(Koops is seen walking around Petalburg humming to himself.)

Koops: Hmm... It's kinda dull around here... I think I'll go for a swi-

(A Shy Guy drops down and does a sidekick to the back of Koops's head.)

Koops: ACK!

(Koops falls to the ground knocked out. The Shy Guy takes out a walkie-talkie and pushes a button on it.)

Shy Guy: *Chhhk* Got him, want me to take him to secret location .532084793?

Voice on other line: *Chhhk* Nah, I was thinking we would take him to secret location .43204987029.

Shy Guy: *Chhhk* You mean secret location .43204967029?

Voice on other line: *Chhhk* ... Yes.

Shy Guy: *Chhhk* Kay kay, Boss.

(The Shy Guy puts away the walkie-talkie and takes out a potion. He then proceeds to throw it on the ground. A door then appears with the label "Spiral Mountain".)

Shy Guy: Wait... Spi...ral... Moun...tain... Meh, I guess it'll work.

(The Shy Guy drags Koops into the door and it disappears.)

(Meanwhile, Koopra is sitting in a lawn chair on top of Spiral Mountain sipping a Koopa Kola.)

Koopra: *Sluuuuuuuurp* Ahh...

(A door then appears right above the lawn chair. Koopra pulls down his shades.)

Koopra: Oh, shnap-

(The door opens and the Shy Guy tosses Koops onto Koopra and goes back into the door.)

Koops: Oof! Ugh...

(Koops just sits there for a while.)

Koopra: ... Get off of me!

Koops: Huh?! Oh, sorry.

(Koops jumps off of Koopra.)

Koops: Wh-Where am I?

Koopra: Why, you’re in Spiral Mountain, home of... Koopra's Interview Show! ... And Banjo and Kazooie.

Koops: A who and a what?

Koopra: Never mind, let's just get on with the Interview.

Koops: Oka-

(Koops is knocked out again.)

(2 hours later…)

Koops: Ugggghh.... What th- Now where am I?

(Koopra you're still on Spiral Mountain, BUT, I have given you a chair that took me an hour and a half to make.)

Koops: Um... What's so special about it?

Koopra: It has a spring on the bottom so that if you annoy me enough, I can launch you 300 feet in the air. I got the idea from the Banjo-Kazooie website!

Koops: Okaaaayy... Can we start soon? I have a date with Koopie Koo at three, and it's four.

Koopra: Sure! Question 1: What made you want to go on an adventure with Mario?

Koops: You already know, to get revenge for my dad!

(Koopra raises an eyebrow.)

Koops: ... Fine! It was to get babes.

(An audience member throws a rock at Koops.)

Koops: Ow! Who threw that?!

Koopie Koo: Ahem.

Koops: Oh, sorry Koopie Ko-

(Koopie Koo throws another rock at Koops.)

Koops: Ow! What was that for?!

Koopie Koo: That was for missing our date!

Koopra: Okay, next question: Do you think you'll ever go on an adventure with Mario again?

Koops: No, not after that "dancing incident..."

Koopra: Please don't elaborate on that one.

Koops: Thank you.

Koopra: You're welcome. Question 3: Are you related to Kooper?

Koops: I find that racist.

Koopra: But I'm a Koopa too.

Koops: ... Oh, and yes, we are related.

Koopra: Question 4: What made you such a freaking coward?

Koops: It all started one night when my dad brought me to a late night club-

Koopra: STOP! I get it! Next question: How did you get that band-aid on your snout?

Koops: I got that when fishing on time, I cast out poorly and-

Koopra: And you got the hook caught on your nose?

Koops: No, I hit Sushi in the eye with it. She came up and bit me.

Koopra: What was Sushi doing in Petalburg?

Koops: You know... I don't really know...

Koopra: Interesting, let's go onto some audience questions. Seat ILIKETOTALKALOT-