Sam: Welcome to Sam's-
Axem Red: Smelly SHOW! HAHAHA!!!
Sam: You little... Lucario!!!
Lucario triple-flips onto the stage, cartwheels over to where Sam is, and jumps high, flips five times, and lands perfectly in front of Sam. Three audience members are holding up signs with these numbers: 10, 9.99, 10.
Sam: ... You know, there IS such thing as overdoing it.
Lucario: So?
Sam: You want get FIRED?! HUH? HUH? HUH?! Lucario: Woah, no need to get riled up, Boss. Axem Red: Psycho. Sam: Oh, so know you're a double offender, eh? Well just for that, you're joining my Interview crew. Axem Red: NO!!! NOT THAT!!! PLEASE!!! Sam: Sorry pal, but if you can't keep your mouth shut, you gotta suffer the punishment. Bring in the interviewee! (Entei and Zombie Bob escort a very dark purple Boo with red eyes and a black snake tongue to the stage.) Dark Boo: Woah!!! It can't be! No way... Sam: What?! Dark Boo: Nothing. Sam: All right. Well anyway, you gotta interview this Dark Boo, Axem. Axem Red: Uh, I don't think even Dark Boos normally look like that. Can I interview a Goomba instead? Sam: Sure. YO!!! MR. SPRINKLES!!! AXEM RED HERE WANTS TO INTERVIEW YOU!!! (A HUGE green Goomba with ripped legs, bat wings, devil horns, and foot-long fangs stomps up to the stage.) Mr. Sprinkles: RAHHH!!! SAUSAGE!!! PONIES!!! DESTROY!!! RAWRRRRRR!!! Axem Red: O_O I think I'll take my chances with Dark Boo. Sam: All right. Go back to guarding the front door, Mr. Sprinkles. (Mr. Sprinkles thunders away.) Sam: Well folks, sorry about the delay, now we will get back to the show!!! Audience: Aww... BOO! BOO! BOO! Boo: *sniff* I'm so loved. (Luigi comes and vacuums up the ghost.) Boo: ... Never mind. Sam: Didn't we have a huge fan base before? Dr. Kranken: No, I just mind controlled the audience to come and cheer for you. Sam: You little swine! I oughta fire yo- Hold on. You can mind-control people? Dr. Kranken: Yes, with special technology in my helmet. Sam: Sweet. Anyway, know, my newest crew member will interview a Dark Boo! Axem Red: Aww... Well, just how are Dark Boos created? Dark Boo: You know how a ghost or Boo is made when someone dies but has unfinished business to do in the mortal world, right? Well, if someone extremely evil dies, they won't be sent to the Underthere, instead, they'll be doomed to wander Plit forever as a Dark Boo. Axem Red: Woah. Anyway, what evil things did YOU do? Dark Boo: Heh heh, if I told you, this Interview wouldn't be allowed in Lemmy's Land or on public TV. Sam: Woah... Axem Red: Now that sounds bad. Now, why are there Dark Boos in Poshley Sanctum? Dark Boo: (in a Napolean Dynamite voice) Because we felt like it!!! Gosh! Everyone: ... Dark Boo: Nah, I'm kidding. The Garnet Star that was there gave out a huge aura of energy, and since us ghosts are very sensitive to that stuff, we felt it miles away and gathered there. We weren't able to get it due to us being ghosts and the Star being solid, so we just hung out there. Axem Red: Do you have powers that Boos don't have, besides being faster? Dark Boo: You never saw this in the games, but if we are in real danger, we can group up and launch energy beams at the attacker. Sam: So THAT'S why E. Gadd died last week. Dark Boo: Yes, that pitiful scientist thought he could just vacuum us up like common dirt. We sure showed him! Lucario: Hold on, E. Gadd's dead? Dark Boo: Well, he is until Nintendo decides to use him again. Sam: Too bad that will never happen to you, Axem Red. Axem Red: ... Well, do you remember what you were before you died? Dark Boo: Yes. I won't spoil what it was though, but I'll tell you this much, I was an extremely evil Shy Guy. Axem Red: Would you ever team up with King Boo? Dark Boo: Work with some weak, common Boo? Hah! I might be dead, but I have some dignity! Axem Red: Before I move on to audience questions, I need to ask you something, Sam. Sam: Yeah? Axem Red: I REALLY need to go to the bathroom!!! Sam: Fine, go. I'll handle the rest of the interview. Axem Red: Thanks!!! Sam: Hold on, robots don't use the toilet! Axem Red: Aw, you caught me... Seat 666. Devil (Super Smash Bros. Brawl): Why are there Dark Boos under the Koopaseum? Dark Boo: They are the ghosts of a powerful and evil pharaoh’s army from 3,000 years ago. Axem Red: Cool. Seat LOSERSGONEWILD. Jonas Brothers: Well, do you- Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!! KILL THEM!!! (Everyone in the building produces some form of weaponry and completely destroy the Jonas Brothers.) Sam: YES!!! THIS MEANS NO CAMP ROCK 2!!! HAPPIES!!! Dark Boo: That's my boy!!! Sam: I'm your boy? Dark Boo: No, that's just an expression. Axem Red: Seat GALAXY QUEEN. Rosalina: SAMMICH!!! YUMMY!!! Joshua: Hey, that's my joke!!! I'm suing you!!! Sam: Woah, that's the first reference to another author’s content for me! I ROCK!!! Jonas Brothers: We Rock! We Rock! Sam: I THOUGHT I JUST KILLED YOU GUYS!!! MR. SPRINKLES!!! (Mr. Sprinkles comes in and throws the Jonas Brothers out.) Axem Red: Man, I hate those guys! Sam: Now for once I agree with you. Rosalina: Anyway, I was going to ask if you were going to appear in any other videogames. Dark Boo: I think there might be a Dark Boo sticker in Brawl, but I'm not to sure. I'd love to be in the next Mario and Luigi game if they make one! Axem Red: Seat RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!!! Jonas Brothers: We Rock! We Rock! Sam: ... Rawk Hawk: Well, if you were in Luigi's Mansion, would you want to be a boss or a gallery ghost? Dark Boo: A boss, duh! It would be awesome! Axem Red: And for the last seat, seat WINGS OF ICARUS. Pit: Awesome!!! My third appearance! Sweet! Axem Red: Dude, are you going to ask a question? Pit: No way! I'm too awesome to ask stuff! Axem Red: Seat IDIOT. Bowser Jr: I'm not an idiot! Sam: According to nearly everyone you are. Bowser Jr: ... Can you guys make a Dark Atomic Boo or Dark Boolossus if you join up together? Dark Boo: Nope! We make THIS!!! (He combines with 50 other Dark Boos, and the result is something that looks like a black Charizard with red eyes.) Everyone: Awesome! (The Dark Boos separate.) Sam: Well folks, we're done for today, and I want to hold PRIZE or TORTURE!!! (Sam spins the wheel and it lands on prize.) Sam: Congratulations! Dark Boo, you've won a position with my Interview crew! Dark Boo: You call that a prize? Sam: You can spend five hours in open sunlight if you want. Dark Boo: Nah, I'm joining. Axem Red: Does that mean I can leave? Sam: Nope. You're with us for life. Axem Red: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY DAD? WHY?! Sam: Well folks, next Interview I will have someone special interview with me due to it being my tenth. Until then, see ya! Goodnight, Plit! Plit: Goodnight. Sam: ... Whoops! You're not logged in!
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