On the Merciless...
(Shadow and Co. can be seen talking in one of the larger rooms on the Doomship.)
Shadow: I don't feel like doing today's Interview.
Lemmy: WHAT?!
Slasher and Smasher: Does that mean we have the day off?
Shadow: No! Slasher, you have to be the pilot for a ship I'm using to go save Mario from Princess Shroob. Peach and Luigi are paying me good money to get him back, and they’re coming with us. Smasher, you’re going to help keep order on this ship while I'm away.
Mark and Drake: Than who's interviewing?
Shadow: That will be Drake. I'm sure you can handle the repairs on my castle, Mark.
Drake: Yay! I'm doing an Interview!
Mark: Awww, I wanted to do another one.
Shadow: Too bad. Now, get to your post.
On the deck...
(Drake can be seen floating over the interviewee seat.)
Drake: Hello. I'm doing today's Interview. Yay!
Random Audience Member: Just get on with it already.
Drake: Shut it! Now, will someone bring out the interviewee?
(A Lakitu drops Anti Guy on the interviewee chair.)
Drake: Ok, first Q. Do you have a name so I don't have to call you Anti Guy throughout the whole Interview?
Anti Guy: Yes I do. It's Cygnus.
Drake: Next question. How does a Shy Guy become an Anti Guy?
Cygnus: They must prove themselves worthy by obtaining the rank of Lt. Colonel, then they have to past a test in order to become an Anti Guy.
Drake: That explains why there are so few Anti Guys. By the way, why are you wearing glasses and a scientist suit?
Cygnus: Because I'm an Anti Guy scientist.
Drake: Good, because my boss wants a scientist to join our group. Anyway, why are Anti Guys so much stronger than other Shy Guys?
Cygnus: It's our black robes. They're able to increase a Shy Guy’s strength tenfold!
Drake: Wow! That's amazing! Ok, time for audience questions. Seat 40!
Wendy: Where is Shadow?
Drake: He's being paid to save Mario.
On the Shroob homeworld of Shrit...
Princess Shroob: Why should I give you Mario back?
Shadow: Because if you don't I'll order my pet Dragon, Darktail, to destroy your entire empire.
(In the background there is a giant dark Dragon that is twice the size of Bonetail and that is destroying the Shroob Armada with ease.)
Princess Shroob: Ok, but only if you help Grodus by taking Morton from him.
Shadow: Fine then.
Back on the Merciless...
Drake: Anyway next Q. Seat 26!
Random Sumo Bro: Do all Anti Guys like Lemon Candy?
Cygnus: No, only the one stationed in Shy Guy’s Toy Box did.
Drake: Next one. Seat 53!
Larry: Why didn't any Anti Guys try to overthrow General Guy?
Cygnus: Because he had the deactivation button for all our enhancement suits, which was destroyed along with his tank.
Drake: Final seat. Seat 61!
Ludwig: Where are Morton and Roy?
Drake: I don't-
(Before he says anything, Morton and Roy fall right alongside of the Merciless toward the ground.)
Drake: -know. Ok, it is time to end this Interview.
(Smasher then pulls a rope and a black-robed Magikoopa is teleported away.)
Drake: See you all next time!
Lemmy: END TRASMISSION!
Inside the Merciless meeting room...
Shadow: Welcomed to our group, Chief Scientist Cygnus.
Cygnus: Thanks for giving me this job.
Shadow: Now your task, Drake, is to clean up after my pet.
Drake: Why me?
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