James: I have power over-
Lemmy: Two tacos and a sandwich!
James: Ok, I love-
Lemmy: Interviewing Hammer Bro!
Audience: Boo! Hammer Bro lover!
James: Wow Lemmy, you are being especially annoying today.
Lemmy: I didn’t annoy you last Interview, so I’m doing it today with today’s annoyingness.
James: Well then, I need my partners, where are they?
Lemmy: We are on a budget cut, so I replaced them today with Bloo and Lucky from Lucky Charms Cereal.
James: WHAT?! Why?
Lemmy: You guys want, like, 240 Koopa coins from me per Interview! And that’s just each! So I’m saving money! These guys want to be in an Interview for free!
James: They’d better be good, it’s hard making good material.
Bloo: All right! I’m actually in an Interview!
Lucky: Any Interview is good with me as long as those kids don’t show up!
James: I’m working with these guys? You don’t pay me enough to- Oh wait, you do. But now it’s time to pick from my cards of interviewing!
(Bloo takes a card and it says "I have power over-")
James: Whoops, that’s my line cards, here are my interviewing cards.
(Lucky picks a card and it says Hammer Bro.)
Lucky: It says Hammer Brother.
James: Lucky, here it’s called Hammer Bro, not Brother. Anyway, bring him here!
(Hammer Bro comes to James’s Castle and walks to the Interview room.)
Hammer Bro: Hey guys!
Bloo and Lucky: Hey!
James: Lame, but anyway let’s start the Interview! Question one! What makes a Hammer Bro a Hammer Bro?
Hammer Bro: We have a helmet, a special shell, and we can be seen ether holding a hammer or throwing it.
James: Nice.
Bloo: Umm, to me that is lame! But I’ll skip it. Question two, where do you hold all your hammers?
Hammer Bro: The hammers have been, and always will be, in our shells.
Bloo: Woah! Must be heavy!
James: You spelt my whoa wrong. To me, it’s woah!
Lucky: Well anyway, question three, what are your weakness?
Hammer Bro: Well, being stepped on, fire, Tanookie costumes, and lawyers.
Lucky: You should be scared of kids! Like me!
James: I agree on lawyers, they are the face of evil!
Bloo: Well, we should go to audience questions.
James: Ok then, seat CRYBABYCLOUD!
Mallow: Hey! I’m no crybaby! But anyway, how come you seem to change your appearance?
Hammer Bro: Well at first I was an 8-bit guy, but then Nintendo didn’t like how I looked, so then they edited me out with some cool features, like in Mario RPG, I looked awesome. But Nintendo thought I could look cooler, so then they accidentally made me look nerdy in Yoshi’s Safari. Then they didn’t like that so they made me purely cool in Mario Superstar Saga. But then they thought I looked mean, so they turned me into a bird-looking thing in most later games like Mario Party 8 and New Super Mario Bros.
James: Wow, that was long.
Hammer Bro: I could tell you every detail…
James: NO! Bloo, ask someone for another question for Hammer Bro.
Bloo: Seat KIDSLOVECEREALTHATISLUCKY!
Kids from Lucky Charms: How come you were a character in Mario Party 8? Oh, and Lucky! We want your cereal!
Lucky: NOOOOOOO!!!
Hammer Bro: Well I heard there was a wand that gives you Star Power. I wanted it, so I told Nintendo to add me to Mario Party 8 as a character.
James: Nice.
Lucky: Hey Bloo! Hope you like this! Seat ILIKELITTLEBLOBSTHATARENAMEDTHEIRCOLOR!
Girl from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends: What does Bowser think of you guys? And I want to adopt you, Bloo!
Hammer Bro: He treats us as if we are Goombas even though we are ranked high in his army.
Bloo: Thanks a lot, Lucky! I’m going to get you!!!
(Bloo runs at Lucky but slams through James’s door and leaves by accident.)
James: Umm-
Lucky: I’m not done with you!
(Lucky runs after Bloo and leaves too.)
James: Well, now I should find Lemmy and ask him for my partners back.
(James goes to Lemmy’s castle.)
Lemmy: Hey James! What are you doing here?
James: I want my partners back, Bloo and Lucky aren’t working out for me.
Lemmy: Hmmm. I’ll give them back, but! You have to promise me some small things.
James: Like?
Lemmy: Well, you have to let me pay you in smaller money, Greedy Mcgreederson, like maybe 20? And tell Blue to stop asking that stupid question, it’s annoying, ok?
James: Ok, I’ll do it.
(Blue and Spiker come out of nowhere looking relaxed.)
James: Where have you guys been?! I had to learn a lesson!
Blue: We were at Susan’s spa, which nobody knows about except Lemmy and us. What are you doing here?
James: You guys can come back to the Interview cast! Isn’t that great?
Spiker: Oh well, I guess, but the thing is, James…
Blue: We want to stay here, unemployed and relaxed!
James: But-
Spiker: Sorry James, we are staying here.
James: Okay, well then, lookie here, I have contracts, saying you will work forever, so you have to! I’m going to make a text face! =)
Blue: When did we sign something? Probably when we weren’t on the Interviews.
Spiker: Who writes these contracts?
Lemmy: Oh, well I guess you guys can leave before you find out the person who writes your contracts… now!
(James, Blue, and Spiker go back to the castle.)
James: Hi everyone! If you are still reading this, you must feel dedicated to this show! ‘Cause we all learned a lesson today! Spiker and Blue?
Spiker and Blue: Never ever EVER sign a contract without reading it.
James: Ok then, I think it’s safe to say END TRANSMISSION!
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