne and made him give his wand.
James: Well I would bring a tape recorder of Morton CD’s and then put it on repeat.
Ludwig: Should have thought of that...
James: Anyway Blue, it’s your turn.
Blue: Seat DOTHEMARIO!!!
James: Here... I’ll get you down.
(James takes Blue off the window and puts him in an audience seat.)
Blue: Thank you. SEAT DOTHEMARIO!!!
Captain Lou Albano: Why do people think you are addicted to chocolate?
Ludwig: Because one guy made a bio about me and chocolate, then everyone read about it and believed I was addicted to chocolate.
James: Anyway, that’s all the time for my Interview! Tune in next time! Hmmm... Play my ending theme song!
Tape Recorder: (to the song of Bill Nye) James! James! James! James! James! James! James Koopa the Paratroopa!
James: I am not a Paratroopa!!!
Blue: Wow... That was scary, I’m going to untie myself from this seat and get the rest of you off.
Spiker: You could do that the whole time?! Why didn’t you do that earlier?
Blue: James’s Interview wouldn’t have been as popular, duh!
Spiker: Anyway... END TRANSMISSION!!!
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